Conversation between Anakin Skywalker and Red-Eye Baldarek

I need some information.

Greeting just a noble humans with a lightsaber and questions.

Hey I ain't no regular human, I'm a Jedi. In fact I'm the jedi, I'm the Chosen one.

Okays okays, noble Jedis, have a drinks on the houses.

Hmm okay, give me an asshurt.

An asshurts?

An asshurt.

How does one makes an asshurts?

Well you drink a glass of blue milk that Obi-Wan just handed you and you wake up three hours later with an enourmous pain in your stomach and your jedi robes on your ankles

So....what kind of informations would you likes to have?