The Guide To Dumbass Jedi Training

The Guide To Dumbass Jedi Training is a Padawan's training book

Steps

 * 1) Learn Force Fart
 * 2) Learn Force Explode
 * 3) Never Go To The Toilet
 * 4) Poo and Dance at Discos/Dances/Proms
 * 5) Twerk
 * 6) Be Happy Unless One Of Your Friends/Acquaintances/Relatives have died
 * 7) Have 2 Relations a day
 * 8) Never Go To School
 * 9) Throw all the Ewoks you know into lava
 * 10) Embarrass loads of Hutts
 * 11) Poo on the coffin at funerals
 * 12) Break all the windows in your house and replace them with poo
 * 13) Make Your Uniform look stupid

Rules

 * 1) Hug Jedi Masters
 * 2) Kill Sith Mega-Super-Overlords
 * 3) Help Homeless People
 * 4) NEVER Help Wicket because a dumbass like you
 * 5) NEVER Help other dumbasses
 * 6) Use a genital cut to cut your genitals off