Darth Richards

Darth Richards was a stand up artist and Sith Lord who's promising life of fame ended when people found out he was a rapist.

Early Life
Darth Richards, like so many promising young people before him, grew up on a small planet known as Tatooine. As a youngling he would frequently visit bars like Mos Eisely where he was exposed to the sort of drunken, degenerate behavior that would lead to him turning into a rapist later in life. As he grew older he began working Tuesday nights(that was kid's night in bars on Tatooine) as a Stand-Up artist and made a name for himself. He began touring the Galaxy, greatly amusing his ever-growing fan-base and using his emerging Sith powers to make people laugh even if they didn't think he was funny.

Sith-Felled
Darth Richards hit the big-time on joining the show Sith-Felled(a show about destroying nothing). His popularity grew exponentially and soon he began raising a small Dark Army of the Sith of his own. This would be handy when destroying planets, ultimately leading to Sith Lordship and retirement with full health and dental. However this was not to be.

Disaster at the Laugh Military Droid Plant
Darth Richards' rise in power however, was short-lived and ended during the inaugural party of his Droid Plant on Laugh. There, while performing a stand-up routine he revealed the galaxy what a true rapist he was. He was inebriated (he had met some old Tatooine buds before the show) and found himself powerless to deal with harrassment from some malprogrammed Droids among his guests, so he began to hurl tasteless and offensive jokes about rape at them. The Galaxy was apalled at this blatant display of rapist behavior, and even while being taken off stage, Darth Richards made rapist gestures at his guests. Later Darth richards would repeatedly apologise for his behavior, but would failed to prove he was not a rapist. Infact investigations proved he was a born rapist with an over-blown pride in his own rape and that he had been involved in rape related offenses even as a youngling. Darth richards was a blatant, immoral, lying multiple-rape offender who- hold on a second, was I typing 'p' this whole time? Oh Good lord, no no no, that's wasn't supposed to be 'p', goodness sakes that was a 'c'. I mean darth Richards was an intergalactic racist not a rapist. I mean sure he was bad, but not That bad! Damn dvorak! Ok, ok, ok, I'm way too tired to edit this, just remember that all that stuff i said about Darth Richards and rape, that was supposed to be about Darth Richards and race. Ahem. So, yeah, Darth Richards was a racist, for which we hated him very much.