Darth Garfunkel

"So I'll continue to continue to create clone bodies... so my life will never end... And Sith Lords never bend... with the Knightfall..."

- Darth Garfunkel

Darth Garfunkel was a Sith Underlord well-remembered for his unique hairstyle and his unusual career move of apprenticing himself to a non-Sith, Simon the Killer Ewok.

A ragamuffin child
Darth Garfunkel was born on Tatooine, because everyone else was. He turned to the Dark Side after an ill-fated trip to the hairdresser's.

In the company of strangers
Darth Garfunkel's first Sith job was in the Coruscant Department of Redundancy Department, where he enjoyed success as a low-level bureaucrat until failing to acquire necessary additional information pertaining to a mysterious female individual, thus leaving him unable to complete the relevant records.

Disgraced, Lord Garfunkel was summarily fired. While waiting at the airbus station (with a ticket for his destination), he first met his future partner, Simon the Killer Ewok, who was homeward bound for Endor.

Old friends
Garfunkel, now teamed with Simon, embarked upon the mass murdering rampage for which he earned the epithet "The Big Bright Mean Dismemberment Machine." Republic authorities devoted considerable resources to tracking them down, but all their teams came back to them in shades of decapitation. The infamous "Massacre in Coruscant Central Park" was Garfunkel's greatest achievement as a Sith, though Simon took most of the credit.