Darth Squidward

"Oh puh-leeze. I am Darth Squidward. I am more powerful than you. I have no soul. The Jedi are a heart attack on a bun."

- Darth Squidward before Yarael Poof kills SpongeBob Squarepants.

Darth Squidward was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord on the show SpongeBob Squarepants. He secretly hated SpongeBob and Patrick Star.

Sith Life
"I am a sith mega-super-overlord. I need not a single friend."

- Darth Squidward to the world

Darth Squidward had killed every single person he hated. He ordered God to kill Patrick. God agreed and got rid of the stupid sea star. SpongeBob SquarePants was now the worst show on Nickelodian. Patrick was replaced with Yarael Poof. SpongeBob died as a result of this. Squidward killed everyone else on the show. SpongeBob became the Darth Squidward show.

Pleasing the Fans
"Please have mercy. I beg of you."

- The Squid in the picture below before Darth Squidward choked him.

Squidward went to the planet Coruscant to challenge any Jedi High Council members who dare threaten him. He did not suceed, but killed the squid in the image for calling him gay.He then led an army composed of the Chicago White Sox and the Chicago Cubs to destroy everyone in Canada and Coruscant. Squidward later checked his fan mail and got a message from a fan requesting that Squidward should kill himself in an episode of the Darth Squidward Show. The Dark Lord did as requested and the episode became so popular, it went on YouTube.