Toilet of the Jedi

The Toilet of the Jedi was a legendary golden toilet that only those who had fully mastered the force were capable of flushing. Eventually, after being used by so many force-sensetives, the toilet itself gained midi-chlorians and as a result backed up on anyone who didn't clean it properly. Eventually, after defying the efforts of countless plumbers and janitors, the toilet was sealed away for eternity...or so some thought. For the shit and piss of the greatest Jedi ever had built up at the bottom of the toilet, creating a mixture that would grant anyone full mastery of the force. Indiana Jones and many othes tried to to track down this toilet...find out if they succeeded soon. Or not.