Canderous Ordo is your Speeder Bike

Canderous Ordo is your Speeder Bike was the name given to election campaign of Canderous Ordo's running for Mandalore.

After Canderous found himself a spindoctor on #Wookieepedia called StarNinja99, and together they posted subliminal messages all over the holo-net. These were those messages:


 * Canderous Ordo mentioned to Revan how cool you are.
 * Canderous Ordo keeps a Holo of you in his armor.
 * Canderous Ordo paid the parking ticket on your Basilisk War Droid.
 * Canderous Ordo laughed at your joke..................and shot everybody who did not.
 * Canderous Ordo rescued you from drowning............by giving you a warriors death.
 * Canderous Ordo sent you the heads of all the foes he had defeated in his life as a Birthday present.........the trucks came rolling in three weeks afterwards
 * Canderous Ordo warmed up you're blaster for you.......by murdering 98 sentients.
 * Canderous Ordo shined your armor......with the blood of his enemies.
 * Canderous Ordo gave you a new helmet for your birthday, with the former owners head still in it.
 * Canderous Ordo dedicated a kill to you.
 * Canderous Ordo told you "Suck it up, you worthless Di'kut" when you were frightened.
 * Canderous Ordo made you a deathbed, its right behind you.
 * Canderous Ordo gave you a rabid bloodthirsty rancor for Life-Day..
 * Canderous Ordo killed your wife after she laughed at your erection problems.
 * Canderous Ordo wanted to buy you some ice-cream, so he conquered Hoth in your honor.
 * Canderous Ordo folded you an origami Ithorian......made from a real Ithorian.
 * Canderous Odro bookmarked your website........with a Vibro-Shiv.
 * Canderous Ordo visits your grandmother on sunday's."
 * Canderous Ordo played catch with you today........using a thermal detonator.