Elan Sleazebaggano

Elan Sleazebaggano was, simply put, a loser. He was actually quite good in school, until a classmate offered him drugs. It all went downhill from there. He spent his free time hanging around in bars, trying to sell deathsticks to the people that wer'nt scared off by his breath. One night, Obi-Wan Kenobi told him to rethink his life. He did, deciding that it was all shit. His body was found with a hole in the chin.