(insert first name here) Palpatine

(insert first name here) Palpatine, also known as Cos Dashit (pronounced "Cause da shit!"), Cos Palpatine, Dantius Palpatine, Albert Palpatine, Augustus Palpatine, and Frank Palpatine, was the true identity of Darth Sidious (though some people didn't realize that until Episode III). He was trained by some Muun Darth who had a plague (or was it Darth Imperius, like the all-powerful SuperShadow said?). Either way, Palpatine had an extremely long life before getting PWN3D a couple of times.