Kitty Witty

''"Yo mama's so fat that she's fat!" "What the f*ck?"-''Kitty Witty to Darth Cha-Cha



Episode 3.5: the Desription of Kitty Witty
Kitty Witty is from the planet Yomamama, the home-world of the Cat, Kitty, Feline, etc. species. She's brown. Yeah, she's brown. Amazing huh? Anyway, she is the only one of her species to become a jedi.

Birth and Childhood
Kitty Witty was born about fifty before the end of the Galactic-Ultra-Insanely Bloody-Cat,Kitty,Feline,etc.-War on the planet Yomamama. She grew up like all kittens on Yomamama; she had Yo Mama contests! As a child she was shunned from most Yo Mama contests because she, well, sucked. That's right, she sucked at Yo Mama jokes. None of the other kittens wanted to play with her so she studied Jediism(thats how she became a Jedi if you weren't paying attention). Anyway, whe she was about fifteen, she left Yomamama and went to SumRandumbPlanit.

The Creation of Suck-Up-Ism
While Kitty Witty studied Jediism on SumRandumbPlanit, she developed a knew Jedi mind trick called Suck-Up-Ism. This trick tricks people into tricking themselves to trick the Suckup into tricking them to do anything they ask. Yeah, I know it's complicated, but deal with it. Anyway, this mind trick worked suprisingly well, actually. She did it on her teachers, on her classmates, and even on the mailman.

How she met Darth Cha-Cha
One day, as Kitty Witty was walking through the streets of SumRandumbPlanit, people came screaming:

"He's Here!! Waaaaa!! He's Here!!" This suprised Kitty Witty as much as it would suprise you and me. But she wasn't afraid. Actually, she was quite bored so she waited until all the screaming people came rushing buy. After they had all gone she saw HIM. The most terrifying being in all the universe: DARTH CHA-CHA!

"Who the Hell are you?" was the first thing that came out of Kitty Witty's mouth.

Darth Cha-Cha was astonished.

"What?" he said.

"I said, who the hell are you?"

Cha-Cha's soilders laughed their head off when she said this because they knew what Cha-Cha would do. He pulled out his Skweekee Toy lightsaber and started to fight Kitty-Witty. Much to his suprise, Kitty-Witty pulled out a lightsaber to. They fought and fought until Darth Cha-Cha fell down, dead. Dead tired that is. He'd just got his ass kicked by a cat. Darth Cha-Cha got back on his horse and said:

"Until we meet again, F*ck you Kitty Witty!"

What Happened Next? I'll tell you.
Kitty Witty enlisted in the Cat, Kitty, Feline, etc. army and fought the armies of Darth Cha-Cha for many years until one day, a messenger was sent from Darth Cha-Cha himself. Right when Kitty Witty saw him, she said:

"This! Is! Cata!"

She then kicked him in the chest and broke his rib. The messenger said:

"Oh F*ck!! That really hurts! I mean come on, that hurts like a Mother F****r!!"

The cats cheered on Kitty Witty on and made her their general! Yippee!

The last fight, ever!
Still, Kitty Witty fought for many more years until the battle led her her home planet. Now she was mad. Now she was angry. NOW SHE WAS F*CKIN PISSED!!!How dare they touch her home planet! This time she was going to fight Darth Cha-Cha himself. As the Battle of Yomaopolis] raged on, Darth Cha-Cha and Kitty Witty met at [[Kitty Litter Square and started to fight. But it wasn't lightsaber fighting, it was Yo Mama fighting! Words and insults flew for hours and hours until it was Kitty Witty's turn. She couldn't think of anything so she said this:

"You mama's so fat that she's fat!"

Time stopped. It was the worst Yo Mama comeback ever. Even today, it's the worst insult ever. Anyway, Darth Cha-Cha was so suprised of her stupid joke that he didn't notice Kitty Witty slice his head off. I know it's kind of graphic, but it's the truth. So, in the end, Kitty Witty killed Darth Cha-Cha and the Galactic-Ultra-Insanely Bloody-Cat,Kitty,Felin,ect.-War.

Drunkard Party!
When the war ended, Kitty Witty was so happy that she threw a beer party that lasted for twenty years. It ended when they found Kitty Witty dead from drinking too much beer. Anyway, The End.