User:Madclaw/happy captions

The Force


The all new The Force action figure, now with kung-fu grip.

Damn you Darthipedia


"I never thought I'd see this picture again. It's been three damn years! Fuck you, Darthipedia!" &mdash;

Kamikaze


'''Asajj Ventress finally gave up stalking Anakin Skywalker after R2-D2's kamikaze attack.

Cade's aunt


Cade, this is my sister and your aunt: Special agent Umbilical Corde.

Pick-up line


Are you a Sand-Angel?

Oops


D'oh!!

We share everything 50/50


(translated from Shyriiwook) '''<<-It's not what It looks like Han! I was checking Leia for ...erhm...breast cancer....Yeah thats right. Like you did last year with Malla on Life Day, remember?->>'''

Song


'''♫♫ When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what will I be? Will I be supreme Grand Admiral of the Imperial fleet? Here's what she said to me... ♫♫'''

Hippie


Whoa, it's like a skinny lava lamp man.

The Joker


'''Uhmm does anyone have Christopher Nolans number? I want to break free from George.'''

NLA


You can have my quadruple-bladed black lightsaber… when you pry it from my Cold, Dead Hands

Blaster


Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side and....Oh shit, he's right behind me, isn't he.

Bacta tank


When undergoing bacta treatment is is vital you wear a utility belt, one can never have enough shark repellent while submerged.

Shaddup!


I KILL YOU!!