Force Wookiee-Nookie

Overview
Force Wookiee-Nookiee was considered a hate crime in the entire galaxy. It had all the pain, humiliation and anal penetration of a real Wookiee-Nookie minus the wookiee. It was sp terrible that victims of a real Wookiee-Nookie would commit suicied anywhere from several seconds to several years after the Wookiee-Nookieing Force Wookie-Nookie victims were known to rip out their heart during the Nookieing, eat it and blow thier brains out with a blaster and remain alive until the Noookieing was complete, all the while screaming bloody murder.

Users
The known list of users of this horrible crime is as follows:

Darth Vader

Luke, really pissed at Leia for fucking Mara.

Yoda cuz he PWNS

Victims
Poor suckers:

Leia,the only person to live through one. (YAY FOR HER!)

Kyle Katarn he did it to himself for fun, the sick fuck.

Jean-Luc Picard, he wasn't killed in da BANG from da Death Star.

Everybody who was loyal to Palpatine, those BASTARDS!!!!!!!