Muun



A Muun was an excessively anemic alien species that didn't get outside at all and sat all day watching holograms of their destruction by the frickin' awesome clone troopers of the Old Republic. They were what we call losers/fuckin' worrywarts (over many things, such as what kind of burrito to buy from Taco Bell, how to win better when they were already winning a battle from the beginning, and other etc crap.) The only thing they did to "exercise" was to bend their bodies into incredible shapes and curves, a power that could be fine-tuned with the Force to create Force Flexible. They ultimatly lost their frickin' planet (called Muunilinst, what a coincidence) to an old man with too many clone troops to frickin' command that he just told them all to go and attack whatever the crap they felt like attacking and to dodge a miniscule amount of missiles and his many millions of awesome clones. They were all slaughtered mercilessly after the battle, and the only surviving member of their species was Darth Plagueis, even though he had had plastic surgery done to change himself from a Gungan into whatever the doctors wanted to change him into, so they made him a loser Muun, although he never found out about it. Darth Plagueis was also the only notable and exercising of the Muuns, and had many awesome Force powers the Muuns could only dream about.