Darth Banana

"Join me *Insert name here*, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai, OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!"

- What Darth Banana says to get people to join him

Darth Banana is known as one of the most powerful Sith of all time. He is nearly as old as Kermit and plans to rule the Universe with a Squishy Fist. He is also the (first) master of Darth Elmo, one of the most evil beings of all time. He joined the ranks of the Sith when God ate his brother, and stole his credit card. After being named Darth Banana by his master he attempted to take revenge but got his ass kicked. He eventually turned on Kermit and threw him of a bridge. He then rallied an army of Lemons, Oranges, and Apples to conquer the world but he was foiled when his army was eaten by a ravenous horde of Vegetarians and other Hippies. Darth Banana escaped somehow though. He then formed the Yum-Yum Confederation and attempted to destroy the universe, but after messing with God's woman, he was thrown down a well. He later threw his former master down this same well in disgust. He retired to Korriban and lived inside a chamber-pot for some years, before being captured by the authorities and cramed into an escape pod and jettisoned into Jabba the Hutt's butt crack. Despite this, he is reported to be still at large.



Early Life & Becoming a Jedi
Darth Banana was born to a relativley peaceful enviroment in the Fruit Bowl, in the Unknown Regions. He was always a bully, eating his fellow students at St. Palpatine's School for Incredibly Crimminal Boys. He eventually became a menace to socitey (NOTE: He passed some of his secrets of Anti-Socialism to his apprentice Darth Chav) and nobody liked him. He survived many assassination attempts possibly orchestrated by Yum-Yum Pong. He eventually murdered all his imaginary friends and family and left home in search of a better future.

Sometime during this time, he met Mace-muthafucking-Windu, who took him under his muthafucking-wing and brought him to the Hippie Dope Shack. his muthafucking masterusually beat him up and pwned him every day. The young banana became a victim of racism and was bullied frequently by the other Fruits. These were some of the worst moments of his life...:(

He once attempted to masterbate to amuse himself, but was sadened to find that most 's do not have a Penis and build his own one. He failed and just turned the 'Penis' into an appliance to be an arm that integrated into Spaceships. The R2-D2 sex arm was born.

He was also strong in the Force, one time, pulling a Super Star Destroyer onto a McDonalds which ended in a lawsuit that claimed much of the unfourtunate Padawan's money. This made him really pissed and gave him a strong hatred of Lawyers. To add to his misery, one Christmas, he was given two presents, one a yellow Lightsaber (very racist), and a video entitled Sex Rampage XVIII, but it was in fact a very upsetting (to bananas) recording of making a banana milkshake. The young banana had had enough...