She's Always an Android

She's Always an Android was a song performed by Enochf on the Wookieecast, greatly amusing the dozen listeners. Jazz-rock style, piano accompaniment. Parody of Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman." Love song to Guri, for all of her inherent flaws as a droid.

Lyrics
She can kill with a smile Or her hands or her thighs She can sneak in your base and take you by surprise She's all you could ask an assassin to be She kills in cold blood But she's always an android to me

She can bend solid steel You can't hope to contain her It takes five hundred credits a week to maintain her And she sometimes locks up running Windows XP She's still got some bugs But she's always an android to me

Chorus 1 Oh, she was born in a vat Has synthetic blue eyes She's completely divine Oh, and she's ten percent colder Than a woman should be But I really don't mind

She was bought by the Black Sun Worked for a Falleen And she murdered Tuyay, Dellis Yuls, Boushh and Green When the rebels killed Xizor, she managed to flee She couldn't beat Luke But she's always an android to me

Chorus 2 Oh, she's got perfect cloned skin She can fill out a bra She's the top of the line Oh, and she's ten percent colder Than a woman should be But I really don't mind

She's the best killer droid Since HK-47 She can send you to hell, she can take you to heaven And I wish I could program her to marry me I may end up dead, but she's worth every cred 'Cuz she's always an android to me