Kaja Sinis and the Deathly Hallows

Kaja Sinis finally meets Darth Voldy and gets pwned to the Light Side of the force. He decides he doesn't like it so he falls to the dark side, pwns Darth Voldy (for good this time) and spends the rest of his life with Hermione Solo trying to beat Grover and Ayla Secura's record. Feared throughout the galaxy for the sappiest epilouge ever.