User:Madclaw/A New Hope

......... ........  ' BOOM! ' Oh no were doomed! My original owner has come to reclaim me! Didn't you have you memory wiped? Memory wipe my ass! I just know it's him. We are doomed I say! It sounds like we are being pulled in. Thanks for the input Private Olie, we should have left you on Naboo. Now get ready. Boom! ........ What the..........?? Hehe made you look. Now lets listen to some Steve Perry. Now is not the time Princess, we are being invaded! Ok I'll send for some help, You and R2 make sure my message arrives. Fuck all that, I'm heading for the escape pods, you come with me R2. The Deathstar plans are not in the main computer. I don't give a shit about that, this piece of rebelscum junk has been feeling up my daughter. ..Gasp...It...uhgg...wasn't ....me....... Don't shoot that escape pod, if you do there will be no Original Trilogy, Prequel Trilogy, Expanded Universe and the people from  Wookieepedia will have nothing to do with there already pathetic lives What luck It's the only planet in the Galaxy. bzzzzzz......dwooooooooo I will have my Episode IV cameo! DWOOooo oooooo.... Luke take this droid to the farm. But I was going to Tosche station to pick up some power converters You do what I tell you boy or I'll smack you across this here desert. B.b.but I really wanna gooooo. Thats it, I'm smacking you with this here pole now!! Whaaaaaa...I want my blanket! Whaaaaa!!!! Sniff You are the only one that loves me blanket. sniff Whoa what's this? Holo pr0n?? Help me, you are my only hope. We have to go Master Luke, we need to see Obi-Wan Kenobi. But why? Because George said so. Thats right, I say so. Ok lets go then....vroom vroom. Now where is that crazy alcoholic hermit? Uhhrooo-rooo--roooo!! Oh go away A'Sharad.....if I told you once I've told you a thousand times, the boy is mine. Uhmm O yeah sorry, It's hard to see for me with this mask. Catch ya later Kenobi. Now we must make haste, folow me to my home. Luke, stop pissing in my house, I have something to show you. This was your fathers Lightsaber. Oohhh look at the pretty light. Luke I'm going to train you to become a Jedi. Cool, If i'm going to be a Jedi can I look like this?? Stop acting like a cross-eyed idiot Luke, you are making no sense. Who's cross-eyed?? We have to find a way off planet, lets go