Ask Aak

"Ignore the threat of the Separatists? Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!"

- Ask Aak

Ask Aak was the three-eyed Senator of Malastare and representative of the Gran. His eyestalks sadly appeared uncomfortably phallic, leading many to dismiss his comments in the Senate out of sheer awkwardness when confronted by his peni-adorned visage.

Misconceptions
"Ask Aak" was also the name of a popular search engine on the HoloNet, on which users could ask Aak a variety of questions involving goat-herding, masticating and trolls under bridges.