Windows XP

The beggining (Apple geek version)
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far away, Bill Gates was bithcing at his workers and telling them to compile the fucking code already or he'll destroy their planet. So, his programmers compiled it already and released it, which meant that there were OVAR 9000 runtime errors in the operating system, which was realized only a few years later when people started like Macs.

The beggining (I really don't give a shit I just want Office to finish my homework people who have a life version)
It works, it's great, shut the fuck up.