Darth Emo

"I am Darth Emo! And I, am an alcoholic."

- Darth Emo's last words

Darth Emo was a clone of Darth Elmo created by the Jedi using DNA found at the Darth Elmo assassination attempt scene at the hands of Gunter to fight the Sith. The Jedi's plan failed when he realized the Jedi were using him. Emo declared himself an emo and attempted to overdose on Lifesabers by swallowing 15 packets at the same time, with the wrapping. When this didn't work, he remembered he had a lightsaber, and stabbed himself. Even that didn't work, so he shot himself in the head. That worked.

Jedi's comments on the failed project
"Fuck the Jedi, yes." -Yoda

"I since a conspircy... no wait thats just my breakfest burrito." -Mace Windu

"Mesa ate crap!" -Jar Jar Binks

"Your not a Jedi, Binks!" -Mace Windu

"Mesa hate you!" -Jar Jar Binks

"I'll Slaughter you to the winds of Alderaan" -Mace Windu

Darth Emo in Popular Culture
Darth Emo's influenced the creation Stormtroopers. Palpatine first created the Emotroopers but they ended up killing themselves so he created the Gothtroopers, but they stayed in their rooms with lights off chanting "Death is Good" over and over again. So in the end Ol' Papy created the Stormtroopers.

Another person Darth Emo influenced is Darth Vader. Jedi claim that Obi-Won Kenobody cut up Vader, but he was relly trying to be like his hero, Darth Emo. He then decided to becoome Goth because it hurt to much to be Emo. Seconds before death the ghost of Darth Emo apperead to Darth Vader and told him to tell Wormie to let him die so Vader could become a true Emo.

Darth Emo also influenced the creation of the method [{Destroy Your Planet|Destroying Planets]].Emo made a website when he was alive and explained the method Cutting Your Planet. Like When Emos cut themselves you cut the planet. The Grand Canyon on Earth is cause of someone Cutting the Planet.

Apperances

 * The Tale of Darth Emo