High Preist

The High Preist was the best priest in the Holy City on Jedha. People would always go to him for awnsers. Most wanted to know how to get rid of the dreaded Bottler. He came up with fake awnsers and told someone that eating some Tide Pods would end their problems. It did. No one ever realised he was a fraud. He would sometimes give good intel, like telling the Empire to build another Death Star.

He was scamming some poor old man when the Death Star fired on the Holy City, killing the High Preist instantly. The world rejoiced as he would no longer post on Yahoo awnsers.

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Scamming for N00Bs