Declaration of the New Order

The Declaration of the New Order was the founding document of the Galactic Empire. It was written on the backs of several fast-food receits by the then-Supreme Chancellor Palpatine during an extra boring session of the Republic Senate Pre-Imperial Senate in the 1000th Year after Ruusan 1st Year of the Galactic Empire. Until the end of the Galactic Civil War Revolt of the Rebel Scum and the Liberation Conquest of Coruscant it was enshrined in the Republic Imperial Museum of Culture.

Preamble
''When in the course of sentient Human events, it becomes possible for one people ring to rule them all Sith Lord to dissolve the political bands which have bound them to a populace unworthy of basic civil rights, and to assume the POWAH! unlimited POWAH! of the Sith to which Martial Law and ME!!! entitle them... Secretary Pampy? Are you taking this down? ...servitude and eternal oppression the opinions of POWAH! unlimited POWAH! requires that I should damn well do as I wish! Shove that in your hookah and smoke it, Jedi!''

Appearances

 * Mein Cramp