Final class of "Basic Mother Fracking" with Mace Windu

This is the last recorded class tought by Jedi Master Mace Windu for some odd reason.

Well, hello there children

Hello Master Windu

Welcome to basic Mother fracking, little kids. Does anyone of you know what Motherfracking is?

Mothahfrackin isa da rulesa of kellen thisin hissin bastardos that get in yousa way. Thisin bein truein forsa Jedi wif majah powah.

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yousa no thinka the answere is corecta?

Boy, what planet you from?

Meesa froma the greaten palace of nabooians.

BASIC MOTHER FRACKIN, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!?!?!?

meesa speakin the basic!

Bah, whatever. Anyone with an actual brain want to answer?

Its when you kill alot of people with your lightsaber while looking cool and intimadating at the same time, master.

Hey, check out the brains on you, your one smart mother fracker, you know that? Anyway, everyone, ignite your lightsabers, its time to do some of that dueling shit.

Yes master

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold your lightsaber right, or I'll have to punish you, kid.

I am sorry, master, I did notmean to offend you when I...

hmph

OH NOES.... (chokes)

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Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? You were saying something about not meaning to offend me?

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Oh, then you were done? Then allow me to retort.... (unclips lightsaber) What do I look like?

What?

You can all plummet for failing the exam. Now your all alone...

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Do I look like a bitch? Does my lightsaber look like a bitch?

NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MASTER WINDU!

WINDU? Hurting this child, are you?

Yeah, so? What are you going to do about it?

Forget your place, you do. Remember, do you, that you are MY bitch?

Yes...

Then, command you, I do, to leave this child alone, and fetch me food. NOW!

*sigh* Yes, master Yoda.

Yes, heh heh, mess with Yoda, you should not, or end up my bitch, you will, heh heh heh.