User:Madclaw/Teebo

Once upon a time on Endor
Once upon a time on Endor, all was quiet and all was peacefull until Teebo was born with a fierce warcry upon exiting his mothers womb. Being a direct decendant of Simon, expectations were high for the young teddybear, yet strangly enough he had a strong passion for poetry and literature. This worried the clan elders that they decided to butch him up a little bit by dropping him in the depts of the Endor jungle were he would come back a Killer Ewok or not at all. Spending a few years roaming the jungle in search of food he spotted a strange man with one arm and a rare mask with horns. He chose to observe him for a while instead of straight confrontation. A couple off days he followed this weird creature rambling about A Black Knight who made him cry and a Alcoholic who cut off his arm. Disgusted by this Emo'ism Teebo got mad and summoned a rock to his hand ( A first sign of force sensitivity) and threw it with great precision to the strange man. Only to see his effort fail when his target deflected the rock with a Lightsaber. Saddened that his beautiful attack was negated by such an barbaric weapon he charged his adversary with his tribal Ewok weapon. A short duel emerged which Teebo lost. As his enemy was about to deliver the killing blow, Teebo instinctively opened himself to the Force. Large amounts of knowledge filled his head almost overwelmed by all this he tried to center himself with a poem. "Fat like a bantha, ugly as a Teek. A bitch full of bush and her name is K'Sheek"

- Teebo