Corphelion Interlube

Corphelion Interlube was a short story written by a very lonely Troy Denning during the worst Valentine's Day of his life. Set in the year 8 ABY, the story describes Han and Leia's honeymoon night in great detail.

Plot Summary
After they said "I do" on Coruscant, Han and Leia jumped on the Millennium Falcon and flew into hyperspace, trailing custom made brassieres. They were off to rent a hotel and make love under the legendary comets of the Corphelion Motel.

As it turns out, however, Han screwed up by trying to get Lando Calrissian to herd one of the comets closer to them, and ended up taking out an important generator on the asteroid resort. The two got into a major argument that ultimate led into a terribly well-detailed account of angry sex, resulting in Leia tearing Han a new asshole.

No, that's not a pun. She really did. And then some.

Reception
The short book would go on to win the Helmerich Award for best Romantic Porno in 2004. Troy Denning would use this opportunity to write more more expensive books to get back at the bitch who ruined his life on that fateful Valentine's Day.