Star Wars Episode XIV: A New Galaxy

Star Wars Episode XIV: A New Galaxy was the fourteenth film in the Star Wars saga. It depicted the adventures of the semi-rogue Jedi Master Special:Mypage who, after winding up on Earth, becomes known as Jesus Christ.

Plot
By the year 42,169, the galaxy has become somewhat boring, at least where civilization holds sway. With the Outer Rim still in a state of flux, and the Unknown Regions still largely unknown even after thousands upon thousands of years of peace, one Jedi is sent out to bring some sanity and compassion to those areas. Problems begin almost immediately when the Jedi Master's starship is sucked into a wormhole. After a wild ride, the Jedi finds himself on ancient Earth, in a world dominated by sandal-wearing morons in togas and tunics.

Behind the scenes
A New Galaxy was supposed to be the first to utilize full-digital "life-animation", complete with electronically-generated unique voice acting, making it the first truly actor-free film. The Screen Actors' Guild, however, objected vehemently, and so the essences of four dead actors were duplicated, with their salaries donated to their respective pet charities.

 