Jabba Desilijic Tiure

"Looks like shit. Smells like shit. Tastes like shit. Good thing we didn't step in it."

- Jawas scavenging the wreckage of the Khetanna

Jabba Desilijic Tiure, also known as Jabba the Hutt or sometimes Jabba the Butt, was a fat piece of shit who spent most of his days lounging around in his palace watching nubile Twi'leks gyrate and strip and do other things that only a pervert would be interested in. Contrary to Rebel propaganda, he was not choked to death by Princess Leia. Instead, he choked on a sizeable chunk of Frog fillet in Jawa juice sauce which had lodged in his appendix. Likewise contrary to Rebel propaganda, Princess Leia did not destroy his sail barge. It was, in fact, the explosion of Jabba's appendix.