User:Geekius Maximus

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My commitment
I am the Senate.

The Senate was created by me in disguise. Mace tried to say no, so I owned his jedi buddies. His epicness nearly killed me, but my UNLIMITED POWAH allowed me to PWN him with the help of my new apprentice, the whiny emo Anakin Skywalker. I named him Darth Vader so as not to make me think of his emoness.

I am not really Palpatine, but I can still PWN like him.

I have read many a-article on this wiki, and I respect all who make this possible (and fear KATARN) I will PWN all who deny my rights to be on this Wiki (except Darth Darth Binks). Let me be a part of this world.

I will use my powah to make good and funny pages. I am not a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord, but I hope to be one one day.

ALL HAIL KATARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Rise to Powah
I was not born powerful, if you understand. I got it when I hit my head on a dresser as a child. I nearly bled to death, but I am here now, with powers. I got knocked uncounciouss in the Netherlands, further adding my powers. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, they say.

I once trained as a jedi, and have the CD to prove it. But I realized the Sith were more awesome, so I defected.

I was a fan of Wookieepedia, accessing it everyday. But then I saw this Wiki, which is a helluva lot funnier. I decided to use this Wiki more, first accessing the Bastila Page, then I moved on and on. I, however (and do not ban me for this), dislike SuperShadow. I believe only George Lucas and Katarn can decide Star Wars fate, not Mickey Suttle.

I am currently completing school. Wish me luck!

AND FEAR DA KATARN.

And Why should u Fear Katarn?
BECAUSE HE WILL PWN YOU, BEE-OTCH!

HE KNOWS ALL AND DESTROYS NON-BELIEVERS.