Revenge of the Phantom Clones Who Striked Backed at the Jedi's New Hope

Star Wars Episode VII: Revenge of the Phantom Clones Who Striked Backed at the Unleashed Jedi's New Republic on the Battlefront is the seventh and thankfully final newest Star Wars episode and first movie in the sequel trilogy. Originally released on the 21st of December of 2012, it relates what the hell happened after that terrible half-film to the main characters.

It is the worst-selling Star Wars movie to date, under-doing Attack of the Clones' rating by 2000 points. However, and as it is natural, it grossed over $10 in the USA box office, and around $4 worldwide.

Plot
Around 4 minutes after the death of Palpatine, the Ewoks rebel against the Rebels on Endor, killing most of the rebel troopers in the Ewok village fortress and separating Lando Calrissian and Leia Organa from Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and R2. Lando and Leia run off into the jungle, while Luke, Han and R2 try to reach their stolen shuttle in time. Toruk Makto﻿ the newly-chosen chief of the Ewoks, decides to hunt down Luke, Han and R2 for reasons later revealed. Toruk Makto then declares war on Gungans, Geonosians, Jedi, Twi'leks and all kinds of monsters.

Meanwhile, in the deep of the Endor rainforest-jungle-secuoia-thingy, Lando and Leia are ambushed by a pack of hungry velociraptors which had escaped from an imperial facility, somewhere inland and were hungry for some Human bowels. However, and because he's simply badass, Lando was able to shoot five of them down while he wrestled with another twelve. Eventually, and because they're so smart, the raptors decide to get lost for some time come back with more buddies. Exhausted (especially Leia, after all the fighting she did), Lando and Leia refuge themselves in a cave, where they find some rare herbs with healing qualitiesrare herbs with healing qualities, and after smoking a WHOLE LOT of them, they engage in passionate fornication copulate.

Luke, Han and R2, meanwhile, make it halfway to the shuttle.