Naydax Pavanman

‘’’Nadyax Pavan’’’ is the forty-seven year old mother of 582,797,754 Jax Pavans and counting on Coruscant. She’s like Octomom except a lot more. 72,849,719 times more. Yeah…I did the math. I have that much time on my hands. If you’re darthipedian you do have a lot of time on her hands. The fathers of her children vary, but a lot of them were fathered by Jax Pavan Sr. Nadyax never had a miscarriage and many of her children became very successful. Overall, Nadyax had very successful life and is still going living in a lush upper-Manhattan Park Avenue penthouse next door to Bernie Madoff who she thinks is, “a misunderstood genius”. Did I mention that Nadyax wasn’t very smart? Infact she never went to high school or college as she’s been giving birth to children since she was twelve. She’s given birth to twins, triplets, quadruplets, octopulets, piglets, and signets. She’s slept with, baseball players, football players, hockey players, soccer players, rugby players, and just flat down players. Crips, Bloods, and the mentally instable. Pretty much everyone in the galaxy has slept with Nadyax. Even the last of the mohikans. Naydax’s “bush” has been breeched many times. Many, many times.

Early Life
Naydax had a pretty good childhood. Her father was a semi-successful lawyer and her mother, a prostitute (guess how they met), but Naydax wanted to make her name known. Since she was too young to join the army and become a war hero, she turned to sex. No not like her mother. No, she would be the most prosperous woman in the galaxy. Posters of Octomom and Jon and Kate soon plastered her room walls. She turned to her crush…a pedofile Wookiee who would do anything to have sex. Naydax’s first five children were fathered by this Wookiee. They were not named Jax Pavan though; Nadax only gave birth to Jax Pavans after meeting Jax Pavan Sr. in the eighth grade. Together they had many kids. Jax Pavan Sr. supported the two and their children with his creation of the toothbrush in his freshman year. Naydax dropped out of the eighth grade to take care of her children. ==Many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many children=== Together Jax and Naydax had many children. A few times though Naydax drifted to other men. And woman. And Wookiees. And Puppets. And Frogs. And sometimes Jax drifted, but just to other woman. Although…there was that time in Cancun…Anyway, Naydax and Jax would fight, kiss and make up, and have a few more kids. Everything was fine and dandy. That is until the Jax Pavan Purge.

The Great Jax Pavan Purge
The Great Jax Pavan Purge took place on Coruscant and was triggered by an order was sent out by Grand Moff Danny of the Wikian Empire. Many Jax Pavans were to be slaughtered by Darth-2-D2. The Jax Pavans formed an army to fight back, but Darth-2-D2 was too strong. Naydax couldn’t do anything and was forced to watch in horror. Luckily, the Monks of Darthipedia are busy resurrecting them as fast as possible. Especially Jedi Goodwood, but that’s another story.