Form III: Sore Assu

Form III, known as Sore Assu, was the favored form of chronically depressed Mirialan Jedi Luminara Unduli, her apprentice Barriss Offee and Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Sore Assu involved a lot of whining and screaming phrases such as Obi-Wan's favorite "You were my brother Anakin! I turned gay for you!!!" Luminara Unduli favored the phrase "You sith-kriffer! Youkilled my padawan!!" followed by a "But master, I'm right here Katarn-dammit!!!!!!" from Barriss Offee While Sore Assu is a highly defensive form, powerful users of form VII Juyo/Vaapad/Assrape could often break through the attack to assrape you. That is also one of the theories behind the naming of the form, the other being the fact it was practiced only by those resigned enough to use only a defensive form, many of whom were chronically depressed or had had bad experiences using other forms, and where 'sore ass pussies'.