The Order of the Boner



The Order of The Boner was a club 99% of the men in the galaxy was in, including gay guys. It was devoted to Aayla Secura's vag-jay-jay and was founded by Darth Poumpous-Ass

If you weren't in it you got raped by Obi-Wan by Darth Vader's Penis until Vader got his vengence on Kenny for taking his stuff.