The Face of Idiocy: A Book About that White Blob

The Face of Idiocy: A Book About that White Blob is the first novel in the planned "Face of Idiocy" series, written by yes, you guessed it alright, Karen Traviss chronicling the many dull adventures of Darth Pillsbury. However, after the first day of release, the book was "amazingly" pulled from shelves. The reason for doing so was because "after people read it, they killed themselves. Pillsbury is that depressing of a character.  We consider the book to be an epidemic.  But we're working on a cure." Additionally, the "Face of Idiocy" series was canceled thereafter. After her novel was pulled, Traviss went into exile, never to write again dot dot dot