Sand People torture

"They never even asked me any questions."

- Shmi Skywalker after being tortured by Sand People

Sand People torture was not, in fact, the torture of Sand People&mdash;though that might be kind of cool&mdash;but rather, the type of torture inflicted by Sand People upon their captives. It was distinct from most other methods of torture in that it had no discernable goal and was never accompanied by interrogation, or indeed any commentary more sophisticated than "Hhhrrrrnnn! Hrn-hrn-hrn-hrrrnnn!"

Xenoanthropologists conclude that Sand People were just jerks.