Sith Handbook on Alien Encounters

TheSith handbook on alien encounters was a Sith published book. A manual filled with What to do scenario's on encounters with the sentient and non-sentient wildlife throughout The Galaxy. Studying this book would ensure your Powah.

A

 * Alderaanian: A Death Star will do just nicely.

B
Bunnies: Dangerous individuals, promising them carrots might do the job.

D

 * Dark Jedi: These individuals have tasted the Dark Side but are still EMO'S, use this weakness against them, they make good minions.

E

 * Ewok's: Make sure you have a Golden colored protocol droid with you, They will treat him like a deity.

F

 * Falleen: Easaly Pwn@bl3, then make some nice boots out of them.
 * Fordo:Guess you're Fucked!
 * Frog: Call This Guy to do This.

G

 * Gungan: Do not attempt a conversation with these creatures. Instead: Wipe them out, all of them.

H

 * Hutt: Distract the target by throwing some credits on the floor, then slash out with your Lightsaber.

J

 * Jawa: Buy a Grinder from Czerka.
 * Jedi: when encountering a Jedi a lot of options emerge, you can PWN them, corrupt them to the Dark Side, if these options do not work for you, throw your Lightsaber away, then tell the Jedi that you repent your crimes against the Force and that you want to return to the Light Side. The Jedi will hen ask you a question to test you, for instance he will ask you what you think of that tree that's next to you, Reply that you LOVE the tree! The Jedi will now trust you. Then wait for a good opportunity then PWN this feeble fool.

K

 * Kyle Katarn: Guess you're Fucked!

M

 * Mandalorians: Be nice to them, treat them with honour, then invite them to a friendly game of Mandalorian Roulette, make sure they win!
 * Mon Calamari: Lure them into a trap.
 * Muuns:.........How about this??

N

 * Neimoidian: Promise them Peace.

R

 * Rodians: Just shoot First.

S

 * Supreme Chancellor: Step one: Hack into the Galactic Phone Company, Step two: Call Commander Cody, Step three: Tell him to execute Order 65.

W

 * Wookiee: in case of a Madclaw! A deranged sub-species of Wookiee's use Option One or in extreme cases Option Two. Do not, I repeat Not use Force Lightning.