Mel Assas

Mel Assas was a Jedi Master that perfected the "Drunken Method". Known for his wide variety of sexual innuendo to young padawans, he was kicked out of the Jedi Academy in Ossus, when they found out he liked to collect holo-images of undressed alien males. This was to be the first reference of perversion in Star Wars Expanded Universe, if the Sissy Side of the Force would make it to the Prequel Trilogy. Which did not... Mel Assas, became addicted to Corellian Ale and mastered the art of the Drunken Jedi... Eventually the same art that threw him (by accident) to the unknown regions while getting lost in his ship the Super Wide Cosmic Cab. Hard to park, fast enough... As a Drunken Jedi e went to rehab and this art became a myth... It's rumoured that Obi-Wan Kenobi was his disciple, but no one really cares...