Spontaneous dental hydroplosion

Spontaneous dental hydroplosion is a terrible disease affecting approximately one in every thousand house/hut-holds in the Kingdom of Tonga.

Symptoms

 * 1) Teeth feel watery.
 * 2) Teeth turn to liquid.
 * 3) Teeth drip down the back of throat.
 * 4) Teeth re-solidify in stomach.
 * 5) Teeth bite a hole in stomach.
 * 6) Death.

How to spread this disease
Currently, the only way this disease can spread is through coming in sexual contact with a person carrying hotdog fingers. While tempting as it may sound, we strongly suggest avoiding sex with a hotdog fingers carrier. Your life may depend on it.

Cure
NONE!

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