User:DarthJunk

"Hey rebel bitches I know the secret plans!"

- Junk to the rebels

Darth Junk was Padmé Amidala's (as a spirit) alter ego. Darth Junk purposly tried to muder Darth Vader five times. Sadly none of the plans worked because he managed to survive untill Wormie exposed his butt-uglyness to the whole Empire. But who cares about Vader lets talk more about Darth Junks plans to murder Darth Vader. People only care about the last plan because Duh it was the funnist. Junk knew all the emperor's secret plans so she (yes Darth Junk is a girl didn't you listen when I said Padme's alter ego) disgised herself as a rebel. As you know that plan didn't work but at least to Darth Junks pleasure, Vader died in a matter of a few days!