Secret Apprentice

"I'm thirsty. Hey, I'll just use the Force to get a space-beer out of the space-fridge. And now I'll use the Force to make my favourite Nuna-ball team win the cup. And now I'll destroy a planet. Because I'm awesome."

- Secret apprentice

Darth Vader's totally top-secret uber apprentice was really awesome and kewl with a capital "K". He could totally use the Force to push Star Destroyers about the place without breaking a sweat. Yeah, he could totally whup Palpatine's prune ass. Blindfolded. And he could beat Kyle Katarn at arm-wrestling&hellip;

...Nah, that's going too far. He's actually a scrawny punk kid, though don't tell him I said that. He might scowl moodily at me.