Darth Baker

"I em Dert Beker, feel free-a tu teste-a my epprenteeces, zeey ere-a reelly guud!"

- Darth Baker reffering about his Bread-based Sith

Darth Baker is one of the most dangerous Sith Mega-Super-Overlord ever. He is not the one who makes planets kaboom, he makes those who kaboom planets (not necessarily yours'). He is the maker of these Sith Lords, who wage war throughout the Galaxy. His first apprentices were Darth Slice and Darth Yeast. And many many more didst rise from his vile ovens of doom.

Frog PWNING
As a young Sith, he once met Yoda who almost Pwnd him to death. After recovering from his wounds he swore revenge upon Frogs all over the galaxy. Later in his life he abducted Yoda's son Kermit who escaped Darth Baker's wrath in the nick of time.

Darth Baker Arises
"Frum noo oon, I veell breeng zee peeen tu zee Gelexy by creeteeng greet, creespy, yoommy-doommy, itchy-beetchy-scretchy Seet."

- The very first thing that Darth Baker said

No one knows when exactly this event occured. It was one of the darkest moments of the Galaxy, when he arose. It seems that he had fallen to the Dark Side and he learned its mysteries by himself. He found out, that he could use the Force to create "life" and "snacks" (all in a delicious package). But before that, he tried his skill on some planets, pwned some frogs and did things, that a Sith likes to do. Then he built his oven and created his first apprentices.