CURGI2/Captain Rex

The Master Cheif um wait Or Captain Rex was a failure of a clone because he was only a captain.

Failure
Captain Rex failed because he got distracted by Ashoka to often and the clones reported this so they could have her to themselves to bring Rex to justice. Mad, Rex led them on a mission that meant sure death and one of the coolest clones (Heavy) was killed. After this Rex was kicked from the clone army. Strangely Ashoka was never seen again. The evidence points to the clones that betrayed Rex. But who knows. Rex is currently mopping floors at Subway Kamino. Oh wait maybe not I think he just commited sucide. Yes! now I get Ashoka to myself! Rex you sucker ! You maybe wondering how many people came to Rex's funeral. So I'll tell you you idiotic baboon my good man. NONE! Who would? Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this possibly true documentary on Captain Rex. Now if you would excuse me I have to enjoy Ashoka  finish some unattended buisseness.

Behind the Scenes
I don't really hate Captain Rex

I don't thnk Ashoka's extremly hot but this girl is.