The Complete History Of The Galaxy

This is the Complete History Of The Galaxy
 * Before Time : George Lucas, the maker creates the Star Wars multiverse and banishes his evil twin, Darth Lucas.
 * Lucas creates Torrent Katarn and makes him the God. He also creates the Whills, to watch over the Canon.
 * Torrent makes The First World, for himself and the Whills.
 * Torrent and the Whills forge the three immortal relics, the Bryar pistol, The ULTIMATE ULTIMATE Snoke Card of POWAH and the SUPAHsaber.
 * Torrent begins to form other planets, using Lucas's design plan.
 * Torrent has a son, Kyle Katarn.
 * A Great evil is formed in the void, outside the Multiverse, a being created by Pedro Sonia, Lord Disney
 * A traitor Whill kills Torrent. Kyle kills the Whill and becomes the new God.
 * Life appears on planets across the galaxy.
 * Kyle gets the Bryar Pistol.
 * Gonk is formed on a distant world.
 * 1000000000000000 BBY : Gonk grows.
 * Lord Disney plants the seed of the Sith, and the Sith forms.
 * At the same time, Katarn gives light to the Jedi.
 * Both religions only have six members between them.
 * Lord Disney arrives on the first world and kills all the Whills, before destroying the planet, the first time this ever happened.
 * 166357857826 BBY
 * Sith grow then shrunk.