Anakin Skywalker

=    "Obi-Wan doesn't understand. *sniff* Doesn't anyone care about my feelings? *sob*"

- Anakin Skywalker

Anakin Skywalker was a whiny hippie. He once killed Count Dookie for a Milky Way bar. He is obviously a Dark Jedi (EMO). He is so EMO that he is cutting his veins in his face. Fortunately he found the charm of the true love and he became Darth Vader. A possible reason for his turn to the dark side was everyone making fun of him for being a fan of Thomas the tank engine which is the reason for his pet name Annie. He loved M&Ms, and Darth Peanut gave him one more chance to eat them.

Falling to THE DARK SIDE
Anakin was in love with Padme and she was pregnant with Anakins seed, but she was going to die. So some old guy said he will teach him how to save her by playing god if he joins the evil side, so he did. A couple days later after joining the Dark Side he lost his arm, the lower half of his body, got stuck in a big, black suit and Padme died.

The battle of what?
During this duel, Anakin finally found his courage and he stopped whinning. Unfortunately his whines made him worthy foe (his enemies were rolling on the floor laughing, when he started to speak) and so he had lost his limbs. "AAAAH..NOOO..."

- Anakin burning without limbs

Behind the scenes

 * George said so.

Notes and references
