Mother Talzin

"Hello? (HELLO) Big fan. (...IG FAN) Long time listener, first time caller. (...IME CALLER) I'd just like to say... (TO SAY)" "Ma'am, please turn your radio down!"

- Mother Talzin calls in to The Dr. Laura Program

Mother Talzin was the freaky crone leader of the Nightsisters on Dathomir. She would have been a wrinkled hag, but her face was kept youthful due to extensive plastic surgery, Botox injections, and dark magic potions. She had a strange booming echo to her voice which was generated by the cloud of spirits that followed her everywhere she went, made up of the souls of her victims. It sounded like somebody cranked her subwoofer up too high.

Talzin raised Asajj Ventress as a child, but Ventress ran away because the strictly enforced lesbianism bored her, and she was curious about the Force... and penises. Talzin herself didn't have much a sex life, although somewhere back in the mists of time she may have had an affair with Count Dooku.

Ventress and Talzin were reunited after Dooku betrayed her, and they hatched a brilliant plot to get revenge, which involved turning Savage Opress into an evil Sith Hulk, but that plan quickly failed. Later, Talzin's entire tribe of Nightsisters was slaughtered by General Grievous. Mother Talzin was therefore made of fail.