Vergere

"Everything I tell you is a lie. Except for that. That was true. Or is that a paradox? And what is a paradox? It’s certainly not the dark side. Because that doesn’t exist. Er. Look, I’m a pink chicken! Dude!"

- Vergere on Life, the Universe and Everything

'Vergere may or may not possibly have ever been a Sith, or a Jedi, or both or neither, at any point in time in this or any known, unknown or theoretical dimension. The only solid fact thus far ascertained about this frakkin' retarded enigmatically mysterious being was that she was, in fact, a pink chicken. Colonel Jacen Solo fried her. There is, presumably, a highly obvious correlation to be made using three points from the previous sentence, though this writer's head is currently hurting because he has tried to work out just what in Chaos Vergere was on about.

Appearances

 * Dante's Divine Comedy