Two Stumps and a Red Radish

Two Stumps and a Red Radish was the official biography of Mara Jade which she commissioned five months after her death at the hands of Jacen and the Argonauts. It was written by Mungo Baobab and was published on transparisteel tablets with likewise transparant print.

Content
It held within it the whole saga of Mara Jade's life, including her stint as a waitress at the Galactic Hysteria motel-and-diner. Also included was highly illegal instructions she had written on how to build your own exploding pork-rind lightsaber. Other features were full accounts of the therapeutic sessions she was obliged to undergo to cure lingering homicidal intent towards Luke Skywalker. It was the first publication to admit that three-fifths of these sessions took place after her marriage to him.