Womp Rat (song)

Womp Rat was a song written by Biggs Darklighter and sung by Elvis. It is quite possibly his most famous song.

The Song
You ain't nothing but a Womp rat,

Stinkin' all the time.

You ain't nothing but a Womp rat,

Stinkin' all the time.

Well you ain't never been shot in Beggar's Canyon

And you ain't no friend of mine.

When they said you smelled good,

Well that was just lie.

When they said you smelled good,

Well that was just lie.

Well you ain't never been shot in Beggar's Canyon

And you ain't no friend of mine.

You're flea ridden, Charlie Manson loving scumbag,

And thats a crime.

You're flea ridden, Charlie Manson loving scumbag,

And thats a crime.

Well you ain't never been shot in Beggar's Canyon

And you ain't no friend of mine.

You were butt raped by a Wookiee

And that ain't fine.

You were butt raped by a Wookiee

And that ain't fine.

Well you ain't never been shot in Beggar's Canyon

And you ain't no friend of mine.

You smell like shit,

And you don't shine.

You smell like shit,

And you don't shine.

Well you ain't never been shot in Beggar's Canyon

And you ain't no friend of mine.

This was followed by a thirteen minute gutair solo and a stage dive.