Conversation between a rock and a hard place

You'd be surprised what the scenery has to say when a Jedi and Sith do battle...

Oh, look, it's started.

Not yet, they're still verbally sparring.

Any minute now, though.

Oh, naturally.

One hour later...

Ooh, nice opener by the Jedi, there.

Not entirely a kosher move, but he is fighting for more than just his life.

Like you would know.

Didn't you know? I used to be a Jedi temple.

Really, now? Never mind that, the Sith Lord just b0rked him right back.

You don't see that every day. But the Jedi Knight's back up now. Yeeouch, that's gonna leave a mark.

I hope that Sith brought some friends, or he's gonna be in trouble.

He did, but they're hiding underneath an unstable ledge on my left. Ten credits says the Jedi will take them out with it.

I don't take sucker bets&mdash;and good thing too, 'cos the Jedi just did that.

Yep. This one's a foregone conclusion.

Yep, it's&mdash;WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!

Seeing that he was about to lose, the Sith decided to take the Jedi with him.