San Hill

"I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy." [pause] "But I am a chartered accountant."

- San Hill, visiting the vocational guidance counselor

San Hill was a dull, tedious Muun banker who rose through the ranks of the InterGalactic Banking Clan to become the richest, most influential banker in the Galaxy.

During the Clone Wars, San Hill was the leader of the IGBC. Hill became one of the founding financiers of the Confederacy of Independent Systems, then celebrated by "making it rain," which did not amuse Count Dooku at all. San Hill's biggest contribution to history was telling Dooku "The Banking Clan will sign your treaty!" and then looking quite pleased with himself. For years afterward, he would relate the tale to his fellow bankers, who gathered round him in the hundreds, listening in raptured wonder. "And then I looked him straight in the eye and said, 'The Banking Clan will sign your treaty!" And the crowds would gasp. Later on, of course, Hill would answer questions about tiny and unimportant provisions in the treaty and their implications for their affluent clients. Bankers. Bah.

The other notable thing San Hill accomplished was foreclosing on the mortgage of George Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life. Wait... sorry, that was Mr. Potter. Theodore Roosevelt charged up San Hill with his Rough Riders in... wait, that was San Juan Hill.

Darth Vader killed him. Good riddance.