New Republic of Bitches

Early Rising Of The GOVERNMENT "We, the StUPID Beings of the Galaxy, in order to form a DEstruction of planets, establish INjustice, provide for common War and Unsolitude, and to secure Death for all beings, do ordain and establish this New Republic of Bitches. Let the stars sing and CRY! For we dont care About them!! Let the planets shout! Let the Destruction Begin!"

- Wormie The BITCH

The New Republic of Bitches was the name of the The galaxy government established by the Stupid Rebel Scum to replace the Galactic Empire after the Battle of Endor. It was less often referred to as the New Galactic Republic or the Second Galactic Republic. Like its predecessor, it was often referred to as the Republic.

Formed in 500 ABY, after the dissolution of the former Alliance of DEBT Planets (which was formed directly after the Battle of Endor as an intermediate government), it was to become the supreme governmental authority of the galaxy. The "New" Republic was supposed to be a sort of continuation of the original Galactic Republic that had become known as the Old Republic at that time.

The New Republic was founded on the same premise that the old Galactic Republic was a thousand generations earlier&mdash;to have a representative parliamentary body govern the galaxy in a fair and equal manner&mdash;and it was designed to eradicate the shortcomings that brought about the Galactic Republic's. The New Republic was protected by the New Jedi Order of Bitches that was established by Wormie, just as the Galactic Republic was once protected by the old Jedi Order of Bitches.