Rowlf the Dog

"I was with Jimmy Dean, but no one gives a damn what I think anymore."

- Rowlf the Dog

Rowlf the Dog was a dog. (No Really)

Life
Rowlf was created for the Jimmy Dean Show. He was performed by Jim Henson. Henson continued to perform him until his death in 1990. After that Rowlf was considered nothing but crap. So Rowlf was baked into a Dog Food Burrito and had his life trashed on an episode of Robot Chicken.