Neti

"It's Me, It's me, It's the singing tree! Have you ever seen something as glorious as me? Hey you, hey you, what are you doing to me? Are you attempting to kill the almighty tree?"

- A typical Neti on the forest moon of Endor

The Neti is commonly considered to be a sentient being, often confused with women of voluptuous design, but this is in fact a lie construed by lumberjacks, similar to Earth's mermaid. The truth is, they are not sentient, but unlike the Dewgong that was commonly associated with the Mermaid, these creatures are far more annoying. These things have somehow managed to find a knack for Galactic Basic. But rather than speak coherently, or even act like a common Rodian and mumble, they instead commit the worst possible crime imaginable.

They rap, and call it singing.

The fact is, they are considered by the few lumberjacks that have seen them to be common rats; nuisances to be killed. Like all vermin, they are to be exterminated immediately. Alas, sadly, new lumberjacks &mdash; lost and hungry &mdash; will always come up with stories of a kinky tree that only lives to have sex with them. It will never die.

The story of all common myths.