I Shot the Greedo

"I Shot the Greedo" was a song by some Rasta dude chronicling Han Solo's attempt to prove his innocence. Some white guy redid the song and made it his bitch only #1 hit in Coruscant.

Lyrics
I shot Greedo

But I didn't shoot first,

Oh, no! Oh!

I shot Greedo

But I sure didn't shoot first, ooh, ooh, oooooh

''Yeah! All around the galaxy,''

They're trying to track me down;

They say they want to bring me in guilty,

For murder of the 2nd degree

And owing Jabba a buck or three

But I say: oh, now, now.

''Oh! I shot Greedo,''

But I swear it was in self defense

Ooh, ooh, ooh

I say: I shot Greedo, Oh, Lord!

And if you don't like that well you're just dense

Oooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, ooh, ooh, oh

Jabba the Hutt always hated me,

For what, I don't know:

Every time I smuggle weed,

He puts a bounty right on my head,

He says gets him, I don't care alive or dead.

And so: oh, now, now

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I shot Greedo, oh, Lord!

But I swear it was in self defense.

See it on the special edition DVD!

Ooh, ooh, ooh

I said I shot Greedo,

''But I swear it was in self defense. Oo-oh Yeah! Oooh, oh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh''

A chance to repay my debts came one day

And I started transporting 2 dudes and 2 droids yeah!

All of a sudden I saw Greedo goin round,

He tried to shoot me down

So I shot, I shot, I shot him down

And I say, if I'd shot first I would pay

I shot Greedo

But I say, he definitely shot first!

Ooh, no, oh, ooh

I shot Greedo

But he definitely shot first!

Ooo, ooo, ooh

Reflexes had the worst of me

So Greedo shot first and missed me

Everyday fans go "what the hell?"

One day there will be no doubt

It just wouldn't be the same without

I say,

I-I-I-I shot Greedo

But, he shot first.

''Yeah! I-I shot Greedo''

''But seriously he shot first, yeah! No, yeah!''