Slashers

"Don't you know what a master and a padawan really do?"

- Random slasher

Slashers were a group of fangirls who liked to pretend two males were having relations. No matter how fucked-up the image was or how little they had interacted, just being two males meant they had had relations. They loved to spend time around XY-wing pilots and Rogue Squadron. Darth Vader got sick of their rumors about him and Obi-Wan Kenobi, so he destroyed their planet.

Known slashers

 * Jaina Solo