Zaalbar

"Whats that boy? Mission is trapped in the well??"

- Darth Revan understandig Zaalbar

Zaalbar was Darth Revan's pet Wookiee, he joined his gang, killed a bunch of people and helped him destroy the Star Forge

Early life
Born on Kashyyyk, son of a mighty Chief, he got some beef with his smarter brother who had him exiled for acting Strange, he ended up on Taris where he met his new babysitter Mission Vao. At some point he got PWNed by some pigs, lucky for him he would soon be rescued by his new master Darth Revan.

Life aboard the Ebon Hawk
"Who the hell keeps Pooping in my cockpit???"

- An enraged Carth Onasi

{{quote|Hilarious statement, the whiny meatbag said Cock|HK-47

Zaalbar then joined his masters posse and vsited many planets in order to search for ..................well he did not actually know what he was looking for, and little did he care. He just liked to PWN, Poop eat and intimidate as much as he could, and teaming up with Revan and his evil minions gave him plenty of opportunity to touch his inner darkside. Along the way the crew accused him of eating all the food on board the Ebon Hawk, in a cunning hunt he found a litle girl in the storage compartement, pissed of for getting the blame he killed the little girl and ate her. (this is the REAL story and has a CANON rating of infinity).

Coming home
During his masters travels his biggest fear would come true, he would have to go back to the place he was exiled from. he was taken prisoner by his brother while Revan was tasked with killing a Madclaw in the shadowlands in order to save Zaalbar, but since Treachery is the way of the Sith Revan fooled his target (who was really his pets daddy) into redeeming his son and PWNing his other son with a sword he just found in some beasty he just destroyed. After a short battle between the two Wookiee factions, in which Zaalbar, his daddy and Revans gang dominated their oponents, Zaalbar's daddy cried almost as much as Carth and told his son he had forgiven him and bestowed upon him the magical Wookiee sword to help him on his quest, Zaalbar replied that when he would come back he would shove the sword up his daddy's............................well you get the picture.

Later life
After many years he joined the Yuuzhan Vong along with Ernie and the both of them would come up with a plan to Utterly PWN Chewbacca ...................................That Bastard!!!!

Behind the scenes
Zaalbar liked to Poop.......a lot, his Poop was the reason the gizka abandoned ship, he was also very good at making things that go boom.