X-wing

An X-wing was a really cool starship. They also had wings! Shaped like Xs! Isn't that cool! They fucking PWNED TIEs! X-wings carried astromech droids, such as R2-D2. Many of the coolest people in the galaxy such as Wedge Antilles flew these fighters. X-wings even though were expensive the ragtag of Rebels seemed to always have these fighters and the skills to manage. These machines were the ultimate beast for PWNAGE in Space.
 * Because this fighters so kick-ass!|Luke during the Death Star run}}

The Birth of Pure PWNAGE
The most magnificent Starfighter and probably the coolest ship you'll ever see in any Sci-Fi movie was created by the INCOM Corporation which manufactured flash cards for the Mentally challenged. The president of the corporation got tired of printing letters on cards and he decided that he wanted to do something greater with letters. "Fuck this flashcard nonsense, I want to make starfighters"

- President of INCOM

Instead of benefiting the Mentally challenged he decided to star the Alphabet Class of Starfighters. They went through many designs from all the 26 letters but in the end the superior fighter seemed to be the X-wing. The X-wing had it all from superior firepower to being a kick-ass vehicle for the ladies. The Alliance could use this vehicle for both recruiting hot-sexy women to destroying the Empires swarms of shit fighters.