Dearth Nadir

Darth Nadir
Dearth Ibn Motamid Nadir (also called Gonzo) was a fuzzy blue Sith Lord during the Mandalorian Wars. Born to a family of Whatever's, his mother died two months before he was born. She did leave a note, however, with his name on it. The fact that his mother died before he was even fully developed was a shocking blow to the little furball. His father abandoned him as a young child, meaning he had to care for himself. This drove him into the depths of madness, and he became a demented little blue servant of the Dark Side of the Force.

Later in life he became obsessed with destroying planets, but all of his attempts ended with his death in one bizarre way or another. Many Sith were amazed that he could die and live so many times. This made him an icon among their ranks. He was also famous for his acrobatic flair, performing numerous life threating stunts which also ended in his death.

Early Years
Despite all his father's efforts to avoid the responsibility of caring for a child, Gonzo shocked his father when he managed to be born two months after the death of his mother. Convinced that his son was a freak (and not without reason), his father abandoned him and took a job in an artificial Bantha Poodoo factory on Hoth. The small blue puppetling scavenged a living as an acrobat. But other more glamorous pursuits called him, and he joined The Muppet Show, a breakaway sect of Sesame Street that made their base on Malachor II. It was now that his turn to the Dark Side would be made complete.

On orders of Darth Elmo, and elite Sesame Street squad led by Cookie Monster kidnapped Gonzo and took him to their leader. Elmo made an offer to the blue, googly eyed thing before him: join him or he'd destroy his planet. Gonzo, however, couldn't care in the least over whether his planet was destroyed. Elmo destroyed it anyway, but Gonzo didn't even notice. So Elmo put him on another planet and destroyed it, hoping to have his revenge. But despite his death, Gonzo lived on. He floated through space until he was rescued by an army of Chickens led by Louise the Chicken. So impressed were they with him that they made him their leader.

Gonzo, rather than being enraged at the treatment he had received at the hands of Darth Elmo, liked it. He liked it so much he went to Elmo and asked him to do it to him again. Elmo, surprised at the resilience of this weird blue thing, took him as his apprentice.

After three years of being beaten up being trained by Lord Elmo, Gonzo was given the title of Dearth Ibn Motamid Nadir. But before he could take orders from his master, Elmo commited The ultimate act of treachery, leaving him on his own. Dearth Nadir from that point on would try to emulate his master's death in any way possible, but he never would succeed.

Mandalorian Wars
Dearth Nadir led his chicken armies and his new apprentice Louise the Chicken in search of employment in the armies of Darth Revan. When no one hired them, Dearth Nadir created poster's to advertise his presence. When still no one listened to him, he and his chicken horde climbed the highest skyscraper in Coruscant and hurled themselves off, resulting in his first death. But other than the massive traffic accident this caused (and the ensuing jail time for disturbance of the peace), Nadir gathered little attention (despite the fact he had died and come back to life again. Then a revelation struck him: he would destroy a planet.

This planet was none other than Malachor II, the lesser known older brother of Malachor V that his former Gonzo self had been trained on by The Muppet Show. But when he decided to destroy it, he had no idea how. After many glasses of Really Good Jawa Juice, he came up with a plan: he would release a solo music album that would result in the planet's destruction. For this job he assembled his army of chickens and ordered them to sing the Imperial March while he did backup. The result was a catastrophe; the populace, on seeing the massive horde of chickens, assumed it was hunting season. Despite absolutely ridiculous and cowardly gallant acts, Dearth Nadir was defeated. He suffered terrible injuries in the retreat that forced him to don his famous armor suit, becoming more machine now than Puppet. But he lost no confidence; rather, he was now more obsessed than ever with destroying a planet.

He developed a new plan shortly: he and his chicken's would strap explosive's to themselves and perform a paradrop from space, and on striking the ground they would activate their bombs. But the people were ready for them: they fired at the descending swarms of fiery chickens, incurring many more losses. Dearth Nadir was also killed, but this did not deter him. That night he told his forces the classic Mandalorian proverb: We Mandalorians can bash in duracrete walls with our heads!

The next day he ordered a secret insertion onto the surface of Malachor II. He and his chickens once again strapped time bombs to themselves and began the attack. But this time the G*nk intervened: the G*nk droids had set the timers to go off early. So, with their landing craft about to enter the atmosphere, the bombs exploded. Clouds of flaming feathers bombarded Malachor II for the next two hours. And yet again, Gonzo died and came back.

By now the twisted little blue fellow was quite insane; he was addicted to the explosions, the bright white light, the bright flashes of colors, and the finding himself back where he started yet again. The same was not true for his chicken army, because they were all killed in his last assault. But he in his excitement failed to notice this little detail. He strapped five million tons of anti-duracrete explosives to himself and hurled himself towards the planet. Only a few feet above the surface he activated the bombs, with the result that he finally destroyed the planet. But his luck was out. He did not revive to see his terribly stupid and masochistic idiocy victory.

This was the closest any Sith came to achieving The ultimate act of treachery.

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