Journal of the Whills 25:17

Journal of the Whills 25:17. "

The path

of the righteous Jedi is beset on

all sides by the inequities of the

selfish and the tyranny of evil

Sith. Blessed is he who, in the

name of The Force and he Jedi Code,

shepherds the weak through the

valley of {{Dark Lord|Dark Lords]], for he is truly

his brother's keeper and the finder

of lost Padawan's. And I will

strike down upon thee with Force Bagel

and furious Vaapad, those

who attempt to poison and destroy

my fellow Jedi. And you will know my

name is the Zeus when I lay my

Lightsaber upon you."

This is what Mace Windu would say just before he PWNED your sorry ass.