KHAAAN

KHAAAAAAAAN Solo
KHAAAAAAAAN Solo was a demented psychopath from the planet Koozebane. He was famous for being greeted with screams of "KHAAAAAAAAN!!!" by his surpised victims. He is notable for the attempted murder of Satanhttp://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/James_T._Kirk.

Life
"Rubber Ducky, your my only friend in the world... Sniff... If only people realized that bad guys have feelings too!"

KHAAAAANS career began at the age of 2 when by sheer accident wiped out the entire population of Alderaan with his Rubber Ducky. He found he enjoyed it. In fact, he enjoyed it so much he did it again. This made him feel better about himself.

The Ducky he used for the foul deed on Alderaan

KHAAAAAAAN then proceeded to Taris, where he killed a beetle when it landed on his nose. This infuriated a local cult who held them sacred. KHAAAAAAAN used force pwn and pwned them. Their last words were the cry of "KHAAAAAAAAN!!!". He liked that so much he would always ask his victims to say it. He always said thank you afterwards.

10 years later he used his Rubber Ducky to wipe out the Jedi on his home world of [Koozebanehttp://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Koozebane]. He then proclaimed himself to be a Mega Supah Dupah Sith Overlord, a title that has since fallen out of favor with his colleagues. With his Rubber Ducky and new title, he set out with his fleet of dirigibles for Endor.

On his arrival at Endor, he established KHAAAAAANS!!! Ewok Burger Patties, a fast food chain. The locals were not happy with this turn of events popped his dirigibles with they're sticks. This displeased KHAAAAAAAAN, so he pwned them with his beloved Rubber Ducky. They were so pwned that he had no more Ewok Burger Patties to sell. This made him sad, because he was really starting to like the Business. But he reminded himself that Gungans made good Corn Dogs, and gave up his mourning.

Death
["KHAAAAAAAAN!!!http://khaaan.com] Oh, and you need a haircut." -James T. Kirk

KHAAAAAAN was feeling good with himself. But he missed the turn signal and ended up in Hellhttp://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Main_Page. Not only that, but he had sent his Rubber Ducky to Naboo to oversee the creation of KHAAAAAAANS!!! Kentucky Fried Gungun Steakhouse and Taters Fast Food Chain. It remains unknown how he died, though some suspect he angered the local Deityhttp://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/James_T._Kirk. Details of his demise remain uncertain. You'll have to ask the Hereticshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trekkies about that one.