Wookiee-Nookie

"OH NO, THE HORROR, THE HAIR, -UGH-THE TEETH, THE CLAWS,-AUCH-THE STENCH, OH NO, WHY ME?? WHY WAS I EVER BORN??SHOOT ME FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY PLEASE SHOOT ME, SHOOT ME NOW!!!!!!!!"

- -Average Wookie-Nookie victim Wookiee-Nookiee is a combination between PWN and making love, it would happen when one aroused a Madclaw! Every single person (except for Kyle Katarn of course ),  would commit some sort of suicide before, during or after Wookiee-Nookie. For example, when faced with the prospect of mass wookiee nookiee, Gonzo shot himself. Wookiee-Nookiee was a fate worse then Sand people torture and perhaps worse then having your planet destroyed, the latter is disputed however.

Wookie Nookie Survivors
The following is a list of confirmed and alleged non-Wookiee Wookiee-Nookie survivors:
 * Yoda's alleged involvement in Wookie-Nookie is under much dispute, however evidence includes one of the little green giant's own quotes "Good relations with the Wookies I have, mmmmm!"
 * Cassus Fett was Wookiee-Nookied by Madclaw!, Wookiee Goldberg.