Simple Darthipedia:Wuher's law



Darthipedia is much like Chalmun's Cantina a fine establishment by itself but filled with people who don't like you, complemented with people who don't like you either. And thats where Wuher steps in, Wuher means business, serious business He has the ice cold look in his eyes that would make Darth Nihilus lose his appetite, and a vibro-bat under the counter to back it up. Wuher likes to have a clean shift, what happens at night is Ackmena's business.

Listed below are some scenario's and how Wuher would react on them.

Possibility 1
 * I don't understand all your so called in-jokes. You can't write stuff I don't know the context to!

Wuher's law
 * We don't serve your kind here!

Possibilty 2
 * Wow this article is crap. I'm just throwing it our there, I'm not actually planning to improve it in any way.

Wuher's law
 * We don't serve your kind here!

Possibility 3
 * None of you guys are actually funny at all. Never in my life have I seen such childish crap on a wiki, you are a complete waste of bandwith.

Wuher's law
 * We don't serve your kind here!

Possibility 4
 * You guys actually had a bot create tens of thousands of articles that are exactly the same in order to get on the Big Wiki's page?!? Thats so unfair!! You guys suck and talking to you is like talking to a stone wall.

Wuher's law
 * We don't serve your kind here!

Possibility 5
 * Hey, I work in an office down the street and some of the other bartenders are my friends, gimme a drink for free.

Wuher's law
 * We don't serve your kind here!''

Possibility 6
 * Can I have a glass of blue milk while I browse your fine establishment for some entertainment your articles so successfully provide?

Wuher's law
 * Sure.

Possibility 7
 * I found something that could use some improvement and a glass of Corellian ale would sure help me with that.

Wuher's law
 * Here you go, it's on the house.

Possibility 8
 * I just shot a Rodian who is now bleeding all over one of your tables. Anyhow I gotta run, here's a quarter and keep the change.

Wuher's law
 * Thanks come again.