Luke Skywalker

"But I was going to Tosche station to pick up some power converters! Whaaa!"

- Luke having a hissy fit

Wormie, born Luke Skywalker, was a whiny native of Tatooine who somehow managed to bed Mara Jade after an unsuccessful attempt at an incestuous relationship with Leia. Obi-Wan Kenobi was his gay caring master.

"No I'll never turn to the Dark Side. I am an Emo like my father before me"

- Luke to Palpy

Life
For a whiny hippie from the corner of the galaxy, Wormie made it pretty far in life. He led a guerrilla fighting force of gay hippies in an assualt on the local space station, killing stormtroopers and stealing power converters. But eventually, his gay hippie friends decided to betray him and gave him to Poopoo the Hutt. Pooppoo got sick of Wormie's whining and kicked him out of his palace pissing off Wormie's traitorous hippie friends. At one point in his life, Wormie had the option to get together with either Darth Talon or C-3PO. He chose C-3PO.

Early Life
Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, Annie and Padmé Amidala did it on Nabooboo. Then a while later Annie got drunk and tried to kill Padme. He thought he did... well he did. But before she died, Wormie and his sister was born.

That old guy then fell out of the ship while holding Wormie. The duo fell onto that desert place, which suited Obi-Wan well because there was lots of Jawa Juice. He dumped Wormie with his aunt and uncle and went binge drinking. Next morning he had such a bad hangover that he forgot his name, so he thought he was Ben. And that's how Wormie and his sister were separated.

After nineteen years of doing nothing much, Obi-Wan remembered his name. When Leia heard about him, she sent a tin can and a whiny robot with a message asking him to join the Rebellion. But the two droids ended up with Wormie somehow. Wormie was faced with his first decision. He decided to go to sleep and see if it disappeared in the morning. It did. But Wormie knew that his uncle would be mad at him, so he took the other droid in the family landspeeder and set off to find it.

After being ambushed by robe wearing dudes, Wormie was saved by Obi-Wan who scared the Sand People away with an enormous belch. Obi-Wan took Wormie to his shelter in the Dune Sea, where he talked to him about such things like the Force and the price of Jawa Juice in various Tatooine cities. When Wormie learned that his uncle and aunt were brutally murdered by Stormtroopers, he decided to go to Alderaan with Obi-Wan in search of cheaper Jawa Juice (also the drinking age on Tatooine is 50, as opposed to Alderaan's 10).