Pinky (The Gonk Crusades)

"Aw, FUCK you, Jedimca!"

- Pinky

Pinky was a quiet but diligent member of the Church of G*nk whose technical expertise assisted Gonk in the operation and maintenance of his command center. In an alternate timeline, Pinky helped Robo-Pope construct a time machine to save Gonk from execution for a crime he didn't commit.

The coming of Gonk
Pinky first met Gonk's other chief disciples&mdash;Robo-Pope, Supergeeky, Jedimca, and Acky&mdash;when they teleported into the global tactical command center.

Campaign against Sewergeeky
Pinky assisted Supergeeky's team by tracking their location from the command center. However, Pinky faced a malfunction involving Google Maps, causing the command center to temporarily lose the ability to guide the team toward their target.

War with IGNORAMUS
Pinky attended Gonk's briefing about the war with IGNORAMUS. As usual, Pinky remained in the command center, and was present when Supergeeky and Madclaw reported back from Pueblo, Colorado to learn that they had accidentally killed Colin Farrell instead of Scott Stapp.

Personality and traits
Pinky occasionally demonstrated frustration with the technology at his disposal.

Behind the scenes
Pinky is a fictionalized version of Darthipedia administrator Pinky49. The character's perpetual silence is an in-joke pertaining to Pinky49's tendency to not say very much in IRC despite being around all the time.

The alternate timeline in Book Two is considered to have begun halfway through "Dawn of the Prime Evil" and ended in the third frame of "Next Time."

Appearances

 * The Gonk Crusades