Darth Cake

Darth Cake was the favored confection served at parties thrown by members of the Sith Order and other Sith wannabes. Only Force-sensitives could eat it; anyone else who happened to sample it was later found dead from acute toxic overdosing.

Apparently, peace isn't the only thing that is a lie.

Ingredients

 * one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
 * one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
 * 3/4 cup vegetable oil
 * 4 large eggs
 * one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
 * 3/4 cup butter or margarine
 * 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
 * 2 cups all purpose flower
 * don't forget garnishes such as:
 * fish shaped crackers
 * fish shaped candies
 * fish shaped solid waste
 * fish shaped dirt
 * fish shaped Ethel benzine
 * pull n' peel licorice
 * fish shaped volatile organic compounds
 * sediment shaped sediment
 * candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
 * one cup lemon juice
 * alpha resins
 * unsaturated polyester resin
 * fiberglass surface resins
 * volatile malted milk impoundments
 * 9 large egg yokes
 * 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
 * one cup granulated sugar
 * an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
 * 2 cups rhubarb; sliced
 * 2/3 granulated rhubarb
 * 1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
 * 1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
 * 3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
 * 1 Large rhubarb
 * 1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
 * 2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
 * adjustable aluminum head positioned
 * slaughter electric needle injector
 * cordless electric needle injector
 * injector needle driver
 * injector needle gun
 * cranial caps

It also contained, among other things, proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas- and odor-control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.