Kavar

"Hey, you so famous! Yo mama's so fat that my Basilisk War Droid blew into bits when we were... uhmm... wait... we... uhm... forget it..."

- Canderous Ordo to Kavar

Jedi Master Kavar or simply Kavar was the most notorious Jedi Master in his time. He was the best Jedi Guardian. Except for Darth Revan, of course. He was oh so full of powah!!

Apprenticeship of Revan
Kavar trained Revan when he was still a rugged young citizen. Revan was of course more powerful than Kavar so he spared him. That was because he was still a Hippie. Hippies couldn't kill anyone without fighting.

Idiot's death
"Dead as a dodo"

- Darth Traya

Kavar went to the Dantooine enclave to meet up with his drinking mates, Master Vrook and Master Zez-Kai Ell. There they got so drunk that their robes wouldn't dit anymore. After their night party, the Jedi Exile arrived and they were still too drunk. They cut him off from the Force. Then some old fagged witch arrived and sucked them all up dry.

It was a day long remembered. It was the end of Hippies, it would seem the end of the Hippieon.

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