Darth Ewok

"ee chee wa maa den chak ee chee wa maa...yak lee goo"-Darth Ewok. For those who don't speak Ewokese: "Oh my goodness, no, yes, oh my goodness...I found Light!"

Darth Ewok Lived Before the Creation of Tatooine. Darth Ewok, before he became Darth, found a time machine and transported himself into the futre where he met Darth Jawa. He then tasted Jawa Juice and loved it, but he was then pulled back to the 'present' time (where he started) with only one bottle of Jawa juice left. He put the bottle in his hut and went hunting for something to eat with his last taste of this godly drink. Meanwhile a young, curious Ewok, great great great great great great great great great great great (x40 Million)Grandad of Wicket W.Warrick, named Wakit W. Warrick, accidently tipped the bottle over. When the soon to be Darth Ewok returned he found that in his rage he had choked the young ewok to near death by only imagening it. He read about a culture of evil called Sith and became one of them. From that day on he wore a golden suit of armour and was named Darth Ewok that is why the ewoks mistook C-3PO as a god. He soon became leader of a tribe of Ewoks which were wiped out due to his new faviroute juice - Ewok juice. He died when the son of Wakit W. Warrick tripped when carrying fresh ewok juice to his master, Darth Ewok, and fell into Darth Ewok causing him to fall off the edge of his tree platform