Lando Calrissian

"Ah, I can feel the wind flowing through my butt crack."

- Lando

Lando Calrissian was a frequent attendee of the Cloud Disco on Cloud City, he was the most happenin dude in the galaxy. The Sith offered to make him a Darth out of sheer coolness. He turned it down. That was bad. The Jedi wanted to make him a master so they could 'save' his sorry behind. He turned it down. That was good. Then he called every body together for a Super Carbonite Rave Party. Nobody turned him down. That was trippin'.

Known Powers
Sheer coolness.

The ability to down a tankard of Blue Milk in one go.

He was occasionally seen with a building-sized afro which held the special ability to destroy a planet with a single bounce.