ET AL

ET AL is the Grandfather of ET. He was born on the Green Planet. He served in the Senate from 60BBY until 5BBY. He died tragically after his Grandson returned from Earth. He challenged Palpatine to a lightsaber to lightfinger duel. Unforunately, lightfingers were only good for healing and flying. Palpatine sliced his lightfinger off and sent Palpatine's Asshairs to penetrate ET AL. The shock and trama was too much for him to bear. His lightfinger was used as a paperweight on Palpatine's desk until Admiral Daala thought it was a dildo and stole it.