Carnor Jax

Carnor Jax was an Imperial Royal Guard who was awesomely cool. When he first became Palpy's bodyguard, he got sick of his stupid remarks on the Dark Side of the force and so left the guard, trying to discover his real destiny in the this stupid galaxy we all live in. When he discovered he was strong in the ways of the Force, Wormie tried to train him as a Jedi, and make him his boyfriend. Fortunately, Carnor Jax was straight and so pushed Wormie off a cliff. Finally, Carnor Jax became a Sith, and, accompanied by R2-D2, tried to steal Obi-Wan's Jawa Juice. Unfortunately, Obi-wan sensed a trap and fed Carnor Jax to a rancor.

Categories: Sith Straight people  Rancor victims   Royal Guard