Ahsoka Tano

No Soup-a With-a Buffet was a very intelligent padawan, but not so bright. so not so bright in fact, it was not bright. Not even a slight glow from post-coital bliss. Even Padme was upset over this fact, or it could have been the morning sickness she suffered from incubating twin bastards. Either way the fact remained that just like any other buffet, soup is extra, which is why it was not bright. no soup = no bright. It's science.