James T. Kirk

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James.... Tiberius.... Kirk.... was, a Human... fromtheplanetIowa. He, was, the captain... ofthestarship Enterprise, and a big, fat, jerkass... whowasfullofhimself. He, was the best, starship pilot, in the galaxy, even more than Han Solo. Of course, the Enterprise, can PWN, a ship like, the... Millennium Falcon, any day... letaloneaStarDestroyer.

He, later became, the master, of... DarthFiveHead.

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