Darth Bill

Darth Bill is the father of Darth Nerd and Anakin Skywalker. He was the Supreme Overlord of Computers.

His Death
When his two sons were 4, he went to the Greatest Resturuant in town, Burrito King. When his son, Darth Nerd, ordered the Extra-Large Supreme Ultra Large Burrito without his fathers permission, He ate the whole thing in 56 seconds, causing an explosive fart. Everyone evacuated the place, but Bill couldn't make it.

His funeral
The funeral lasted 6 hours, and it was crying and moaning. Shmi Skywalker, stayed at the grave for 53 days, still crying and weeping.