Lieutenant Kettch

History
Lieutenant Kettch was the most leet Sith Mega-Super-Overlord in existence. In fact, his power was only surpassed by that of Kyle Katarn. After being genetically modified by the estranged Warlord Zsinj, to make him more ferociously cunning than ever before (he was an Ewok after all), he joined the New Republic's Wraith Squadron. In the true Sith fashion, he later played a part in the destruction of Zsinj and his Super Star Destroyer, Iron Fist. His current fate is unknown.

Early Life
Kettch was born on the forest moon of Endor just before the Imperials began the construction of the second Death Star. Shortly before the Death Star's destruction he was taken from his family by Imperial researches so as to be tortured and Mutilated be genetically enhanced by Zsinj. Even at this young age, his darker nature was apparent to everyone living in his community.

Time as a captive
During his time as a captive of Zsinj on Iron Fist, Kettch has been confirmed to be responsible for no less than 590,782 deaths of Imperial personnel. It is believed that the actual number of Imperial personnel that he killed during this time may actually be triple that figure. Whilst the experiments performed on the young Kettch were nothing less than horrific extremely gentle, it is reported that they were responsible for trebling his IQ. At this stage he was also taught how to fly (how awsome is that? An Ewok Pilot!) and he also learned about the Dark side and how to use his force powers under the tutelage of none other than Darth Vader himself.

Escape from the Iron Fist
After the death of Vader at the hands of Wormie, Kettch saw no reason to remain with the people who had totured him treated him so kindly. Several years later, when his plans had been completed, he used his latent force abilities to convince one of his guards to let him go slaughter the crew of the Iron Fist and escape. From this moment on, he devoted his life to the destruction of Zsinj.

Wraith Squandron
"Is that an Ewok?"

- The first and last time Wedge Antilles ever underestimated an Ewok

After a short period of time, Kettch used his force skills to convince the New Republic to let him join Wraith squadron as a lieutenant under the command of Wedge Antilles himself. After numerous missions, Wraith squadron destroyed Zsinj and Iron Fist with the help of Rogue squadron and a Mon Cal cruiser Kettch destoyed Iron Fist and Zsinj with nothing more than an X-wing and his leet skills, ridding the galaxy of another pansy who thought he could be as evil as old Palpy even though he had no force abilities whatsoever.

Other Exploits
After his expedition with Wraith squadron, little is known about the activities of Lieutennat Kettch. It is however common knowledge that he created a Planet destruction team to rival that of Darth Elmo's.

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