AIDS

AIDS was disease that some gay guy had and he got raped by a bi guy and then that guy gave it everybody and so it spred throught the galaxy. 4 Jedi, 6 Sith and 132,000,000 people were known to have AIDS. Darth Evil had AIDS but she didn't let herself die because she was too awesome. Darth Vader thought he killed Padme` Amidala beacuse his Mom had it and he nearly blew his brains out because of that.

Vader: Master I think I have AIDS.

Palpatine: I have a cure fo AIDS, Lord Vader.

Vader: What is it, Master?

Palpatine: Suck My Penis.

Vader: Ex- Ex Excuse me?

Palpatine: My penis, suck it.

''Gaurd: Lord Vader, you do not have AIDS. You have Syphillis.''

''Vader: Whew that was close! Syphillis I can live with.''

''Palpatine:DAMN IT! I have had my balls suck since that horny kid with ADD!.''

Vader:Okaaaaaaaaaay.

        -Darth Vader, Emporor Palpatine and a Gaurd discuss AIDS and Frank's gay urges.