Jacen Solo

"I'm dagnasty evil witches!"

- Jacen Solo

Jacen Solo was dagnasty evil. But originally, he was a good person who after getting placed in the tickle torture of the Yuuzahn and the Vongets. He then started singing to a new tune with the Sith becomeing the lead singer lord. He then took the Witches of Dothmir and placed them in tickle torture until they became his back up singers and laughed at all his jokes. He then killed the the loopy old redhead that married Wormie. He then tried to molest his whiny cousin. His sister Jaina Solo said she whould NEVER sing with him again after he made her sing low Alto. Eventually he made himself god by killing the guy who we consider god who came before the new god. Somewhere between there he renamed himself Darth Coo-Coodus and tried to make the entire galaxy a peaceful happy hippy land.

"I'll NEVER sing with you again!"

- Jaina Solo