Bea Arthur

"How do you fuck up the ass?"

- A very true quote from Bea Arthur

Bea Arthur was the handsome actor who portrayed Ackmena in The Star Wars Holiday Special. He is perhaps best known for playing women going through menopause on shows made for women going menopause. In 2002, Bea Arthur turned into a bat yet again and flew back to his home in Transylvania where he married the only other person that has lived as long as he has, Mick Jagger. He will not be reprising Ackmena in the upcoming The Star Wars Holiday Special II: Revenge of the Holographic Wow, being replaced by Sylvester Stallone.