Pants Wars Episode I: The Phantom Pants

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace is a science pants film written and directed by Darth Lucas.

Summary
The film begins as two stupid Jedi with no clothes but pants, assigned as pants sellers to resolve a trade dispute, arrive in orbit of the threatened planet Pantsboo. When the situation turns violent, the Jedi, along with Pantsmé Amidala, the planet's queen, flee Pantsboo in an attempt to reach the pants capital world of the Pantspublic, Coruslacks. There they hope to find a pantsful end to the dispute. Along the way, the flying pants must stop for stiches on the planet Pantstooine. It is there that the Jedi encounter Panakin Pantswalker, a young slave boy whp stiches pants for Butto, and Panakin is unusually strong with the Force. When the group returns to Pantsboo, they realize that the situation is much worse than they had at first thought: the evil Sith, pants enemies of the Jedi, have returned. Then Pantson Jin dies becuase of Darth Mauls powerful slacks.