The Steps of being a Sith

Want to be a Jedi? Too bad. There are some steps, but your too much wimp to follow them. We still can't believe Anakin made it through.

Rules

 * Step 1: Survive the Burrito Gauntlet
 * Step 2: Watch the Torture movie
 * Step 3: Defeat the vicious lady bug
 * Step 4: Eat some pie Bomb Pie
 * Step 5: Run 10,00 miles before you blow up

That is all