The Super Squishie Squad Show

"NOOOOOOOO!"

- Anyone upon discovering the existence of the Super Squishie Squad Show

The Super Squishie Squad Show is an actual kiddie show for actual kiddies (we're talking pre-K here) starring cutesy, super-deformed completely ruined versions of your favorite characters. As anyone with half a brain would have figured out, it is Boy George's latest plan to make money, destroying the Star Wars franchise as a side-effect.

The only people who could possibly enjoy this shit are morons like Darth Fred Fredburger and Darth Misa-Misa. Even the toddlers that The Super Squishie Squad Show is aimed towards will back away from it, veeeery slowly...

Upon the announcement of The Super Squishie Squad Show, the entire Star Wars fandom declared Dave Filoni their Lord and Saviour.