Magical glowing penis


 *  Anyway, she and the alien guy get married.
 *  And it turns out he has two dicks.
 *  But that's not enough, so she marries the Marine sergeant too.
 *  hav - now you're just making shit up
 *  I AM SO NOT.
 *  wtf
 *  And she gets the parasite.
 *  And becomes invincible.
 *  And the Marine sergeant, Ade, gets the parasite.
 *  It MAKES THE TATTOO ON HIS DICK GLOW.
 *  WHAT THE FUCK?
 *  no fucken way
 *  Bioluminescence.
 * ...he has a MAGICAL GLOWING PENIS?
 * &mdash;Darth QDB discussion about Karen Traviss's amazing literary invention

The MAGICAL GLOWING PENIS was an invention of Karen Traviss in one of her non-Star Wars novels. The Wess'har series features one of Karen's Mary Sues enjoying the magical glowing alien penis described above. It is not clear from the context which of the alien's two penises was glowing or which was more pleasing to the Mary Sue character. Many people refuse to believe Karen Traviss wrote such a thing; however, Havac insists, "I AM SO NOT SHITTING YOU."