Spongebob Funny Pajamas

Spongebob Funny Pajamas is what Palpatine wears when its beddy time every night. He wears them to bed because of their extreme manliness and how stylish they are. Plus they also put a smile on everybody's face. A bunch of Sith Lords also wear them when they are fighting Jedi too. Its because the Jedi will usually get distracted by how cool the pajamas are and the Sith Lords can really kick some ass.

Spongebob Funny Pajamas are available at the Death Star Mall and Food Court. The price is ridiculously high, because these pajamas have special powers. No I'm just kidding. Its really because these pajamas are so cool. What's really cool about them though is that on them is a picture of Spongebob himself!

Palpatine however, just found them somewhere on Ebay, and now, they are major clothing across The galaxy. They are very popular with members on the dark side to bring a little light on to it. "WAIT! LIGHT ON THE DARK SIDE?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! SPONGEBOB FUNNY PAJAMAS BETRAYED US!"

- Emperor