Thread:Mario (Hidden)

"It's Mario with the red outfit and he's looking at us. He has a red lightsaber."

- Darth Obvious

Mario was a Human plumber, founding member of The Super Smash Brotherhood, and worldwide phenomenom (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) since 1981.

Mario was friends with Jax Pavan 16 and Jax Pavan 64. He was a capable pilot in a P-wing. He ate the same kind of mushrooms that powered up B2 super battle droids.

Jedi Powers
Mario was discovered by Darth Squidward when the Sith Lord was playing games. The twelve characters, including Mario's evil clone Wario, formed The Super Smash Brotherhood.

Samus' Dirty Little Secret
The first day of the brotherhood, Mario kicked out fellow member Samus because she was a female. He found this out by spying on her in the shower. Then he gave her a Wookiee-Nookie and stuck her in a castle somewhere. In Mario's patriarchal world, women belong in castles.

Death
Darth Vader PWNed the Brotherhood, except for Darth Pikachu. Luigi was murdered by Vader and a squad of stormtroopers in front of Mario, who became enraged and rushed at them with blasters in each hand. Mario was the last of the Brotherhood to die.