Dooku

"I vant to suck your bloo... No, wrong movie. Sauron will rule over all... err... Damn! Damn it all to lower Heck and back! Boo! No, that can't be right... The Fart is strong in you young Skywalker. Ah yes."

- Dooku

Count Dooku, also Count Dracula, Count Dookie, Count Duckie, Count Saruman, Count Scaramanga, Count von count, The Man With the Golden Lightsaber or just simply the Count was constantly fartgetting in which genre he was in. He recalled fart fun times with Grand Moff Tarkin, before he was even Grand Moff Tarkin.

He had a taste for Milky Way bars and bald women. Dooku had an uncontrolable urge to replace words starting with the letter "F" with "fart".

He also had an unusual fetish for massive disembodied eyes of fire.

Dooku died in 19BBY when he and Annie dueled over a milky way bar. Most people know he died counting Annie's wet patch's.