Aloysius Snuffleupagus

"Oh, ho, ho, these pretzels are making me thirsty!"

- Aloysius Snuffleupagus.

Aloysius Snuffleupagus was the wack'd out imaginary friend of Big Bird. Created by a night of taking acid and eating drinking too many slurpees, Snuffy told Bird about how pretzels make him thirsty. Bird immediately thought of Snuffy for his Brotherhood of the Bird because of this, and made him a prophet on the spot. This was met with much criticism by Big Bird's followers, but was eventually accepted.