Garfield

"Jon, I require Lasagna

Jon, where is my lasagna?

Jon, I can smell you...

Bullets don't work Jon..."

- Garfield to Jon on many occasions. Garfield is a really fat-ass cat whose sole purpose in life is to eat lasagna. Originally just another cat on Animatron, he left for the greater galaxy and ended up as the "pet" of luckless human named Jon. Though Jon is supposedly his owner, Garfield is really in control and treats everyone in his house, Jon, the dog Odie and the plants, like shit. One day Jon didn't give him is lasagna, so Garfield got real buff and beat the living shit out of Jon.