User:Arse trooper

Hello, I'm NaruHina
 * GODDAMMIT! I've been using Rubedo for weeks you stupid machine!
 * Sigh, fine Master.

Hello, I'm Rubedo, the man with a bisexual name
 * I SWEAR TO GOD!
 * I apologize, Master, my circuits must be malfunctioning.

Hello, I'm Rubedo, the guy you all know so I'm not going to bother to identify myself any further because you know who I am and if you don't I shall smite thou so thou shalt not beith around to mar my perfectious record...ith.
 * You're fired! That's what I get for buying a Geeky Brand Dictator Droid.
 * But Master, I've only been trying to fulfil the Master's wishes to the letter.
 * Destroys GB-DoubleDee's Planet

I apologize. I'm Rubedo, a life-long Star Wars fan. I know many Star Wars fangirls that live around my area and since I know some people around here are admitted attempted rapists, I'm not going to tell any of you where they live. And just for the record, they are the hot kind of fangirl, they are the ones with vaginas and none of them have a hidden penis. Well, one, but its actually an admin over at another Wiki dressed as a woman. S/he is ugly and has a stupid name but is actually my secret girlfriend with whom I spend cold winter nights with in a summer cottage.
 * I forgot about my Christmas present from Geeky. :| BUURRRRRNNNN