Darth Stick Man

{{Sith character infobox none {{Quote|I'm mr. green christmas!}}
 * name=Sticky
 * homeworld= Nabooboo
 * birth=13254465568798475946666112 B.C.
 * death=2012
 * species=Wood
 * gender= Male
 * height= 100 ft
 * hair= Skin-colored
 * eyes=143 aguish
 * cyber=nose
 * era=Rise of the Empire era
 * affiliation=
 * Powah
 * Sith
 * masters=
 * Palpatine
 * Mother Theresa
 * Darth Imperius
 * apprentices=
 * hell]] does this matter? Keep reading, you n00bs, or I will destroy your planet!'''

Early life
Sticky had ambitions of becoming a Sith.(don't ask why).

Eventually, he ha an eating disorder and died but had a good life. He changed his name to Sidney Ebenezer Palpatine in tribute to his alter-ego.

New Job
{{Template:Dialogue|Alter-ego's Employer|So, you seem to have an impressive mustache.