Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

, also called The Good One, was the second fifth Star Wars film, directed by Darth Kersh and starring the same kids from the last one, plus Billy Dee Williams as Landau Lando Calrissian.

A Hoth Time in the Old Town Tonight
Luke Skywalker decides to investigate a meteorite, because obviously Hoth doesn't get enough of them. He doesn't get far before a wampa decides to investigate him. Han Solo leaves him to his doom.

"General, I gotta leave; I can't stay here." "I'm sorry you feel that way." "Well, there's a price on my head, and if I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt, I'm a dead man." "A death mark's not an easy thing to live with. We oughta know. We're freakin' REBELS. Each and every ONE of us has a death mark from the freakin' GALACTIC EMPIRE. But no, you go ahead and quit; wouldn't want you to get all scared of a single damn slug."

- Han Solo and Carlist Rieekan

After quitting the Rebellion forever, Han nearly gets it on with Leia Organa right in the middle of a corridor, in front of everyone. She's visibly tempted&mdash;since there's no more work-related awkwardness involved&mdash;but somebody mentions Wookiee-Nookie and spoils the moment.