Darth Shitonus

"My brother's name is Padawan. Isn't that retarded? lolz."

- Darth Sithonus commenting on his stupidity

Darth Sithonus was the stupidest and first (or so he thought, but he was actually suffering from seizures that made him think he was even Force sensitive) Dark Lord of the Sith. He was born in the year unknown and died in the year unknown, because like all Mary Sues created by seven year old children, he was immortal. For some reason unexplainable and just because some kid thought it'd be cool, Darth Sithonus trained every Sith evah, including Darth Darth Binks.

He made Revan fall to the dark side after some "persuasion" and taught Darth Nihilus how to destroy your planet, by gassy means. He also made Darth Bane fall to the dark side and forced him to create the Rule of Two, even though Drew Karpyshyn would disagree since he has two best seller novels regarding the Sith Lord.

Once already, Sithonus has been PWNED by administrative punishment, also known as "getting raped" or simply "Rapid entry by Jedi". As it turns out, Sithonus had a brother named Padawan for reasons unknown.

All in all, Sithonus was almost as bad as Lightninny; some would argue he was even worse.

Behind the scenes
Darth Sithonus is, in actuality, another piece of garbage from the wonderful Star Wars Fanon Wiki.