Conversation of Revan and Mission

Conversation overheard on the Ebon Hawk.

Hey, Revan. What's up?

Oh, Mission. I was looking for you.

Yeah.

Listen... you said you were how old, again?

Fourteen. Why?

Yeah, fourteen... now, when you say fourteen, I mean, you're just guessing, right?

Huh?

Well, I mean, you grew up on the mean streets of Taris, and your parents died when you were very young, so, I mean... you don't really know for sure that you're fourteen?

Sure, I do! It's right here on my birth certificate, see?

Yeah, but... oh. Damn.

What?

Oh, nothing.

Okay.

...

What?

Well, I mean, you're just assuming this is genuine, right? I mean, your brother Griff could have forged it.

Nope. It's got the official holographic seal of Republic. In fact, I've got a birthday coming up soon.

How soon?

Five months.

Grrrmmt!

You're funny.

Okay, tell me this. *ahem* When do, uh, Twi'leks become, um, you know, adults?

You mean, like, when can we drive a landspeeder?

Er, yes.

Sixteen. Why?

Sixteen! Now we're getting somewhere!

I like you, Revan! You're a lot of fun.

Yes, I like you too. You're the most fascinating sixteen-year-old young adult woman I've ever met.

Fourteen.

Damn!

Ha, ha! You're just like the father I never had.

Uh-huh. I'll just be in the refresher for a few minutes.