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"NOOOOOOOOO!"

- Darth Vader upon seeing "Princess Leia"'s identity revealed

Abso Bar Binks, also known as the Sith Lord Darth Misa-Misa, was a female male Human-Gungan hybrid Sith Mega-Super-Overlord/fashion model/singer/porn star notorious for being the most atrocious being in the galaxy (take that, big scary stone face). The daughter of Tira and Darth Darth Binks, Abso was feared by each and every being in the galaxy, even God Himself. Abso even managed to break God's almighty Bryar Pistol by causing it to destroy itself. Planets were known to implode due to her mere presence since she he was so god-awful.



Abso was also known for being obsessed with Darth Kira to the point of insanity, stalking and occasionally raping him, and also using her/his/its/potato's Darth Note and Force slash to make him have relations with another male (usually Anakin Skywalker). Kira eventually grudgingly took Misa-Misa as his apprentice as part of his master plan to dominate the entire galaxy.

Biography
Abso Bar Binks was born to Darth Darth Binks and Tira on the planet Weeabooboo in 19 BBY. During this time, some absolute genius decided to kill Abso's parents, traumatizing the adorable Gungan girl boy for life. This caused Abso to develop an extremely annoying and psychotic persona.

At one point, Abso was accosted by Cad Bane, but the Shinnygami Gelus wrote Bane's name into his Darth Note, killing him. This Darth Note went to another Shinnygami, Darth Rem, who gave the Darth Note to Abso and became her guardian thanks to her extraordinary ability to survive five seconds next to the highly irritating ambiguous-gendered blond(e). Naming Abso "Darth Misa-Misa", Darth Rem also took Abso as a Sith apprentice.

Eventually, Abso developed an obsession for Darth Kira and became his apprentice, working with his plans to kill his arch-enemy L. However, with Darth Vader's help, L eventually captured Abso and put her in bondage, which led to her giving up her Darth Note.

Abso was eventually freed and sent on a mission to undermine Darth Vader. Disguised as Princess Leia, Abso was sent on board the Tantive V as a decoy to give Leia herself more time to escape. The plan worked, but not for the reasons intended: Vader had put up enough with Abso merely existing and decided to teach her a lesson. On board the Tantive V, Vader tortured and apparently killed Abso just for the lulz.

It is rumored that Abso survived the incident and committed suicide the year after Darth Kira died, but this has yet to be confirmed.

The image speaks for itself
Where's your God now?

The one thing that Abso Bar Binks was good for
Abso Bar Binks was only useful because fangirls would no longer churn out slash fanfiction between Darth Kira and L at a speed fast enough to send their computers into hyperspace. Instead, they churned out the homoerotic bullshit at 143,236,305 times that rate in a desperate attempt to erase Abso from existence.

It was rumored that Darth Secret owned a collection of Abso Bar Binks porn, but he had since denied these rumors, destroying the planets of any individuals who tried to hack into his viewscreen. However, Ahsoka Tano has openly admitted to owning her own collection of Abso porn.

Acting career
Abso Bar Binks has acted in a variety of films, all of which are unwatchable and involve the worst kind of Gungan porn:


 * Death Note
 * Death Note II: The Last Name
 * Misa-Misa's Happy Sweets
 * Sith Girls are Easy (with Scarlett Rain)
 * A One-Night Stand with a Shingami
 * Hannah's Bananas
 * Sex Crimes of the Trade
 * Super Sex Sisters Brawl
 * Star Trek

In addition, Abso was a regular performer on holowowdiscogoddesses.com, and was one of Attichitcuk's favorites.

Singing career
Abso Bar Binks was also a J-pop singer who produced several highly unsuccessful Weeaboobian-language albums:


 * Hell's Door
 * Let's Make a Happy Love!
 * I Want Change the Masturbation
 * Hotohoto Suteimii Rereiishon
 * The Transformed Man (with James T. Kirk)

Abso's most popular least unpopular song, "Misa no Uta" (from Let's Make a Happy Love!), was a number-one single on Boz Pity and nowhere else in the galaxy. However, it was later translated to Basic and covered by the Transformer Darth Megatron; this cover version was much more popular than the original (even managing to outsell Marcellus the Hutt's "They Call Me Big Fatty" on some planets), and helped launch Lord Megatron's very successful singing career. Later, CHARLES ZI BRITANNIA covered the original Weeaboobian version of the song; this cover version also achieved minor success.

Darth Misa-Misa introduces herself
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Behind the scenes


"Okay, Jar Jar needs to become more likable. I know! Let's put him in a cute girl's body!"

- Retarded Japanese anime creator

Abso Bar Binks was portrayed by Eddie Murphy, who also portrayed Dash Rendar, Xizor, Jarael, Beldorion the Hutt, Greedo, Darth Ducky, Steve Ballmer, Rocky Balboa, Neytiri, Darth Darth, and many, many others.

The name "Misa-Misa" is a portmanteau of "mesa" and "misogynist".