Darth Cha-Cha

Darth Cha-Cha
Darth Cha-Cha is the most powerfullest sith ever. No one knows when or where he was born, nor do they care. Cha-Cha's the one who created the deadly "Skweekee Toy" lightsaber technuiqe.

His life and stuff he did...yeah
His carreer started when he was two years old. On his home planet, he saw some kittens and killed them. Don't ask me why, I have not idea whatsoever. Anyway, his parents thought that it was a little creepy so they sent him to a psychiatrist. But, not any pychiatrist. They sent him to Darth Pychiatrist! Muwhahaha! On Cha-Cha's first appointment, he killed Darth Pychiatrist when he accidentally created his "Skweekee Toy" technuiqe. He then killed some kittens for fun, and escaped. After a couple years of hiding out in the backwaters of the galaxy, Cha-Cha led a campaign against all cat's, kitten's, felines, etc. Anywho, his war against these creatures became known as the Galactic-Ultra-Insanely Bloody-Cat,Kitten,Feline,Ect.-War. This horrible war went on for two thousand years until he met Kitty Witty. The last epic battle of the Galactic-Ultra-Insanely Bloody-Cat,Kitten,Feline,Etc.-War took place in Yo-Mamaopolis, on the small planet of Yomamama. They fought for hours on end until Kitty Witty was triumphant. The End. Yeah, so Cha-Cha is, like, dead now.