Simple Darthipedia:Random Quote nominations

"What kind of Quotes page doesn't have its own quote? Huh? What the hell do I pay you people for?! ANSWER ME!!!"

- Gonk in a fit of rage

This page is for listing quotes that might make good candidates for our eventual "Quote of the Week" mainpage feature. How they will be selected has yet to be worked out; discuss it below. For now, this is just intended as a repository.

Rules

 * Quotes must be funny. Featurably funny. Funnier than a lot of Darthipedia content.
 * Quotes must actually appear somewhere in Darthipedia. IRC quotes are only permissable if they appear in a log that is on Darthipedia (such as that of a Council of Blood).
 * Edit summaries, userpages, and other nontraditional sources are permitted.
 * Quotes that do not link to the page from which they are drawn must be sourced.
 * Don't add quotes that have already been on the main page, see the archive for past quotes of the week
 * New quotes should be added to the "New quotes" section.

Quotes
1. "You have defeated me...this time!"

- Almost every Jedi to a Sith

2. "It was just an alternate ending!"

- Nimrod Anthill at the brink of death after being defeated by Darth Clone because of his crimes of killing Darth Elmo

IRC Quotes
1. 2. "Fucking hell, the article is as long as an average Kaminoan neck."

- Madclaws response to the Kaminoan article

3."Call me Floyd McSexington."

- IFYLOFD on himself.

Quotes
"It's alive! The Gunship is alive! I did it... I name you... Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship."

- Taun Kiwi after "making" the Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship

"You motherfrackin' puppets! I just want some kriffing time to myself in my kriffing can! Every day, you kriffing kids come knocking at my lid and ask me to spell something. Well, I ain't gonna spell crap! Now get the kriff out of here!"

- Darth Oscar, son of Jolee Bindo

"Thats not the Joystick your touching..... :D"

- Taun Kiwi to a Clone Pilot.

"I wonder what this button does..."

- A stupid Jedi seconds before accidentally erasing Kamino from the archives

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of... actually, it was all bad."

- Bao-Dur’s life in a nutshell

"Burl Ives is, like, teh mohtst imhportant pserson in Schtar Whores. He must be ohn teh main paeg!"

- T. S. Maddocks

"Yo Mama is so fat and full of bush that the Wookiee's named their planet after her!"

- Darth Vader to A'Sharad Hett

"Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?"

- Obi-Wan gives voice to every Wookieepedia administrator's secret thoughts upon seeing anons editing Revan.

"Blogs promote unwanted feelings, seriously no one really cares what you're doing every 5 minutes"

- Wedgepwns!!

IRC quotes
"I am Mikk'rif'fleoni. You may call me Kriff. What? Why do Basic-speakers always laugh at that?"

- Darth Culator about Chiss names.