Darth Spongebob

"What the fuck is my sponge doing on the couch?!"

- Darth Vader, realizing his sponge is alive Darth Spongebob is a sponge that Darth Vader used to use to clean his toilet. He usually smells like crap. His special force power is Force rape which, of course. rapes you.

Birth of a Sponge
One day, Darth Vader was chillin' on the Death Star, destroying planets as usual, when he stopped at McDonald's and got a SnackWrap. And, of course, the SnackWrap gave him indigestion. Vader spent about 4 hours, trying to get 10 gallons of diarrhea out of his stomache. When he got out, he was damn well sure he wasn't gonna clean it. So he got a random stromtrooper to clean it up while him and the Emperor went out to screw some whores. About an hour later, the Emperor and Vader returned after getting scammed by a couple of hookers who were just fangirls that wanted to have sex with Palpy and Vader for free. Vader went to the command bridge only to find a 5 inch tall sponge raping stormtroopers. Palpy sensed the force power in him and commanded Vader to train him. Vader was a little bitchy about the raping and stink a first, but later, he learned he could use it to his advantage.