User:DarkXSamus

DarkXSamus is an asshole on planet Earth. Most notably famed for his ascension towards such Wikipedian articles as The Falcon's Malteser. The main reason for DarkXSamus entering Darthipedia is because it senses something dark lurking in the menacing platform of the horizon and therefore it senses that people who burst out laughing for no apparent reason at all are terrible snobs who don't give a damn about what other people feel, similar to Darth Vader when he chokes the Death Star's coordinator. Darth Vader was ultimately the most powerful force in the galaxy, and the Sith suggested that they used him. The Emperor, however, could not stand this, all this intolerance, and he eventually put an end to the whole corruption by simply eliminating the Jedi in Order 66.

I find your lack of Mars Bars disturbing
So said Darth Vader upon discovering that there was in fact something wrong with the Force. Indeed, he felt something which he had not felt since the United States of America came into being. For the fact was that the rebels were just too powerful for the Sith and this is what occurred when the Death Star was immediately incinerated after the entire battle was over. It was just because the Jedi were not exterminated in Order 66, and still they managed to return. But even after the Emperor realized that the Death Star was useless, he immediately changed tack and went for a far superior way of ridding the galaxy of the Jedi - calling up Order 66 once more. The Emperor was also a caffeine addict, as his brother kept on repeating over and over, and as Darth Maul was arrogant as shit, it was no wonder the Emperor failed to appoint him as his new general to distrust the United States. For the Mars Bars were growing by the moment, and there was nothing, as the Sith realized too late, they could do.

A massive disturbance in the Force
An insult to Yoda. Or is that an insult to the Frogs because every Frog is resentful of its size. Unfortunately nobody actually knows anything about the Frogs, otherwise they would not have mentioned it here, in the Ronowars, the Book of the Star Wars Laws and ultimately this is what many Jedi felt in the past few tenses, including Yoda, Obi-Wan and Wormie. Therefore there has been very little the Jedi could've done apart from issuing stupid lines like 'He's my brother,' which abruptly changed the future of the galaxy in the overwhelming showdown in Wiki Wars Episode VI: Return of the Awesome Singers, Writers, Sith, Movie Actors, Gungans, Burritos, and Other Great Stuff.

Fett? Boba Fett? Where?
Notably noted for possessing a dastardly piece of weaponry: a JETPACK! Seriously, he's just so freaking amazing! He can hover and shoot and plus, he's a bounty hunter! What more do you need? Actually, I know. It's something else beyond the main path of socialism. The Sith were socialists, and there was a big ball which blew up all the other balls. Eventually a far wimpier force born of the darkest rituals of the Jedi had also been unleashed upon the Universe. When these two forces clashed, it would unleash a more appropriate force upon the world by [[extending it]].