Juhani

"Bah. Why would you think that I would want to mate with you?"

- Juhani to all men

Juhani, also known as Darth Nuku, was a catgirl Jedi, then Sith, then Jedi again, then Sith, then Jedi again. She was from Taris, and was a lesbian. Yeah, you heard me right. A lesbian. The Jedi Exile would've ad some fun with her, eh?

Early Life
Juhani was born on Taris because the developers at LucasArts were too lazy to think up a different planet. She lived in the Lower City working as a prostitute until the age of 14, when one of her clients turned out to be a Jedi, and took her to Dantooine to be a Jedi, and to provide some action on the side.

Jedi Epic Fail
Unfortunately, Juhani's experiences with the abusive Vandar turned her into a lesbian, and she began a relationship with another Padawan. However, Juhani's girlfriend broke up with her for Ellen DeGeneres, and Juhani turned to the dark side. Afterwards, Juhani sat in a garden for a couple months for some reason, until Revan showed up, PWNed her, and sent her back to the Jedi Council for a time-out. Juhani later joined up with Revan, hoping for some action with that hot Jedi chick.

Galactic "Travels"
Juhani hung out in the Ebon Hawk for a few months after that, because she sucked pretty hard as a character, and because Jolee Bindo and HK-47 took all the PWNing jobs. The Ebon Hawk gang eventually traveled to some weird planet that took me about a week to finally get to, and hung out some more. After Revan eventually PWNed No-Jaw McGee, she got an award from the Republic, even though she really didn't do anything.

Dark Side Again
After Revan abandoned her (with good reason), Juhani, tormented by the fact that she never got any action with Bastila, Juhani turned to the dark side. Again. She went to Korriban, and became a Sith by sleeping with every female Sith, and bribing the male ones. The Sith christened her Darth Nuku, but once again, she didn't do anything, and eventually died of Lyme disease.