Darth Dweb

Darth Dweb, a.k.a Darth Dewbo, Darth Dweberson, and Look, You Got Some Dweb on Your Face, who once the Dork Lord of the Sith (and nobody cares). His planet was located in the inter-galactic park, where it was floating in a lake.

The game
Due to an abundance of nobody cares, the Gods decided to use Darth Dweb's planet in a game of water polo (the planet is now a footnote in the Journal of the Whills because of this). Unfortunately, Kyle Katarn totally PWN3D the planet and sent it into a sand box.

Forgotten life
"You had a father, but I just don't care enough to remember."

- Shmi Skywalker to Anakin Skywalker.

During his time in the big box of sand, Darth Dweb met Shmi Skywalker. Shmi tough she cared about him, so they did you-know-what, and a crybaby with bad acting skills was concieved. However, Shmi quickly and completely lost interest in Darth Dweb, and totally forgot all about him. As a result, Shmi was convinced that Anakin hyad no father.

Afterwards
Nobofy cared enough to know.