Christmas

"Christmas is absolutely amazing times infinity!"

- Janna0, one of our IRC bots

Christmas..... Hmmmm..... it's..... ehhhh... it's a holiday of some sort, I think.... Anyway, most Sith hate Christmas, so after they started to rule the Galaxy it was forbidden. But the Jedi still celebrate it every year. If you celebrate it too you'll know what it't all about, some guy in a red costume will visit your home and give you a few presents, you open them and pretend to like them. After the guy leaves you'll forget about him for another year and then you suddenly remember it's almost Christmas again and it all happens again, the only difference is that you get different presents than last year (at least, that's what you hope for).

The many faces of the guy in the red costume
The guy in the red costume seems to have many different faces, we do not yet know how this is possible, but we are investigating it. These are the different faces we've been able to find so far. NOTE: Add new ones if you find them.

Palpy face
We've already showed you one of the better known faces, the Palpy face. This one looks a lot like Palpatine, who is a Sith Lord, which makes it a bit strange. We've heard many rumors that this is the "real" guy in the red costume, it is said that Palpatine invented Christmas because no one would buy his Christmas stuff. But it didn't work, even after he had invented Christmas there was no one stupid enough to buy his stuff. Palpatine then decided to buy a red costume and start giving the Christmas stuff away. The weird part is that he could also have stopped buying all the Christmas stuff, it is said the he secretly enjoyed making people happy and giving them cool things. This is also why he probably kept his real identity hidden, if the other Sith ever found out they would make fun of him.

Green Frog Face (Yoda?)
This guy in a red costume might be Jedi Grand Master Yoda The Frog, we are not sure if it's him, but he does look a lot like him. A long time a go (when Yoda was still a small frog) The Guy in the Red Costume never visited the Jedi, this could be because he (most likely Palpy) didn't like the Jedi. It is possible that Yoda started to pretend he was The Guy in the Red Costume when he was older because he didn't want the young Jedi to suffer like he had suffered when he was younger. Not being visited by The Guy in the Red Costume can be a very traumatic event. We were never able to confirm all of this.