Template:FA November 2009

The unidentified man in green firing turret, born unidentified fetus inside woman's womb, was born to Yarna daala Gargantuan and Deep Roy on Tatooine. As he came into the world, the unidentified man in green firing turret was instantly catapulted into stardom as holo-papers began featuring him as the "Bantha baby", a twenty-seven pound child given birth to by a six-breasted woman. After several years of constantly being in the spotlight, the "Bantha baby" began getting less and less attention as something much freakier was spawned. The unidentified man in green firing turret entered a deep state of depression.

After living on the streets of Tatooine for a while, the unidentified man in green firing turret devised a plan to win his legion of fans back by going on the Subway diet. Being the genius he was, the unidentified man in green firing turret also found that the more subs he ate, the more weight he lost, naturally. Months later, the unidentified man in green firing turret lost a whoppin' six-hundred and fifty-four pounds. Not long after, the media drew their attention away from Bea Arthur and once more began following the unidentified man in green firing turret, much to his delight. Becoming the Subway spokesman, life was a lot easier. The unidentified man in green firing turret also began his career in acting not long after, earning many awards for his performances. However, the unidentified man in green firing turret's most acclaimed role in "Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi" didn't come until several years later where he cameo'd as an unidentified man in green firing turret. Thousands of fanboys throughout the galaxy rejoiced upon finding the man in such a role, and found his dramatic portrayal the most inspiring part of the film.

However, the unidentified man in green firing turret's success didn't come without failure. After seven long years of marriage, the unidentified man in green firing turret's wife filed for divorce. The unidentified man was devastated, becoming an alcoholic not long after. Because of this, Subway replaced the man with some new guy and roles in films became increasingly hard to find. It was at this point that the unidentified man in green firing turret encouraged his long-time friend, Darth Lucas, to make another film for him to star. Lucas began writing the next addition in the Star Wars for the unidentified man in green firing turret to be in. In this film, the unidentified man in green firing turret was to have the starring role as the Jedi Chosen One. However, as he began writing the movie, Lucas betrayed his friend and instead changed the unidentified man in green firing turret into a bratty kid who's banging a queen, believing it would draw in a much larger crowd. Looking back on this decision, Darth Lucas regrets it no doubt, as a movie about the unidentified man in green firing turret would have definitely been better. Feeling betrayed, the unidentified man in green firing turret left the galaxy in search for something better.

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