Brotherhood of the Bird

Brotherhood of the Bird, also refered to as The Big Bird Communism by the non-believers, was a religion surrounding a holy parakeet only known to his followers as "Big Bird." His prime dictation was to learn how to spell. Other beliefs included singing, dancing and going against Bob Barker's "spay and neuter your pets" teachings.

Rituals
The biggest ritual of the Brotherhood of the Bird was the laying of the egg. In this act, the followers were to watch Big Bird or one of his prophets pop an egg out of his ass. This was considerably hard for the non-bird prophets, like Mr. Hooper.

On the creation of the world
There is no World. There is also no Cabal.

On the end of the world
The end of the non-existing world was believed to be caused in the future by the infamous Dr. Dick-Smith Deez Nuts. This was later proven partly true with the apocolypse.

The afterlife
The afterlife usually wasn't told by Big Bird, rather by prophet, Mr. Hooper.

The prophets of Big Bird
Big Bird had many prophets, including Snuffleupagus, Mr. Hooper and Darth Elmo.

Enemies and demons
"I'll buy you a parakeet!"

- A hunter

The biggest enemy to the Brotherhood was hunters, mainly because they would often try to persuade followers by buying them parakeets as pets. Others included Bob Barker for trying to spay and neuter the followers and Dr. Dick-Smith Deez Nuts.

The apocolypse
The Brotherhood of the Bird was sadly done away with when the apocolypse occured. Many of hunters gathered with Bob Barker and Dr. Deez Nuts to exterminate the followers. The hunters were able to kill off every one of them, while Bob Barker and Dr. Deez Nuts had plans of their own. Capturing Big Bird, Bob Barker strapped him to a table and castrated him violently, as the bird flopped in various directions. His testicles would later go to use as food for the hungry. After the castration, Dr. Deez Nuts killed Big Bird with a lightsaber. His guttings would later help in the creation of Madclaw!, Wookiee Goldberg.