Darth Complainer

Random Person: Help! Help! The building's on fire!!

Darth Complainer: My office's on fire? Do you know how much paperwork I'm going to have to go through now?

Darth Complainer was a whiny Sith Underlord. He won the Inter-Galactic Whining Competition, where he even beat Anakin Skywalker, who came in second. He whined at the simplest Sith tasks and didn't even destroy a planet. I mean, come on, dude, is there any other point of being a Sith?

Darth Complainer trained under Darth Lazy, but he didn't really learn anything because all Lazy wanted to do was sit around and pick his navel. As a result, Darth Complainer had terrible Force Skills. The only abilities he was especially good at was the Force Whine, Force Bawl, and Force-leave-me-alone-I-just-want-to-complain. He was a formidable sluaghterer of people whenever he was in his whining frenzy, which was most of the time.