HoloNet

The HoloNet was a galaxywide network. It was mostly used to distribute Porn. Although some miserable wretches insist, that the HoloNet ist for Communication, HoloNet News, or similar useless stuff.

History
In the older days of the Galactic Republic the HoloNet was used only by a small amount of people for holo conferencing. Although historians do believe, that thos conferences were only transmissions of people sharing their relations with each other in a very intimate way. At some point, the Jedi startet distributing nude pictures of, the usage of the HoloNet sprang like bloddy hell. Fortunately the republic started falling apart, because all the soldiers, were distracted by those pictures, so that the great evil Sith Empire was at least able to kill them all. After they established their Galactic Empire, they became the gread no-longer-evil, good and just Sith. George "Impotent" Lucas wanted Wormie to kill the happy Sith rule thingy, but Wormie also had a HoloNet access and so he started playing Yard of Yoda and never went to look for R2-D2 and all this nonsense story. Still being in his basement, he was at the moisture farm during the imperial pacification of his bastard family.