Fred Flintstone

"Baaarney!"

- Fred Flintstone on multiple occasions

Fred Flintstone was a Jedi Master of Neanderthal persuasion. While in his mid forties, he fled his homeworld so as to escape creditors. He later joined the Jedi and became a socialist. His henchman was a squat ogre named Barney. His later life was spent training students in the art of confidence tricksters.