The Books of Lucas

One little known fact about the Great Darth Lucas is that he was born in China. Most of his works, including the great Star Wars, chronicling the rise of Darth Vader and the glory days of Palpy are all translated from his original manuscripts written in Chinese (Mandalorin). Collectively these works are known as the Books of Lucas (Books of Look-ass, original Mandalorin) and have been lost for ages, leaving only translated works and scientific hypothesis to fill in the gaps of our galaxies saga. Recently one of the books, The Third Book of Lucas: The Backstroke of the West has surfaced on the Holo-net finally telling us what the Great Siths and Dumbass Jedis of yore were trully like. Choice excerpts can be perused here and the entire book can be accessed here.