Crotch Lazer

The Crotch Lazer is a deadly weapon that is inserted into a victims ass. When it is in there fully, the weapon will allow the victim to shoot lazers from his crotch whenever having and orgasm. The crotch lazer is only usable while watching hawt porn, jacking off, or performing sexual activity.

People who use the crotch lazer

 * Droidz Team
 * Han Solo
 * Luke Skywalker
 * Lando Calrissian
 * Darth Vader
 * Galactic Empire
 * Emperor
 * Emperor's Royal Guard
 * Jedi
 * Oh f*ck this list! Everybody that's a male!