T'ra Saa

"What are you looking at, peckerwood?"

- T'ra Saa

T'ra Saa was a female Jedi who was a tree, er, Entwife, er, Neti. She proved once and for all that trees could have boobs. She was centuries old, of course. Her tree rings indicated she was at least 300 years old.

T'ra Saa joined up with Quinlan Vos and Vilmarh Grahrk to fight some Anzati or something. I don't know. I never read the comic. Presumably she defeated them by leading them into Fangorn Forest. She fell in love with a creepy Human Jedi named Tholme, who was another one of those recurring characters in Quinlan Vos's life. She fought in and survived the Battle of Geonosis. Hey, you don't remember seeing her there? Well, the magic of retcon says she was, and the camera just kept missing her.

Naturally, she survived Order 66... I mean, hell, anybody who wasn't specifically shown getting pumped full of blaster holes must have survived, right? Ugh. She fled to Kashyyyk and met up with Quinlan and Tholme, both of whom, of course, also survived.

Then she showed up again in the far future Legacy times to help Cade Skywalker. Nobody tried killing her over the intervening decades because, strictly speaking, she was considered old-growth forest and couldn't be killed without a permit from the Imperial Environmental Protection Agency, which would likely be contested in court for years thanks to the Imperial Sierra Club. Her last act was to help Cade by performing battle meditation that helped him escape something or other. I don't know. I never read the comic. Darth Krayt finally took her out by ramming a spaceship thingy into the temple she was hiding in. And that is basically why no one can find the Entwives anymore.