Darth Never-Sends-Thank-You-Cards

Darth Never-Sends-You-Thank-You-Cards was a Sith mega overlord during the rule of Darth Darth Binks. Early in his life he was scorned by the asses that work at the Hallmark store. As a result. he never sent Thank-You Cards to people in an effort to sabotage Hallmark. Darth Darth Binks respected him for that until Darth Never-Sends-You-Thank-You-Cards didn't thank him for destroying the Hallmark Company (even though he couldn't since Hallmark was destroyed. For that Binks exiled Darth Never-Sends-You-Thank-You-Cards to Earth.

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