User:Supergeeky1/Workshop2

27 August, 2024 Coruscant - As the final days of the Clone Wars near an end, a shocking blow to the senate has risen as Senator Orn Free Taa (shown right) was arrested six days ago at a spaceport near Coruscant, charged with "locomotive-organ-tapping."

While full details were not released at the time, the senate was glad to release more information out of embarrassment over the course of several days, hoping to shut us up already. But that will never happen, of course. About the arrest, the senate had this to say:

Orny Orn sucks... literally.

The following day, the senator stood in front of a crowd of hundreds next to his slave Twi'leks as he responded to the bashing:

I did not gerfuffle that man's gigglestick. I wanted to, though. However, I must defend the fact that I was just curious. I am going through a phase in my life where I want to try new things. You know, like when you're in college. Everyone here has had a roommate of the same gender you wanted to sleep with. And don't you deny it either! Still, I am not homosexual. Not saying I haven't thought about it. I've seen quite a few of those little midget guys - what are they called? - Oompa Loompas, right, right, right. I've seen quite a few of those guys I wouldn't mind, heheh, you know... As I look back at the situation, had I done thongs differently, I... What? Did I just 'thongs'? Ah, dammit.

The teary-eyed man then walked off the stage, returning back to his transport vessel where he was greeted by an unknown bald man in a metal bikini. The pair then left the press-conference as the senator flipped everyone the bird on the way out.

As we anticipated more details on the subject, our detectives uncovered further information about the past of Taa. Not only has the senator been arrested numerous times in the past prior to this, it is believed that he got out of said arrests by offering "special services" to the officials. In an interview with Yipee!, we asked one of Taa's many male "servants" why he "serves" the man. The "servant" responded with the following:

Hey, man! How dare you ask me that! This is my life! I can do whatever the hell I want to do! It's my life! It's now or never, man! 'Cause I ain't gonna live forever! I just want to live while I'm alive, dude! My heart is like an open highway. And like Frankie said, I did it my way. I just wanna live while I'm alive! 'Cause it's my life! Once you go Twi'lek, you never go b-b... beck.

We are still unsure who this Frankie is he speaks of, though we have little doubt that it is in fact one of the senator's "servants". For now, it remains unclear what Senator Orn Free Taa's fate in the senate will be.

Yipee! reporter supergeeky1.