Whinny Bitch Club

The Whinny Bitch Club was created thousands of years ago, and came every now and then. It is filled with people who are exactly as the club is named. Or they are just idiots, cryers, and whiners. There were many famous members, but its creator was known for his emo lifestyle and depression. So, who created it? Take a guess.

Biographical Information
Many thousands of years ago, Carth Onasi became a whimpering idiot who cried at the mention of his wife, and thus created the Whinny Bitch Club. Carth was one of the few in the club, following the club's name to his death. Thankfully, he shot himself, and spared us all 15 years of his moaning and the club faded away until this Bitch came along. I doubt his mother even loved him he was so bitchy. For a while he was the only member, until he train No Soup-a With-a Buffet. They made the Bitch Duo. Howeverm No Soup-a With-a Buffet died in that kiddy show in a horrible way. After that, nobody joined the Whinny Bitch Club. However, Anakin Skywalker remained a Bitch for the rest of his days. One famous moment of the bitch club was when Skywalker killed Count Dookie over a milky way bar. And thankfully we all got spared of Skywalker's bitchiness when he got burned. Did he turn into the pimp known as Darth Vader? the world may never know...

Then Wormy took skywalker's place as the emo leader. And even a whiny robot joined. TheNew Republic of Bitches brough a glory to the club, and it prospered with so many emo people. Carth and Whiny must be proud! Eventually Darth Lucas brought the New Republic down, and the Whiny bitch club disappeared. And that is when God said. "ENOUGH WITH THESE FUCKING BITCHES! COME ON! GIVE ME SOME PIMPS LIKE MACE WINDU! but then Darth Emo's ghost appeared. He recruited so many emos, and resurrected Carth and "Cry me a river" to bring the Revenge of the Bitches upon all. Everybody was depressed, they were attacked by Emo people. EMO PEOPLE! The galaxy entered a Dark Age, Emo people were running through the streets, and the Whinny Bitch Club was the supreme force in the galaxy. Thankfully, to save us all from a gruesome death by Emoism, George Lucas and God brought Mace Windu back, so he could get his revenge. Mace Windu was the club's down fall. Darth Emo died, Bitch went to hell, all of the emo people were replaced by pimps, and the galaxy was back in order and everybody was happy. And God said "Let there be a time of pimps and prosperity." And that was the end of the Whinny Bitch Club

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