Tira

"Thish plashe ish one big nashty mindfuck..."

- Herbert the Pervert

Tira was the Sith apprentice of Darth Nightmare, and a bipolar, bisexual teenage sex offender and prostitute (who was nonetheless cute and sexy). She later became the master of Darth Gollum.

One of Tira's favorite places was Voldoland, where she worked for a while before getting a new job as Lord Nightmare's servant.

Like Starscream, Tira suffered from a terrible voice that destroyed any planets that could pick up the sound waves coming from her throat.

Early life
Tira was born in Darth Barney's Hugs and Kisses Sweet Smiles Bawdyhouse, where pedophiles such as Barney himself paid her and other children to do it with them ; due to her insufficient age for handling money, all the proceeds went to Lord Barney instead. Tira loved the prostitute life from day one; however, she was nowhere near as popular as rival prostitute Ivy was when she was Tira's age.

At age 13, Tira was removed from Barney's bawdyhouse by Imperial personnel, and taken to the Death Star, where Darth Vader attempted to civilize her and train her as a Sith apprentice. However, after one day, Vader realized he couldn't stand her voice, and sent her to a faraway planet. There, Tira met Sophitia Alexandra and raped her, much to Sophitia's amusement.

List of people raped by Tira

 * Ahsoka Tano
 * Mudflap
 * Skids
 * Sophitia Alexandra
 * Cassandra Alexandra
 * Many Younglings
 * Bart Simpson
 * Darth Cartman
 * Mikaela Bane
 * Talim
 * Darth Gollum
 * The one thing in the universe that can scare Darth Vader (eventually married)

Notice how they're all either girls, little kids or disturbing things?

Appearances

 * Soulcalibur IV: Super Ultra Battle Duel Fight Legend of Soul Calibur Ultra Final Battle Duel Fight!!