Summary of Bothan Spynet operations

Summary of Bothan Spynet operations, 1ABY to 36 ABY, condensed.

We must obtain the plans to the Death Star.

We will bring them to you at any cost, Senator.

''Fuck fuck fuck son of a bitch! Our cover's blown! Take the plans! Fuck fuck fuck!''

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Well worth it.

We must obtain the plans to the second Death Star.

Oy. Well, you gotta do what you gotta do.

''Fuck fuck not again motherfucker shit son of a bitch! We got the plans again! FUCK!!!''

Many Bothan died to bring us this information.



Now find out Grand Admiral Thrawn's plans.

FUCK!

Many Bothans died and so on and so forth. Now we must know the Yuuzhan Vong's next target.

Motherfucking piece of shit!!!

Many Bothans blah blah blah. Go find out what's on TV tonight.

Cocksucking shitkicker!!!

That's it. Come with us, Senator. We need to have a little talk.

What? But you – unhand me! This is outrageous!

Um, ma'am? The New Republic military advisory committee is meeting, and... ma'am? You look different.

Who, me? Nonsense. I was just drawing up a plan to deal with the Dark Nest. Many humans may die before we learn more.

