What are Self-help guides?

What are Self-help guides? was a self-help guide written by a very smart guy who knew there were people in the galaxy that did not know what Self-help guides, like Destroying Planets for Dummies, were. The book describes what Self-help guides are and why they exist.

If you do not know what a Self-help guide is, you should buy the book and read it. Only 5 people bought this book, all of them died when a planet was destroyed.

chapter 1: What is a Self-help guide?
If the title of this chapter confuses you, you should buy the book and read chapter 2.

Chapter 2: What is Chapter one?
If the title of this chapter confuses you, you should buy the book and read chapter 3.

Chapter 3: What is Chapter two?
If the title of this chapter confuses you, you are really hopeless and you should buy the book and use it to fly to a planet that is about to be destroyed.

Chapter 4: Why do Self-help guides exist
This chapter explains the reason for the existence of Self-help guides.

Chapter 5: Why this book is stupid
This chapter reveals that the book was not written by a very smart guy but that is was actually writen by kermit.