Darth Oengus the Mad Scottish Space Pirate of Kirkdale Peninsula

"Ha' ye nowt ken o' aul' Oengus th' braw bairn-aeter an' gi' wi' th' braeken?"

- Darth Oengus

Weel noo! Darth Oengus the Mad Scottish Space Pirate of Kirkdale Peninsula tis gran' aul hooshie doot summat an' lass. Braw swankee 'e soo hi' butties. Nor tha sees nowt un' wee, woulta? Weila weila walia! Them ain't noo an' coom wi' us till Oengus daed wi' faither an' lass. Aye, tak' ma woot! Th' Sith 'cause nor t' sowl!