Cassus Fett the Lesser

Cassus Fett the Lesser
Cassus Fett the Lesser was a Loser on a grand scale. He was a cheese grater who really wanted to be a Cassus Fett so he could be an ancestor of the Boba Fett] to come. He wasn't very good at being a Cassus Fett. Happily, he met his demise when he tripped on the [[Grand Army of the Banana Peels while leaving a biker bar. He fell into his Giant Cheese Grater and you really don't want to know what happened. This was the only success of the Grand Army of the Banana Peels.

Thus Ends the Epic Tale of Cassus Fett the Lesser, who was really a loser and wasn't even a Lesser.