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Darth Nerd, born Flappy Skywalker, was the supreme overlord of the Gates Galaxy and the nerdiest Sith Mega-Super-Overlord to ever face the galaxy. Flappy Skywalker was born the son of Darth Bill Gates and Shmi Skywalker along with his brother Anakin Skywalker. For four years after birth, Flappy had been building something up inside of him only forty-seven percent less powerful than God himself. The Force grew strong in him. While visiting at the local Burrito King one day with his family, the power erupted from him upon eating the ultimate burrito. Dozens of innocent people just barely escaped the food establishment with their lives. Unfortunately, Flappy's father was not one of them. Darth Bill lay dead as Shmi, Flappy and Anakin watch local law-enforcement scrape Darth Bill off the french fry-encrusted floors of the fast-food place.

The next day, while Shmi was attending her late husband's funeral, Anakin and Flappy engaged in a fight back at their house until Flappy decided to leave. While trying to leave, Anakin rudely pushed his brother out of the window where he was caught by several Happy Pony Lovers who tried to bring the boy back to their hideout. Flappy, however, escaped their wrath and lived in a speeder bike for the next twenty-three years to come.

After venturing out after his twenty-three year disappearance, Flappy began journeying Tatooine, searching for a way home. As night came, Flappy ran into a cave where he rested for the night until finding the corpses of the now dead Happy Pony Lovers in the cave. Suddenly, an angry Jawa jumped out and kidnapped the man. The angry Jawa turned out to be none other than the ferocious Darth Jawa, a Master Juicer. Jawa attempted to juice the nerd, only to be juiced himself. The extremely pissed Flappy transformed into his highly evil counterpart, Darth Nerd. Having no-where else to turn, Darth Nerd traveled to the Microsoft System, picking up an entourage on the way, and dominating the system as his father had done years before. After several "exciting" adventures with his posse, including one about the show preview button, Lord Nerd found himself in an assassination attempt, as his now Jedi brother Anakin had become a Jedi Knight. Barely escaping the assassination attempt, Darth Nerd hunted his brother down and engaged in a massive duel with him. After defeating Anakin (though not killing him, just making him whiney), Darth Nerd found the ghost of his father who told his son to journey into superstardom.

After failing that dumb superstardom idea, Darth Nerd decided to settle down and get married to the love of his live; his computer. After going through a hellish wedding, Darth Nerd died when his wife malfunctioned and crashed the ship into a sun on the way home. Lord Nerd became one with the Force.