Conversation of Isard and Gage

Conversation overheard in an Imperial ballroom between Ysanne Isard and a young Imperial captain.

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What an enchanting woman. I simply must meet her.

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Pardon me, madam. I observed you from across the room and couldn't help&mdash;

Yes?

AH! I mean, that is, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else.

Oh. Very well, then.

I... wait. My apologies for screaming just now. It's just that I was about to introduce myself. I'm Captain Gage, and I&mdash;

My name is Isard. Ysanne Isard.

By the Emperor's black bones! I'm sorry, I really must be going.

Is there a problem?

No, nothing! Nothing at all! By the Maker, she's a two-face...

Why is it none of the eligible men I meet stay around? I'm so lonely.

Well, guess it's back to the lesbian bars for me.