Rick James

Rick James was the lead singer of the Max Reebo band.

After years of preforming in 2 credit theaters, he wrote his critticaly aclaimed instant classic song called superfrog ( inspired by Yaddle )

This gave him a new found wealth and he travelled the galaxy for some years.

However fame came at a high cost since Rick got a massive addiction to illegal substances like Spice and Deathsticks.

He took amounts so lethal that they would destroy a planet but it would have little effect on him.

Sith lords Jedi masters and scientists all searched for the source of his incredible stamina and after years they found out that it was the infamous Rick James Mojo that kept him going.

His Mojo was so powerfull that he had a threesome with Aayla Secura and Darth Talon (thats right Fanboys eat your sorry hearts out!)

After this event He hired Piglett and HK-47 to kill Darth Talon so no one would ever have simultainious relations with these two Twi-lek girls ever again!

HK-47: The red female meatbag is now terminated

Rick James: Cold-looded!!

Darth Talon: ''W'w'why??

Rick James:''I'm Rick James bith, show me your breasts, hahaha"

And that is what Darth Talon did just before the final breath left her slain body.