Inflatable forklift

An inflatable forklift was a magical device uncovered by the ancient geeks of Yo-Mamaopolis. The device was believed to have been an alternative to planet destruction. But who were those idiots kidding? Nothing beats a good laser to the ol' noggin. However, an Inflatable Forklift Committee was later established to make use of this "powerful" weapon. Known practitioners of the sport "inflatable forklift dropping on the head" included Jemima Butterworth's mother, Darth Sorrow, Darth Animal and T. S. Maddocks.