Aunt Jemima Butterworth’s Syrup Emporium

Aunt Jemima Butterworth's Syrup Emporium was the official business of Jemima Butterworth. Given as a gift to her by her "boyfriend" Darth Pillsbury, the syrup emporium lasted an impressive two years before Jemima Flow-walked and killed her mother, thus killing herself before she was ever born. Just go read the goddamn article on Jemima Butterworth so I don't have to explain that to you again. My brain hurts from trying to understand it, myself.