Halfhead

"It's your lucky day! For half price, these regrowable limbs, just for you! Don't miss this great opportunity to get some today!"

- Halfhead to Darth Vader

Halfhead was one of the may weird folk of Jedha. She once had an accident with a borrowed Lightsaber and got a metal upper head. She would often prank call the Galactic Empire and offer half off deals. The empire used this to decide that Jedha would be the place they would PWN with the Death Star I. She threw her metal kettle at passing Stormtroopers when they arrived in the Holy City. At some point, she had Relations with blind monk Chirrut Imwe.

She even sent a half off deal to Darth Vader once. She was sending a half off deal to Tarkin when Krennic had the Death Star fire on the city. She was instantly killed in the Holy city's destruction and Tarkin never got his life insurance.

Trivia
Halfhead is not actually her name. It's just made up for fun.