September 11, 2002

September 11, 2002 was yet another horrible day for the people of Earth, following the previous disaster in 2001.

On this day, Darth Vader ordered a bunch of Stormtroopers to get into some planes or TIE fighters and head down to Earth to bring pain and agony.

Meanwhile, the government had just constructed the largest Jenga towers ever, honored by millions.

Later that day, the Stormtroopers drove down to Earth while drunk driving. Originally, they were going to destroy the white house, but since they were drunk driving, they accidentally crashed into the twin jenga towers, wasting 90 dollars worth of Jenga blocks!

The towers immediately tipped over, ruining the game of Jenga for the world. Near by buildings were also damaged and millions of people got ouchies, but all everyone cared about was that the two largest structures in the world now looked like shit.

Clean Up Time
Millions of children were forced into clean up time shortly after the terrible incidents. It was the biggest clean up time of the year, and also the longest span of a Clean Up Time song musical.

Meanwhile, back at the death star, the stormtroopers were giving each other high fives.