Flying Spaghetti Monster

Flying Spaghetti Monster, also known as The One And Only, The Thing, True Dinner Dish, or just The POWAAAAAAH!!!, is the only Mysterious Being in existence that had been scientifically proven to exist. It reserves the right to devour all Force-users who attempt to use the wrong Side of the Force, whichever it is. As the only truly sentient being in the Galaxy, it is known to be absolutely omnipotent. Those who eat the Spaghetti never hunger, and those who hunger don't know the Spaghetti. It sustains the balance in the Galaxy and among the Sith.

So be careful, otherwise It will find you, and It will end you... Duh.