Heaven's Fork

"If you believe in the F*rk, and you are pure of heart, we might not kill you."

- Joe McFork, shortly before getting killed.

The Heaven's Fork was a murderous cult formed in 29 BBY, formed by Joe McFork. McFork, real name Chris Feinstein, formed the cult as a way to get beer money. Him and his friend, Count Forkula, formed the cult based on belief that the almighty F*rk would bring them riches and treasure once the Heaven's Fork killed all the non-believers in the galaxy. McFork was able to get a small group of followers throuh subliminal messaging on a BowFlex infomercial, and the group put their plans into action. The group attacked a Dunkin' Donuts on Coruscant, and held the customers hostage, demanding to speak to Darth Darth Binks. Binks then destroyed the Dunkin' Donuts, killing everyone inside. The End.