Elvis

"You ain't nothing but a womp rat!"

- One of the most famous lines from Elvis' song, Womp Rat

Elvis Graham Solo know as The King, Grammy, The King of Grammy's, the other Solo, Han's bro, or just Elvis was born on the planet Memphis in the Corellian Sector. He was seperated at birth from his more famous brother, Han. Elvis was given to a group of nuns to be raised by, while his brother became a worker at young age. The nuns discovered he had an amazing singing voice after realizing he sucked at everything else in life. They helped him develop his singing voice and they created a band, Grammy and the Nuns. It fell through, unsuprisingly, and Elvis realized he would not become famous with the nuns dragging him down. He left his first band and formed a second, Princes of Rock.

Creating the Band
Elvis recruited Kermit, Darth Whats-his-face, and Anakin for his band, Princes of Rock. Kermit on lead gutair, Whogivesashit on bass, and Anakin on drums, while Elvis was on piano and lead vocals. Of course this was all wrong because Elvis played gutair and Kermit played piano, while Anakin played bass and Uh-you-know-who-I'm-talking-about... played drums. This caused the end of the bands short lived fame.

Ending it
The band started falling apart when Anakin wanted to be lead vocals, even though Elvis was better. Then Elvis started having air-gutair solos even though he was on piano. Kermit tried to play his gutair with his teeth and Aww-fuck-it-I-can't-remember-his-name felt he wasn't appreciated. Anakin left for the Vongets, another band, Kermit ended up in the hospital with third-degree burns on his tounge, and You-know-who-I'm-talking-about left for his mother. It was the beginning of Elvis' solo career.

Solo Artist
Elvis began his very popular solo career with songs such as "Womp Rat" and his own version of the "Ewok Gangsta Rap". He entertained at Jabba's Palace, the Emperor's palace, the palace of the Gamoreean Queen, and at many fancy establishments across the galaxy. Then he was approached by one of Darth Kong's underlings, Ashole Tano. Ashole wanted Elvis to entertain the troops aboard the planet destroying superweapon, Skull Station. Elvis agreed and boarded the space station the next week.