Stromtrooper

Stromtroopers were the elite soldiers commanded by Darth Nixon and (to a gradually decreasing extent) Darth Boner during the Galactic War of Northern Aggression. Highly trained in battlefield tactics, political manipulation, and groping, stromtroopers were noteworthy for their longevity&mdash;each trooper was genetically programmed to never die of natural causes, though they aged naturally. Every stromtrooper possessed a well-concealed phylactery, guarded by armies of petticoat-clad damsels and Marilyn Monroe impersonators.