Sophitia Alexandra

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The daughter of Darth Baker and Guri, Sophitia Alexandra worked at her family bakery until she tried to be a Jedi, failed, and became a Sith again. She lives in Athens, has blonde hair, green eyes and pale white skin, and brings hotness to a whole new level, just like her mother. She has always treasured her country's culture, and has mostly defected to the Sith Order due to her worship of Hephaestus, a false deity that is NOT the true God.

After being tricked by Yoda that she had been sent to destroy the Evil Sword of Doom!!!!!, Soul Edge, Sophitia went and destroyed it, and destroyed it again, until finally her father, with the help of Tira, convinced her to give up and just rejoin the Sith again. After this happened, she became good friends with Darth Vader and his apprentice Darth Secret, but not more than that because God arranged her marriage with the giant transforming droid loser Rothitron due to his anger.

Appearances
Soulcalibur IV: Super Ultra Battle Duel Fight Legend of Soul Calibur Ultra Final Battle Duel Fight!! (one of the few non-gay characters)