User talk:PadmePortman

Allo', How good for you to be seeing me!!


''Greetings! I am being Vilmarh Grahrk, your new hero. Welcome to Darthipedia, the Star Wars Humor Wikis. Is lot to do around here, cost you only little monies so is hope you'll stay with them and make many more wastes of space improvements.''


 * Recent changes -Is great first stop, because you can spy what other beings are scheming right this minute, and maybe you help. Or get help, if you are weak and vulnerable, if you are then Villie help you trust me, you can trust Villie hokay.


 * Questions? -Villie know nothing hokay, wasn't Villie, was someone that looked like Villie, Villie was somewhere else that time. Better ask at the Supplication Pits or on the "discussion" page associated with articles, or put message on this talk page! Of course, this not mean he cares. maybe him make fun of you for reaching out.  Is really risky move, to be fair.


 * Need help? - So? Everyone needs help. Help cost monies ...No really, why should Villie care?  Go check out Community Portal, It has outline of the site, and pages to make help you learn how to edit.  You still don't know? Hokay, check out this forum for pointers. If that frightens you, try this one. (muttering) Murglark... Oh, was that out loud?


 * Laws -Bah, here has lot of laws, see them in here Villie study them hard, to see for way around them. You wan't to know? Hokay, is gonna cost you of course.

The Sithies been looking forward for your arrival. Now you go down the Darth path; forever will it dominate your destiny. Unless you pay Villie to get you out, is not cheap of course you understand Be seeing you!

Hey Master Gump,Villie go now hokay? Done his part and Sithies now forget about Yum Yum incident.