Galaxy Gun

"Lissen, y'know what we need? Lissen, lissen, okay. Y'know, a blaster blasts stuff, but it's small, y'see? And a blaster rifle is bigger, an', an', an' it blasts bigger stuff. An' a turbolaser blasts bigger stuff, an', an' a turbolaser cannon blasts really, really big stuff. We need to make a really big gun. Like, a million kerjillion miles long." [downs a whiskey] "Ah, who'm I kiddin'? That's another thing I'm never really gonna do."

- Emperor Palpatine, rambling at a local cantina

The Galaxy Gun was the world's biggest gun. It was five times the length of a Star Destroyer and could blow up planets. The design was chosen over a giant bow and arrow, a giant catapult, and a giant penis.

It was commissioned by Palpatine, who had gone a little crazy after dying and being reincarnated into a clone body. He used it to blow up a bunch of planets that didn't really matter in the long run. R2-D2 blew up the Galaxy Gun by crashing a Super Star Destroyer into it.