Mickey Mouse

"Yes this is the Disneyland castle and we have many tapistries. But if you are a Scottish Lord then HOT DAWG!"

- Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse was a butler who owned Disneyland. He was a really famous cartoon character and was rivals with SpongeBob Squarepants in college.

Making fun of the Scottish
His end came when Indiana Jones and some hot Nazi chick named Elsa (P.S. I would tap that) broke into Disneyland to view the tapistries. He insulted the guests and Indy slugged him.

Behind the Scenes
The Butler had a cousin named Jesse Owens who also made fun of Indy for being an English Lord.