The Grinch

The Grinch was an evil derranged walking-carpet that tried, among other things to steal Life Day.

Early Life
Born with a skin condition that turned him green this little wookiee spent most of his life scorned and maltreated by the ignorant walking carpets around him. At teenage he chose permanent exile over the jeers of his peers and found a cave on top of a hill where he would spend most of his time moping around and nursing the deepest grudge against wookiees and anything hairy and even against life in general. It was during his many nights alone talking to a tame flea he had found in his fur, that he hatched an evil scheme to reek havoc on wookiee-kind.

Life Day
You see the wookies were like hippies, hairy unkempt and largley bohemian in their ways, only they had certain more occult aspects of culture. Every year or so for some time(we still don't know when) the wookiees would gather in great hordes and feast inside a star on banthas and other undigestible beings in a disgusting celebration of wuss-jedi feelings like love and life and compassion. So, like any unbelievably awesome being should, the Grinch decided to rain on their parade. Mwahahaha!

Plan to Steal Life Day
His plan was simple(especially cause he had a congenital defect that made his heart-responsible for polluting wookiees with wussy emotion enhancing hormones-was severely underdeveloped). While all the Walking carpets of Kashyyk slept, this masterfully malevolent dude would go to everyones house and steal all of their weaponry rendering them helpless. He would then call all of the Jedi in the Galaxy over to partake in the feast. Then he would call all the ewoks and everything else remotely cuddly or hairy. And then when at long last they all assembled together to enjoy..ugh..Life Day, he would [destroy you planet|destroy the whole planet]!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Preparation
In preparation for his evil scheme the grinch flew all over the Galaxy, from Tatooine to coruscant, from Kamino to Mustafar, from Hoth to Leia's bedroom, and gathered every device of evil torture and destruction he could find! He commisioned hordes of droid warriors and clones of all shape and colours(trends to be followed closely by later criminal masterminds) and built one big honkin' son-of-a-Wampa space ship to house 'em all. And he ordered a million trillion bazillion tonnes of pine scented air freshner to keep em all crisp and fresh and ready for the big day(and also to hide the smell, cause he neglected to build a state-of-the-Force latrine system) Now he was ready for Life Day Eve!

Life Day Eve
In his last act before the amzing assault on all of goodness and life, the Evil Grinch set about ridding every wookiee house of any gadgets they had. The wookiees, long known for their special relations with Frogs and trees, had no defences against anything green, so they did not detect the Grinch, until at long last, the Grinch was ready for his assault.

The Life Day Massacre
As the wookiees awoke on Life Day they were met with a chill as the monstrous silouhette of the grinches forces loomed over the Kashyykan skies, blotting out the sun for what seemed to be the final time. Helpless wookiee warriors reached for their blasters only to find them gone relplaced by notes from the Grinch saying,"Who's laughin now suckers? Hahahaha!" The Grinch was about to wreak tremendous havoc when he was met with one minor tactial blunder. While the wookiees could not detect him, the Jedi sensed a disturbance in the force(turns out his hair was green because of cligin midi-chlorians) and were there to meet him in full force. Enraged the Grinch turned his countelss minions upon the Jedi and the other scum that aided them and thus began one of the bloodiest battles the galaxy had ever known...

Lasers to the left of them! Blasters in front of them! Pulse cannons all round them volleyed and thundered as the Jedi forces were steadily crushed and soon only lone Jedi with lightsabers twirling were left on the battle field surrounding the populace of kashyyyk, as their only remaining line of defence. A much pleased Grinch stepped out into the open barehanded and offered to kill the jedi on his own, with his bare hands. But just as they stepped forward, the Grinch stepped back, laughed heartily as he cried:"I lied! So sue me!" And commanded his innumerable legions to come down on the Jedi with totality.

And It All Goes Downhill From Here
But then, suddenly some wookiee child jumped out into the open and wrapped itself around the Grinches leg. The Grinch looked at the child and said,"What child? Know you no fear?" And the kid said, "Screw that, you have got to be just the most bad-assed goddam awesome wookiee ever, I'm dyeing my hair green tonight!" The Grinch, taken wholly aback, began to feel things he was hitherto unaccustomed to feeling: acceptance, appreciation, the adoration of a horde of loving fans. A smile grew across his face, and suddenly, just like that he commands all his forces to stop. Then he has his whole army dismattled and demobbed, undergoes hormone treatment for his heart(they say it grew two sizes) and soon enough, he's become a respected and well-adjusted member of the community.

And to think we were about to make him a Darth for sheer awesomeness. What a jerk.