WTF BOOM!?!!!

WTF Boom!?!!! was a Jedi propaganda movie dramatized to make the Sith seem like evil internationl conspirators who didn't want the public knowing the truth. It starred a man as its main protagonist, who had always had panic attacks from worrying that the world would end when Plonk came back in 2012, finally was given a YouTube video to watch by some crazy person and then the guy was convinced his evidence was real, despite it not being evidence at all. Then he drives all the way back to California to warn his family of the impending danger and doom the 10.9 will thrust upon them at the hour of destruction - 8 a.m. exactly - whose day and hour no-one knows', which happens at precisely 8 in the morning as the quake hits the city and sinks the south part into the sea.

WTF BOOM!?!!!



Then the guy who's on the verge of a panic attack from always worrying about the Apocalypse sails to Las Vegas, "nowhere will ye find a greater place of scum and villainly" and then to the Yellowstone Caldera at 12 noon precisely, just as it is about to erupt. He talks to the crazy guy rambling about how he should've listened to him, he was right, y'know, before the peak has had enough of them rambling at each other and blows its top.