Dark Lord



"Dark Lords of the Sith? Nasty fellows. I would know, I am a perverted one of their order myself.  YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- Darth Maul

Dark Lords of the Sith, AKA Dark Lords, were Sith who were what Sith are supposed to be. Any Sith is classified as a Dark Lord when he destroys at least one planet, when he becomes slightly perverted or hugely awesome, or when he becomes crazy enough to not care about blowing up a Death Star with like a billion people in it that really don't have a clue about what the Galactic Empire is really about. Since all Dark Lords had done one or more of these things during their lifetime, all Sith were Dark Lords of the Sith, kind of taking away from the specialty of the title. Dark Lords of the Sith had many better fuckin' Force powers than the much more lame than perverted Jedi Knights, like Force Penis-Lightning and Force Cry-Me-a-River. Some favorite sayings of Dark Lords such as Darth Vader include "destroy your planet" and "for now". Some favorite pastimes of Dark Lords included drinking, destroying your planet, and saying and doing just plain mean stuff. Dark Lords created many Empires, including the Galactic Empire (what an original and inspiring name for all losers in the galaxy).

"How well put together is the Dark Lord organization? It's not put together at all. We're all kind of freeroamers who do bad stuff when we feel like it.  For starters, this morning I felt like raping that awesome chick with a knack for accesories, so I caught up with their starship and this weird Qui-Gon guy was standing in-between us, so I fought him, my first bad deed of that day.  He got away, but as I stood there watching their starship fly away, I thought how fun it would be to have that guy in bed with me.  So no, no order whatsoever, so why don't you just go look up on Darthipedia.  Now leave me alone, rabid interviewer, I've got a death stick to finish."

- Darth Maul

Such interviews like this fateful one with the elusive pervert Darth Maul have shed much insight into the makings of the Order of the Dark Lords of the Sith of Evil of Coolness of Awesomeness, but the details are so very perverted and Force power/lightsaber action-packed that we cannot release all the gory details of their rise.