Darth Revan

Darth Revan was an awesome not female Sith Lord.

Biography
Born on Tatooine, like everyone else, Revan met a young fellow named Malak and became friedns with him. The two attended the Jedi Academy together, but, finding it lame, they left after wiping the floor with the Mandalorians during the great war that the cowardous Jedi refused to enter. He explored the outer reaches of the galaxy, and decided that the Sith were much cooler. And so he became a Sith, and beat up the great cry-baby Malak until he decided to become one too. Revan then decided to it would be fun to be a galactic ruler dude. Malak then suggested that he rule the galaxy. Revan loved this idea and claimed it for his own, telling Malak that "it was my idea, not yours". The two flew around for a while until a drunk Revan crashed into a giant forge thingy. He decided to use it to make ships, and so he began creating an army he named the Grand Kablooie Army for Total Domination.

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