Pando Calrissian

Pando Calrissian was one of the many brothers of Lando Calrissian and a founding member of the Brotherhood Of Fatty Lords

Life
Pando was born on Fatacook and had a messed-up childhood, none of his brothers got along with him and he hardly knew anything

when he was older he joined the Brotherhood Of The Fatty Lords as a founding member

he then was captured by sith who reprogrammed his memory and made him into a mindless killing machine, while piloting a TIE fighter he crash-landed on his homeworld: Fatacook were his fellow members attacked him, he PWNED Carlos Knorty, killed Fatbeard but was killed by his master, Lassimo

but then he was revived by fellow member Jin Fu who also restored most of his memories

he then confronted his master, Lassimo of killing him and he revealed he killed him, but he couldn't remember his killing machine programming so he went looking for his fellow member Fatbeard and kept looking for him everyday until he discovered he was dead

after that day he got married to Jin but the next day he died because he was to fat.