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"Mesa Jar Jar Binks. Mesa obnoxious Jamaican stereotype. Meeeeeeesa so..."

- Jar Jar Binks before getting his planet destroyed

Jar Jar Binks was the second-first irritating thing in the galaxy. Contrary to popular belief, there was one thing more annoying than him. One thing so annoying that to even hear its name would drive you crazy. One thing so insanity-inducingly annoying that if you carry on reading you'll go insane. Oh, there you go. You're insane now. Anyway, This was that thing. In a bar, Binks was attacked by some guy who hated him, and in the fight Binks had his thingy crushed. Jar Jar Binks had to replace it with a metal one. Binks was also famous for his Jamiacan stew.

"WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP?!!"

- A typical phrase uttered by people to Jar Jar