Darth Elmo

"Elmo hates you."

- Darth Elmo

Darth Elmo was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord known for being more evil than any other being in the Galaxy. He was so evil, in fact, that his attempt to set up his own Galaxy-spanning Sith Empire failed only because he turned on himself, in what later Sith would enviously call "the ultimate act of treachery."

Darth Elmo was most dangerous in that he could easily deceive others with that stupid grin on his face and then unleash a world of hurt on them. He specialized in the Tickle torture.

He was the head of the cruel organization known as Sesame Street. When they tried to KABOOM! a planet once, they failed, and became Darth Darth Binks' private planet destruction team.

He was terribly allergic to Twi'leks, so died while all of his potential kills, the fanboys, were drooling over Aayla Secura.

Afterwards, Sesame Street all developed cancer. While Darth Elmo's former gang members were on their respective deathbeds, they were shot my Darth Darth Binks, who no longer needed his dying planet destruction team.