Darth Bob

"Life is a gift, life is... ah who the hell am I kidding, go ahead and kill yourself."

- Darth Bob to Darth Elmo

Darth Bob was a total failure a succsessful buissiness man who apoun being caught in an affair with his mother was humiliated and fell to the dark side, after this Bobs life was devoted to finding and ruining the lives of homosexuals. He once halfheartedly tried to stop a Darth Elmo plot to kill Darth Elmo, Darth Elmo responded by blowing some random place up. His greatest triumph was the notorios picter of Bert and Ernie in the tub. However later in life he took a vidio of Bert and Ernie doing.... uh lets not go there. Ernie commited the traditional ultimate act of trechery and Bert tryed to kill Bob, but Bob .. being named bob killed Bert easy.