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Alaskans are natives to Alaska. A race of bigots and racist bastards unlike the galaxy had ever seen. They held an empire that tore the galaxy apart when humans were but chimps and the Rakatans were still sucking there momma's Blue Milk. Unfortunately, the mighty empire slowly died out after a dictator by the name of Darth Hile, the only known Alaskan Sith lord, took power and deemed his very own kind martyrs of the universe and performed an act that would destroy his species and send the Alaskans back to fishing and killing strangers to Alaska for the rest of their days.

A large portion of what was left of the Alaskan population was killed of when Darth Lucas's S-Class bomber crashed landed in Alaska, while millions detonated or melted due to [ahem] an anatomical deficiency. (See section "Extinction")...Read more.