Butter

"Now witness the power of this fully-armed and operational butterstation!"

- Darth Slice

Butter was a powerful substance that was ostensibly for cooking purposes. Its semisolid nature and excellent taste made butter a superb choice for any number of purposes, from sexual lubrication to mass executions. Proponents of butter&mdash;for the latter use&mdash;included Darth Slice and Darth Baker.