Talk:Great Jedi Purge

The purge began when Mace Wind was barbecued by the SITH. Palpatine then declared that hoards of hippies had set him on fire and pepper sprayed his eyes. The senate believed him and allowed him to use the planet destroyer and embrace all forms of Jedi killing. The Jedi survival rate was 0.9% according to Luke Skywalker. However, the truth was that 100,000,000,000,000 + 3 thousand hippies were killed. Yoda escaped to the Florida swamps, pretending to be a frog disguised as Einstein. ObiWan Kenobi, through mere luck (by drunk driving), managed to catch a ride to a huge sandbox. The remainder ducked into caves, under rocks, or bloodthirstily slaughtered the clone troopers and police.