User talk:92.250.250.129

Dear Mr. Paperweight
I think you're onto something. Germans obviously don't come directly from hell. I believe it was Joseph Goebbels that once said "all dogs go to heaven", long before the riveting stage play and animated film adaptions starring Burt Reynolds. I think the good doctor was onto something with that assessment and assuming he was correct in stating all dogs go to heaven, then that also means anything less than a dog goes to hell. Therefor, all Germans go to hell. I apologize on behalf of my fellow administrator Darth tom for his glaring error. I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize on behalf of my grandfather, Dane Coolidge, who put an ass-hurting on your fine people during the second World War. After watching Inglourious Basterds, I realized how cruel we Americans were and the fact that we were so graciously allowed to live by your people proves the German race is superior to that of Americans. If there is anything I can do to make sure your future editing here goes without disruption, please let me know, and remember that all of the Jews have been banned in anticipation of your arrival. Thank you very much and Heil Hitler. &mdash;  S G  1  [citation needed] 03:29, February 25, 2010 (UTC)