Simple Darthipedia:Random Quote nominations

"What kind of Quotes page doesn't have its own quote? Huh? What the hell do I pay you people for?! ANSWER ME!!!"

- Gonk in a fit of rage

This page is for listing quotes that might make good candidates for our eventual "Quote of the Week" mainpage feature. How they will be selected has yet to be worked out; discuss it below. For now, this is just intended as a repository.

Rules

 * Quotes must be funny. Featurably funny. Funnier than a lot of Darthipedia content.
 * Quotes must actually appear somewhere in Darthipedia. IRC quotes are only permissable if they appear in a log that is on Darthipedia (such as that of a Council of Blood).
 * Edit summaries, userpages, and other nontraditional sources are permitted.
 * Quotes that do not link to the page from which they are drawn must be sourced.
 * Don't add quotes that have already been on the main page, see the archive for past quotes of the week
 * New quotes should be added to the "New quotes" section.

Quotes
1. "In Hindi, Gand means ass."

- One of the few known facts about the Gand

2. "It's alive! The Gunship is alive! I did it... I name you... Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship."

- Taun Kiwi after "making" the Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship

3. "We attack the Rice Crispie guys at dawn. Huh? Oh, sorry, the Frogs. Yeah. Those guys."

- Darth Elmo at the start of the Frog Civil War

4. "You have defeated me...this time!"

- Almost every Jedi to a Sith

5. "Thats not the Joystick your touching..... :D"

- Taun Kiwi to a Clone Pilot.

Quotes
"We Mandalorians are a different breed. We do things the Mandalorian way. Don't pretend to understand us Mandalorians. Have I mentioned how incredibly Mandalorian we are?"

- Mandalore the Mandalorian

"Hell, why not?"

- Mandalorian justification for the war

"There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard; just another fist, holding a Bryar blaster."

- Random and Totally True Kyle Katarn Fact

"Blasters don't kill people, Canderous Ordo Darth Lucas  Darth Vader  Darth Elmo  HK-47  does!"

- Some freak

"Ha' ye nowt ken o' aul' Oengus th' braw bairn-aeter an' gi' wi' th' braeken?" "Uh... Right." "Mah larkee an' in th' tae!" "I think I'll go stand over there now. Security?"

- Darth Oengus and a starport docking officer.

"I love democracy! and tyranny... and theocracy... and anarchy..."

- Palpatine in a speech to the Republic Pre-Imperial Senate

"I had good Relations with yo' mama"

- The V-dog reveals the truth to Wormie

"One of the more singular of his exploits was in the asteroid fields of the Rice Crispin system. There he piloted a starfighter and slaughtered 703 smugglers who had sold him a defunct landspeeder. When sixteen pirate battlecruisers arrived to rescue the smugglers, Canderous boarded them and killed their crews. An extra-galactic piece of seafood was reconoitering the area and witnessed this feat. So impressed were its owners that they stayed their invasion of the Galaxy for almost 4,000 years."

- From the Canderous Ordo article

"Canderous Ordo rescued you from drowning............by giving you a warriors death."

- From the:Canderous Ordo is your Speeder Bike Mandalore election campaign

"Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of Chinese illegal DVD sellers, whores, or beatniks. We must be cautious."

- Obi-Wan Kenobi

"You are here to defeat me, Revan? First you must listen to my long monologue about the power of the Dark Side, including unsubtle mocking comments about your failure to have kept it..."

- Darth Malak

"They never even asked me any questions."

- Shmi Skywalker after being tortured by Sand People

"I'm so cool, they even named a month after my themesong"

- Darth Vader

"I appear to be some manner of genuis!"

- George Lucas, declaring the creation of Midi-chlorians

"Breaking rocks in the hot sun! I fought the law and the law won!"

- Opening lyrics to the Rebel Alliance anthem

"Observation: This window is filthy, Master, almost as if someone had thrown a bag of meat at it. A Meatbag, if you will."

- HK-47

"Need a brilliant quote master?"

- HK-47

IRC quotes
"In the name of Bob Vitas, we should crush them for that."

- Riffsyphon1024

"Truly, no Commander could have won Return of the Jedi. The thousand Sectors of the Galactic Empire cannot stand against the might of a free Ewok. Is this Madness? No...THIS IS ENDOR!"

- Charlemagne19

"Wookieepedia's regulars are a group of semi-intelligent men who type and speak very intelligently"

- Supergeeky1