You Are What You Eat: The Biography of an Insane Cannabalistic Blue Elephant

You Are What You Eat: The Biography of an Insane Cannabalistic Blue Elephant was the biography of the Ortolan known as Frog-Buster. The author, Corneluis Smithwicky, was digested by Froggy half-way through writing the book, as was his typewriter. Thus, the book only contains two and a half pages. As you can guess, it is not very helpful. On page two, you can spot a small blood stain, which is all that remains of Professor Smithwicky.