Darth Bieber

Darth Bieber (born Justin Bieber) is the only known openly gay Sith Lord and criminal. (S)he's known for having Force Sex with Darth Vader and his male enemies regularly and holding the record for the most prepubescent voice for a Sith Lord.

Childhood
As a child, (s)he was one of the weakest people in his (possibly her) family, not having the strength to lift a penny. He failed his (or her) phy ed classes regularly because of his (possibly her) weak underdeveloped muscles because (s)he was born 5 months early, as a result he was commonly pushed around by people and had his (possibly her) head dumped in garbage cans a lot in his school years. (S)He dropped out of school at age 14 to pursue a music career in an attempt to get as many hand jobs and lap dances as possible. (S)He later, after being successful at getting many lap dances and committing the most crimes (95% of those being sodomite) (s)he decided to become a Sith Lord, Darth Vader taught Darth Bieber the wonderful power known as Force Sex, and was later trained by Darth Vader to sexually abuse his male enemies. And then continued to be arrested for sodomy and sexually abuse Darth Vader's male enemies.

Appearances

 * Having sex
 * In jail