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Darth Emo was a clone of Darth Elmo created by the Jedi using DNA found at the Darth Elmo assassination attempt scene at the hands of Gunter to fight the Sith. Nicknamed "Emo" at creation by Obi-Wan Kenobi it seemed he was destined to be great, except for the fact that he wasn't destined to do much. At about 2 hours after his creation, Darth Emo was told by Jar Jar Binks that he looked funny and Darth Emo turned to the dark side because Jar Jar was friends with the Jedi (sort of; not really). A half an hour later Wormie said he was ugly and the worst sith he ever saw. Little did Wormie know was that he was about to cause Darth Emo's death. He didn't care, but still. Three hours after creation, Emo attempted to overdose on Lifesabers by swallowing fifteen packets at the same time including the wrapping because of his deep spiraling depression he was sent into by Wormie This caused nothing but massive flatulence killing several Jedi trying to stop him. When this didn't work, he remembered he had a lightsaber and stabbed himself, leaving a very large gash. Even that didn't work, so he shot himself in the head. Fortunately, that worked.