User:Tai-machine

Greetings fellow Sithspawn and all around good-for-nothings, allow me to introduce myself. My name is CENSORED---, however most call me Tai-machine. Those who did call me by my true name had their mouths removed. Or filled in. I'm not sure if you can remove a mouth.

I was born on the planet Earth (pronounced EEE---ARTH, like if you were saying the name arthur but had your food stepped on by a giant Wookie.) Now where was I? Oh yeah. I went through horrible and evil mental and physical trials in order to acheive the level of awesomeness that I have today, and even now I strive to reach the ultimate level of G*nkliness, so that I may be one with da Force. I was once an apprentice of the Great Dark Lord Elmo and assisted in bringing the rope necessary for him to commit the Ultimate Act of Treachery.

I am currently training to master the art of the Jawa Juicer.