Chocolate Rain (As Performed by the Talents of Chad Vader)



However horrible this song is in reality, Chad Vader, of all people, had to sing a remix of it! Even though the song is horrible, though, Chad managed to make it even worse. Here are the lyrics. If you want to edit them out so that the horribleness does not kill you, please feel free to do so. Seriously, DO IT NOW!!!!!!

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, edit me or you will feel the pain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what's that smell, it smells like you and lame

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, feel the powah of my choking insane

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what the fuck's the next line in this dang

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, this song pisses me off like the original one and

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, fail me one more time and feel the rage

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I'm altering the deal, pray I don't do it again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, feel my magic powah hurricane

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, death just came and rang the doorbell again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, feel the lameness of this lamey lame

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, this song cracks me up like novacaine

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, is it even a wonder I'm high on cocaine'

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, I feel weak, want to get up again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, hands are tired from playing this verse again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, never mind me, go back, and do your thing

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, ventilator's giving me some pain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, do you want to feel my wrath again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, yo momma's as fat as Jabba, she's got problems man

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, she fell into a volcano, with no more dang

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, had to get her out with a 50-foot crane

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, uh, chocolate rain

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, yeah, yeah, hit the road you son of a bitch-ain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, feel the heat, feel it again, again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, join me, rule the galaxy with me and ordain

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, damnit song, just end already fuck it-ain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what the hell is chocolate rain anyway

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, who knows why TFU is a game

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, who commissioned you to fly this thing

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, damnit Luke, you did it again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Internet crazes suck as you have seen

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, New Year's Day, it's time to celebrate

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, brother landed Padme, damn you dang

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, let's hope this is the end, ha, faked you out again

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, feel the effect of my super brain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, destroy your planet I will do again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, who would ever want to be your date

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, all this breathing makes me hate to say

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, restraining orders have no effect, you dang

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, underestimate the Force and I will crush your windpipe hey

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, crappy article but it causes pain so

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, do you want to hear it again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, PWNG3UINOP89009273954847503580ING is too much fun so be more tame

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, James Earl Jones couldn't do better, hey

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, muy bombad powah of the Sithies, yay

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what the heck, I have to do it again

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, you don't know how hard it is to think verses off the top of your head-ain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, if this is a hit, I had a bet with Oprah that she'd, well, you know-ain...

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, how much more lame can I get anyway

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, the experts say obssession is okay

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, take it from a Dark Lord of the Sith

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, now I say, isn't that the dumbest name

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, who cares if I clog the whole drain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, www.blamesociety.net is a fake-ain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I always wondered what happened to my mother when I left her with them

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, mass hysteria takes over again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, pausing's giving me a headache

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, conceived by Darth Plagueis, disturbing, eh

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, whoever wants me, dial 988

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I always thought Harrison Ford was double dealing-ain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, can't think of anything, hang on a second-ain

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, Snakes on a Plane, Samuel Jackson, what more can I say

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, holiday specials are for hippies and

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, damnit, don't you ever, ever end

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, G4TV takes the fun out of all video games

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Karen Traviss *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* Spongebob Squarepants-ain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, repeating verses sucks, who does that anyway

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, if you hate this song, I feel your pain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I used to love chocolate, now, well, you know...

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Darth Elmo's nothing compared to the death-inducingness of this dang

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, doesn't anybody feel the pain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, microphone is starting to irritate

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, this entire article's going down the drain

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, cliche, cliche, cliche, more cliche

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Fandalorians beware the rain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, step outside, on second thought, play video games

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, I hate this song and it hates everyday

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Supergeeky1, save the article, yay

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I'm allergic to the Jedi, hooray

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, geeks of all ages come read this painful-ain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, strike me down, claim your refund today

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Admiral, you came too close to the system again

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, that baby's as ugly as yo momma, lame

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, error 412, damnit work again you fax machine-ain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what is thy bidding thy stupid dazed

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, not afraid, you will be, you will be-ain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I searched my feelings--all of them

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, yes it is awesome; oh boy, clean that place

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, I spy on everybody everyday

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, there's something alive in here, feeling pretty strange

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, RACCOON, what the fuck is it today

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, guy on meat I suggest you walk away

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Clint hates you, no shit, ghost of refrain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, yeah, sure, she saved a lot, now I'm going to walk away

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, you're doomed, doomed, doomed, oh, this is bullshit again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, ran out of Wikiquotes to use, oh dang

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, day shift manager sucks anyway

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, all fandom is crappy in the rain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, did I mention this song's lame with a pain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, running out of stuff to sing about-ain

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, Lionel stop asking the speed of light question again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, hopefully it's the end, hah, psyched again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, feel free to edit this to make it more lame

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, chocolate rain, *pauses*, chocolate raaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, the final verse is up next, can't stand the pain

Feeling pain, *breathes*, I am your father, no not really, it's a shame...

At this point Chad fell to the ground, unconscious.

Instead of having a negative effect on people because of its longevity and lameness, the song instead had a positive effect; there are too many fanboys in this world anymore. So whenever you hear a song on the radio, thank Chad Vader for making Americans love music again. And thank him for American Idol; wait, no not really. But anyway, just get out of here. That is, unless you want to read another fifteen pages of verses and listen to the better-than-James-Earl-Jones'-Darth-Vader-voice of that guy who makes Chad's voice again; are names really important anyway?

I've rambled enough now, it's time for you to make a difference; go out, and inform the world that this song sucks big time. Remember: unless you are a cool Sith Lord, saving a life is the greatest charity you can ever give.

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