Galactic Empire

"We are an empire of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIlness and DAAAAAAAAAAAARKNESS! And to prove it all our military officers dress like Nazis!"

- Palpatine

The Galactic Empire was an EEEEEEEEEEEVIL empire founded by Palpatine and his close personal friend, Darth Sid Vicious. It ruled the Galaxy for a hundred million years and crushed all its enemies, only ceasing to exist when it finally ran out of food stamps.

History
The Galactic Empire formed out of the Galactic Republic. The reason for the swift change is because everyone got tired of looking at Latin American Clones. Palpatine being from the Aryan race wanted a more diverse Army and required that clones stop and that skinny men with whiny British accents be employed. In result of this stormtroopers were created from the clone troopers. In result the accuracy of there shots decreased by 20 meters and in result stormtroopers got there ass handed to them by hormone producing rebels. Everyone in the New Empire also fancied the color white taking out all elements of camouflage, which led to the high death rates within the armed forces.