Hapes Consortium

"Don't you have a stun collar or something for him?"

- Some bitch from the Herpies Hapes Consortium

Ah, the fascist bitches of the Star Wars universe that are somehow considered the good guys. Wow, just like your mom! It was ruled by a faggot named Tenel Ka with a little baby face, who became a prostitute at a young age. A galaxy-famous rapist raped her, and then she gave birth to some little faggot. This is boring. I'll just skip to the good part. Darth Elmo destroyed it.