Star Wars Fanon Wiki

"DON'T STEAL OTHER PEOPLES FANON!!!"

- SWFanon Administration's highest policy

"There's no need to insult the SWFanon wiki. it insults itself."

- Jaymach

"We're an encyclopedia! We make stuff up!"

- Darth Culator

"ZOMG Jedi POWUHH LEVAALZ!"

- SuperShadow



The Star Wars Fanon Wiki is a Communist government wiki devoted to nonsense fan-fiction and fanon. It is basically Darthipedia, although far funnier.

On this wiki you can find awesome stuff such as Iznicans, "Mary Sue" characters, and black english singers. Oh, and don't forget about gorgeous female Twi'leks which shoot rockets from their nipples. They are like Aayla Secura, although far hotter. The best writer on the site is known as Wikimaniac, for his maniacal-ness.

The most bestest featured article of the site is Lightninny, who has about 1 zillion Force powers and has lived for 10,000 years, like any other Mary Sue. Lightninny is looked up to in the community, and is known as the best damn article in the entire site. The Decreasing Lords, the guys who vote on Featured Articles, voted the article as a Featured one about 6 times since the article is so great. Each time they up the standards for a Mary Sue Lightninny seems to have the upper hand and always knows what to write in.

The wiki has about 7 administrators but more than half of them are lazy or inactive. One of the bureaucrats of the Wiki is some idiot fanboy by the name of "Squishy." He often destroys fanoneer's planets for nonsense and idiocy. All fanoneers are the sons and daughters of Darth Fanon, the father of all fan fiction, who goes by the name of "The New Messiah" (or simply "God") on the Wiki.

The Wiki's greatest enemy was the retarded 7 year old child of Darth Sorrow, nicknamed "Vacatour". He continuously harasses the ladies of Star Wars Fanon but is in turn raped and PWN3D by the adminsitration. Even though he's a vandal with no powah, Vacatour is as much of a Lucas gusher as any other fanoneer on the Wiki, whom also love Kyle Katarn God himself.

At one point in time, SuperShadow, also known as George Lucas's butt itcher, joined Star Wars Fanon and began promoting his fanon, which even the ridiculous fanoneers of Star Wars Fanon did not accept. His planet was destroyed and he was banned, his punishment being to ride the short bus for all eternity, alongside Vacatour.

Statistics

 * The average age of Star Wars Fanon users has been confirmed as seven. Most of them have changed their names to "Darth Something".