User:Darth Badass

DARTH BADASS
"I will fuck your world up!"

- Darth Badass

Darth Badass Is the most powerful, epic, ungodly powerful motherfucking Sith lord ever. Badass is so powerful, he had to turn himself invisible, because if his face was ever revealed, the galaxy will implode, and fall into a parallel universe where horny space dogs will eternally hump it.

EARLY LIFE
Badass came into existence in 1900 ABY. He was not born, he created himself out of his own air. His birthplace is not known. In 1901 ABY, at the age of 10 months, he became a sith master after defeating Darth Darth Binks using force fuck your world up, which has become his trademark power. From that day until 1945 ABY, Binks was his apprentice. In 1910 ABY, Badass single handidly kicked every single Jedi, Sith, creature, robot, and ghost's asses. From there on out, Badass was the undisputed most powerful motherfucker in the universe.

APPRENTICES
From 1901-1945 ABY, Darth Darth Binks was Badass's apprentice. Binks became quite powerful, and while Badass was on the crapper one day in 1945 ABY, he attempted to kill Badass. Badass, however, blew Binks into a million peices with force crap. Badass used his mind glue to rebuild Binks, but he took all of Binks' power, and shunned him to an eternal case of Erectile Dysfunction.

Oh Noes, Meesa fucked!

- Darth Darth Binks, just before Badass used Force Crap on him

In 1946 ABY, Badass realized that he will live forever, so he found an apprentice useless.

BADASS TODAY
Today, Badass walks among us, fucking worlds up, and being a badass. DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM!