Rule of Flannel

The Rule of Flannel was established by Darth Lucas to persuade millions in the way of his teachings. They were essentially as follows:


 * 1) Become a geek or nerd. Some are already born into this however.
 * 2) Wear flannel. Lots of it.
 * 3) Get into film school, produce cheap but effective films, mostly about space and guys with horns.
 * 4) Make uber amounts of money through merchandising.
 * 5) Release something the fans hate.
 * 6) Release something the fans love.
 * 7) Glamour in the fame.
 * 8) Repeat with successor.

Darth Lucas was able to train several acolytes with this method successfully, however distaste for his flannel led to his eventual death by his successors.