Talk:Takeoffo Calrissian

And then I got High
Ahem, Madclaw, and anyone else interested- hey lets make a competition of this! The winner leaves without getting his planet destroyed!- here are the lyrics to Afroman's and then I got high. In the words of the great Pupitine go forth and darthify

I was gonna clean my room until I got high I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high I am taking it next semester and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high now I'm selling dope and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high they took my whole paycheck and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high and if I dont sell one copy I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X]