Darth Homer

'WHY, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!'- Darth Homer

Darth Homer was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord that served under Darth Darth Binks and Darth Elmo. He was eventually killed by Seth Macfarlane, a Jedi Wannabe who was attempting to copy everything Darth Homer did.

Early LifePlaceholder
Homer killed his parents the second he was born. He grew to a massive size and ate everything on his planet. Once he did that, Darth Elmo sensed a disturbance in the Force. He saved Homer and took him as his secret apprentice and suff.

Apprenticeship under Elmo
'Elmo hates you.' - Darth Elmo, to Darth Homer

Darth Homer was subjected to the most torterous torture. He watched his master eat a donut, and he was forced to exercise a lot. He learned to use a lightsaber, and Elmo told him how to make one. When Homer brought it to Elmo, Elmo inspected it, and saw there was a donut stuffed where the power crystal should be. As a punishment, Elmo ate the donut.

The Accident
One day Darth Homer was cleaning his lightsaber when it exploded for some reason. From then on, he became a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord after donning his new armor. Homer could not eat with his new armor, and he was forever condemned to living in suffering.

Darth Darth Binks' revenge
'Yousa mine now, bitch!'- Binks' taking Darth Homer as his apprentice

Soon Darth Darth Binks found out about Darth Elmo's apprentice. Darth Darth Binks beat up Elmo, and took Homer as his apprentice. Darth Homer killed a Jedi named Flanders, and he now had the power to destroy your planet. Darth Darth Binks sent Homer to kill Seth Macfarlane, someone who had been meddling with Binks' evil and much cooler plans. Darth Homer nearly killed Macfarlane. But Macfarlane pointed behind Homer and said 'Look, a donut!'. Homer looked, and Macfarlane shot him in the back. Later, Macfarlane was killed by Darth Elmo, because it turned out Elmo hated donuts.

Legacy
Some say Homer still lives, with bad ratings.