501st Legion

"I'll strike you down with my Penius"

- Darth Vader on Nabooboo

The 501st(aka Vader's Penius) was known for there lack of respect and raping as many prisoners as they could get there or for that matter Vader's hands on. Notable people included:


 * Leia
 * Jaina
 * Yaddle
 * C3PO
 * Tenel Ka
 * Alaya Secura
 * everyone on the 1st Death Stars
 * everyone on Naboo

Unfortunately, like all cloned troopers, they were far more skilled at raping people than defeating enemies, but their battle losses were replaced by a steady supply of illegitimate clone teens who "popped up".

Battles they "fought in but didn't really do anything":


 * Jedi Temple (Shaak Ti, the sexy woman who looks kinda like a Twi'lek who was dropped on her lekku when she was a baby: I mean, hers don't look quite right, didya see 'em? Anyway, she begged the Legion not to kill her, so they each got a turn with her instead)
 * Felucia (no matter how muchshe begged they still got Alaya Secura pregnant)
 * Kamino, their request for clone females for each of them was denied they were so pissed that they took their revenge on the what ever female kamionains have :(