Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Ode to Return of the Jedi
Han is in stone, Leia's in thong. Luke falls through the floor, Jabba's proved wrong. Big fight in the sand, Luke is the man. Yoda done croaked, face Vader you can. Join the Rebels in space, the old bag has a scheme. Many Bothans have died, to help fulfill our dream. Bomb the shield down there, blow up the ball in space. Meet a wrinkled old coot, furballs infest this place. Lando is promoted, now the bad guys are dead. The black dude repented, we can see his bald head. Fireworks and dancing, God, what a show. Though they think it's all over, there's the whole Empire to go!