X-Wing Fighter/Droids

You walk over to Goldenrod, the big, gold, suck-up protocol Droid.

You hate him. You want him dead. You think him and his overly nice gold ass need to burn in hell. But right now, you decide to go over to him and "mingle". His silly trashcan is sitting to the side making annoying beeping noises.

"Hello, Threepio" you say.

"Why hello, Master . How are you doing today?"

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STATUS: In need of an answer for Threepio. Fail to do so, and you will meet consequences.

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OPTIONS:


 * "I'm doing good. I just came over here for a Coke."
 * "Good... and what the hell is that at your crotch!?"
 * "Shut up and go away."
 * Leave without answering