Conversation of Fodesinbeed Annodue

Conversation of Fodesinbeed Annodue and... er, himself... while announcing a podrace at Mos Espa.

&laquo;The crowds have gathered, the weather is perfect, and it's time for another great Mos Espa podrace!&raquo;

And there's just one word describing the mood here tonight: Boonta!

&laquo;Well, it's not the Boonta race today, but we can expect a fine&mdash;&raquo;

''Boonta! Boom'' goes the dynamite! Who have we got competing here today?

&laquo;Well, there's Aldar Beedo&mdash;&raquo;

Beedo, Beedo, yes indeedo!

&laquo;And Mawhonic&mdash;&raquo;

He's chronic, he's iconic, he is the one and only Mawhonic!

&laquo;Er, right, whatever. And of course Sebulba.&raquo;

See it, dig it, Dug it!

(glares)

What?

&laquo;Let's just get on with the race. The racers are in position. The flags are lowered! And they're off!&raquo;

Jumanji! And now it's time to play the feud!

&laquo;Shut up. Beedo takes an early lead.&raquo;

Show me the money! Rock me Amadeus!

&laquo;Mawhonic makes a daring turn and jumps into the lead!&raquo;

Yoiks, and away! Call the hostess, your seat is ready!

&laquo;Look, shut up. What's this? Ben Quadinaros looks like he's had a malfunction, and his engines have exploded!&raquo;

Ouch! Nothing bug lugnuts! No soup for you!

&laquo;And now Clegg Holdfast has collided with Quadinaros's stalled podracer! They're both out of the race!&raquo;

Ooh, crash to desktop! Somebody call the pod squad! I don't care what universe you're from. That's gotta hurt!

&laquo;Here's Sebulba, jostling his way to the front now.&raquo;

Ooh! He gave up the death sticks, but he's still smokin'! Snap, crackle, pop! And with that you get eggroll!

&laquo;What the hell are you even talking about? Are you even watching the race?&raquo;

Connectamundo! Sit on it, Potsie! Hassan chop!

*sigh* &laquo;Sebulba secures first place as the competitors complete the first circuit.&raquo;

Those who are tardy get no fruit cup! Spank me! Toni Toni Toni has done it again!

&laquo;Mawhonic and Beedo fighting for second place now...&raquo;

Well, I'll be a gut of a Hutt! Send in the clones! Gettin' giddy in the zone for the low angle spank!

&laquo;Take the pills, Beed. That's why the nice doctor prescribed them.&raquo;

Yahtzee! Behold the power of cheese!

&laquo;Guys? Cut to commercial while I chloroform him...&raquo;