C-3PO

Goldenrod, aka C-3PO, was the easily combustable automaton which was emotionally attached to Luke Skywalker and his clan. His bosom buddy was frequently R2-D2, who on more than one occasion Goldenrod attempted to have relations with. At nights when R2-D2 powered down, Goldenrod would often attempt to upload to him farcicle hologram messages involving various members of the Galactic aristocracy pleading for rescue. He was pessimistic, and so annoying nineteen people shot him down at the same time. These nineteen were awarded medals for eliminating this irritating shit.