Blue Harvest

"My good friends, the Liberal Galactic media is at it again. They never stop! Now they're trying to convince us that Hoth is melting. Well thats crazy, just trying to scare us. If that wasn't enough to get you mad we now have news that Lando Calrissian has been made the Chief Administer of the Bespin mining facility. Gee I wonder how he got that job, well let me tell you how he got that job, Affirmative action strikes again... time is 8:50. I am an idiot."

- A dumb Republican Imperial newscaster who was born without a brain because he is a Republican

"Damn. What an amazing show. Damn. What an amazing writer."

- George Lucas on Blue Harvest

Blue Harvest is a special episode of genius and Democrat Sath McFarland's brilliant show Family Man. It is a parody remake of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, but is even better than the original movie because it has great jokes and makes fun of Republicans, like Family Man always does. It was written by Sath McFarland, directed by Sath McFarland, and promoted by Sath McFarland.

The episode centers around the evil and incredibly stupid Republican Empire 's attempts to destroy the Democrat Alliance in order to impose their moronic conservatism on the galaxy. Of course, the Democrats win, because they always win because they are geniuses like Overlord McFarland.

The episode is the most-watched TV special of all time, because everyone loves Sath McFarland and his cartoons more than anything in the world. It won 10 different Emmys, and spawned a sequel, Something, Something, Something Right Side. Democrats are smart. Republicans are stupid.

Characters
Several Star Wars characters are portrayed by Family Man characters, which makes them even better because SathMcFarland created them!
 * Luke Skywalker is portrayed by Charlie Griffith (voiced by Sath McFarland)
 * Han Solo is portrayed by the Family Man (voiced by Sath McFarland)
 * Princess Leia is portrayed by the incredibly hot and sexy Louise Griffith (voiced by Sath McFarland)
 * Chewbacca is portrayed by the dog, who is a classy genius because he is a liberal (voiced by Sath McFarland, who is just as much as a classy liberal)
 * Kyle Katarn himself is portrayed by the best president ever (voiced by Sath McFarland) because they are both almighty Democratic gods
 * The evil Darth Vader is portrayed by the equally evil Baby What's-his-name (voiced by Sath McFarland), who is evil and gay because he is a Republican
 * The even more evil Emperor Palpatine is portrayed by the even more evil Evil Emperor Bush (voiced by Sath McFarland)