The Hutt-father

"Go flush yourself"

- The Huttfather

The Hutt-father or The Grand Lumpus Poo-pah was the first Hutt, and father of all Hutts. In spite of being the first and greatest pice of shit inter-Galactic Crime-lord, he, of all the Hutts, looked partway respectable.

Early Years
Of lowly descent, he was convieved on Tatooine, quite literaly born in a gutter. He, the resilient piece of shti that he was, however did not let the confines of his cesspool home umm..confine him and soon rose out of the dirty, smelly, raw sewage and joined the being that occupied the somewhat less dirty, smelly streets of Tatooine.

Growing up in a sick world, the young shit often found himself ebing mocked by those around him. "You ain't worth shit!" they said, or "No shit ever amounts to anything" they said or even "Haw-haw! Shitty shitty shit shit!!" Cursing under his Mal-odouros breath, the future Hutt father swore he would rise to a position where noone would mock him again.

It may be noted that of all creatures, Gamorreans did not mind him so much, Gamorreans loved shit because, as Mace Windu once said, "Pigs are filthy animals". The hutt-father much appreciated this kindness and would often use his Gamorrean associates while working jobs for established crime lords.

Rise to Power
While details are vague, it is known much of his power came during the terrible Tatooine drought of ???BBY. The Tatooinian authorities layed down a law prohibitting the use of water in toilets, urging people to "hold it in" with the campaign slogan "No shit!".

"We'll make them an offer to collect their refuse"

- The Huttfather, to his Gamorrean underlings

The Huttfather quickly siezed upon this and along with his Gamorrean associates, began advertising "clean and effective disposal". Needless to say he made alot of money.

Behind the scenes
In each of the many movies surrounding his life, the Huttfather has been portrayed by a member of the GAMBLA (Galactic Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes, not the other GAMBLA)