Star Wars soundtrack

The Star Wars soundtrack was composed by John "Gilligan's Island Theme" Williams. Unbeknownst to most fans, Williams wrote lyrics to go along with many of the themes, but never published them. Dedicated and unscrupulous Darthipedia researchers have gone through Williams' garbage to bring you some excerpts of these lyrics.

Princess Leia's Theme
♫ Iiiii'mm Princess Leiaaaaaaaaa ♫ ♫ Aaaand this-ismytheeeeeeme ♫ ♫ I wear aaalll whiiiiiite ♫ ♫ Sooo white that-I-gleeeeeeeam ♫ ♫ I wear MYYY HAAAAAIIIIIRRRR ♫ ♫ In CUTE LIT-tle buuuuunnns ♫ ♫ I shoot with my guuuun♫ ♫ Wasting stormies is fuuuuuuuuun ♫ ♫ Myyyy planet's-destroyed-and-I'm-really-annoyed-with-that Mooooooff ♫ ♫ This Ruling-through-Fear-is-now-seriously-pissing-me oooooooff ♫

The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)
♫ Hiiiide the chillll-drennn, it's Darth Vader's Theeeeme ♫ ♫ Guaaard your laaaa-rynx, it's Darth Vader's Theeeeme ♫ ♫ DARTH Vader's THEEEEME iiiis re-pet-i-tive ♫ ♫ Don't giiiiive hiiim a sed-a-tive ♫ ♫ It wooon't silence Darth Vader's Theeeeeme ♫

The Emperor's Theme
♫ Emmmmmm-perrrr-ooooorrrr ♫ ♫ Paaalll-paaaa-tiiiiiine ♫ ♫ Heeeee's an eeee-VIIIILLL guu-uuuuy ♫ ♫ Heeeee's not yooooouuuurrrr ♫ ♫ Paaaalllll&hellip;patiiiiine♫ ♫ Waaaatch OOOOUUUT ooooorrr yoooou'll diiiiiie ♫

Throne Room
♫ Well, weeee've beeeea-ten the baaaaad guuuys ♫ ♫ And noooow, we're gonna-get-an-AWAAAARRRRD ♫ ♫ But Cheeeeewie isn't-going-to-GEEEEEET ooone ♫ ♫ He's just a Maaaaawwwg ♫ ♫ Whooo happened to be aboaaaaaard ♫