Jax Pavan 127,303,107

Jax Pavan was a waiter who gained his fame showing Luke Skywalker how to eat with chopsticks.

One day Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke decide to go out for dinner at a Chinese restaurant. Obi-Wan oredered the mushu vegetable, and using his chopsticks deftly takes peanuts from the tray in the center with the all skill you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Meanwhile, poor Luke is doing awfully, using both his hands and getting food all over the floor and on Obi-Wan's Jedi robes. Obi-Wan looks at him disapprovingly and says, "Use the forks, Luke."

Unfortunately, the restaurant was out of forks, but, not wanting an unhappy customer, waiter Jax Pavan 127,303,107 showed him how to use them, how to just move the bottom chopstick with your thumb like this...no, not like that, you idiot, like this. Finally Luke got it right, and, thinking Jax Pavan a reincarnation of God, asked who he was. In response to this, Jax replied, "Luke, I am your waiter."

Years later, Darth Lucas found the tape of this incident, which brought us the memorable saga Star Wars.