Harkov

"I didn't do it."

- Admiral Harkov, while being interrigated by Darth Vader after his Defection

Admiral "Can't Keep a Secret" Harkov was a guy who talked too much very sneaky admiral. He could keep nothing everthing secret. He was really stupid. Like Jar Jar Binks Proportions here.

The Harkov Defection
Stalin got really ticked and squeled on him to Darth Vader Since Harkov could keep everything secret, the only person who could squel on him was Harkov himself. Which he did. To Darth Vader. Then he got PWNed. Badly.

Stupidity Level
Harkov was so dumb, even God, a False God, and That other God could save him from getting Destroyed. It's sorta sad.

Legacy
"Two plus Two is Four."

- The Harkov Clone, demonstrating his intelligence in second grade.

Harkov was revived in the form of a Clone. He grew more facial hair and took on an alias. Opposite his template, the Harkov Clone was really smart. What's the word? Oh yeah, idoit savant.