Jax Pavan 577,925,769

{{quote|Stupidity doesn't count as a handicap, so park elsewhere!|Police officer to Jax Pavan 577,925,769 when he parked in the handicap area|]]

{{jax}}He had guts. Cojones. Chutzpah, if you want Watto's opinion. Anyway, said Jax Pavan was an extremely stupid brave man whom all the ladies laughed at. One of the stupidest bravest things Jax Pavan 577,925,769 did was hang off the Senate Building tied to a rope upside down for 5 hours. It made him kinda sad that while he was up there a person hung off the Empire State Building tied to a rope upside down for 12 hours.

Finally, thinking there was no stupider braver Jax Pavan, film director Jax Pavan decided to have him featured in a cheesy sitcom action movie, which was fun!

Eventually, Jax Pavan 577,925,769 was killed doing a very stupid brave thing. So sad!