Darth Barney

"I hate you, you hate me, we're all out to castrate me, and a big fat ass is in my face, that person's dead..."

- Darth Barney

Darth Barney was a Jedi at first, but Darth Elmo persuaded him to join the Sith with Milky Way Bars, and Barney loooooooved Milky Way Bars. So, Barney joined the Sith as Darth Elmo's apprentice. Barney was sent on a mission to destroy Jurassic Park. Little did he know that, Jurassic Park had incredible blasters, so after his first attempt to ruin the park, he was blown up in 2 shots.

Early Life (8 BBY- 0 BBY)
Darth Barney was a lowlife back then. In school he was made fun of because he played with preschoolers in 3rd grade. He just had a thing for little kids. Finally, Barney had it with the kids in school. He went to go find Ben Kenobi. 'Course, when Barney actually researched Ben Kenobi, he found that he was dead. When Barney saw that Ben died, he became incredibly mad. He joined the Sith. But he was too weak, and so he turned to Milky Bars in order to keep in a permanent sugar rush.