The Real Chewbacca Defense

"Told you it wouldnt work."

- Han Solo

The Real Chewbacca Defence had nothing to do with lawyers and courtrooms despite popular belief.

The Real Chewbacca Defence was a hardcore counter attack made up by Chewbacca. When the Yuuzhan Vong bastards threw a moon at some soon to be destroyed panet Chewie went all out by trying to head-butt the moon back into orbit. It failed horribly and was never tried again...For now