God

God, otherwise known as Kyle Katarn by all lesser mortals, is the exact opposite of just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe. Kyle Katarn makes the universe through His mere presence within it.

He kicks ass, chews gum, takes names and sleeps with your wife in the process. He’s just a guy with a lightsaber, some questions and the ability to destroy your planet just by thinking about it. He is the wielder of the Shoulderpad of Power, which is actually grafted onto His skin. As an indicator of His pure kick-ass-ness, He has a beard. Basically, Kyle Katarn rocks your freakin’ socks off. He also has trans-dimensional pockets, allowing Him to carry objects such as rocket launchers in His pants with no discomfort&mdash;and is thusly able to answer "Both" to the question, "Is that a rocket launcher in Your pocket or are You just pleased to see me?".

Jacen Solo once tried to PWN him, but Kyle used Force Beard Deflection by catching the lightsaber on his beard, shorting the lightsaber out until Mount Sorrow stopped crying. Kyle then shot his Bryar pistol in the air, causing a Star Destroyer to crash on Jacen's head. This prompted Jacen to write the top ten hit, "Another One Bites the Durasteel."

Oh, he also killed Wormie and scored with Mara Jade Skywalker to which they had 25 children that all became sexy redbearded Jedi. Number of people Kyle Katarn has killed while you've sat here and read this: