Simple Darthipedia:Quote of the Week/26 2009

"And you are...?" "Kenth Hamner." "Kent?" "Kenth." "No, I don't see your name on the list. Where might I have seen you?" "I am a Jedi Grand Master." "Mm-hmm. No, really, what do you do for a living, sir?" "I am a Jedi Grand Master." "Listen, Mr. Hammer&mdash;" "Hamner!" "I'm a busy man, and this is a high-class establishment. Please leave." "But I really am a Jedi Grand Master! Just like Luke Skywalker!" "Wait at the bar, wait at the bar..."

- Kenth Hamner, trying to get a table at a fancy Coruscant restaurant