Simple Darthipedia:Random Quote nominations

"What kind of Quotes page doesn't have its own quote? Huh? What the hell do I pay you people for?! ANSWER ME!!!"

- Gonk in a fit of rage

This page is for listing quotes that might make good candidates for our eventual "Quote of the Week" mainpage feature. How they will be selected has yet to be worked out; discuss it below. For now, this is just intended as a repository.

Rules

 * Quotes must be funny. Featurably funny. Funnier than a lot of Darthipedia content.
 * Quotes must actually appear somewhere in Darthipedia.
 * Edit summaries, userpages, and other nontraditional sources are permitted.

Quotes
"I vant to suck your bloo... no wrong movie. Sauron will rule over all... err damn. The Force is strong in you young Skywalker. Ah yes."

- Dooku

"Yoda about to kick ass and gnaw on his gimer stick. And he's all outta gimer stick."

- the description field on Image:SeriousYoda.jpg

"Eat your own head while standing upside down on a pineapple. In space!"

- Acky's Challenge

"Mohammed would never wanna come to me."

- Darth Sorrow

"Darth Sorrow was very sad, mopey, grumpy, depressed, miserable, doloris, unhappy, sad, sorrowful, gloomy, somberish, desolate, heavyhearted, melancholic, tragical, sorry, sad, wistful, mournful, pensive, blue, dejected, dispirited, downcast, downhearted, sad, low, tristful, spiritless, dull, dysphoric, doleful, rueful, plaintive, lugubrious, woeful, lamentable, regretful, sad, dismal, joyless and very, very, very sad."

- the Darth Sorrow article