Wookiee Goldberg

"Rarrrww animal! Muhwa biiiiitch!"

- Darth Animal (Translation: I animal! She bitch!)

Wookiee Goldberg was an insane Wookiee Madclaw! from Kashyyyk. Created out of excess pubic hair and the guttings of a parakeet, Goldberg was created by the mad genius Dr. Dick-Smith Deez Nuts. Never heard of him? Neither have we. Wookiee lived a relatively short life. Five months after her "birth," a MANDALORIAN trooper, high on spice, tried to pick a fight with the Madclaw! The fight only several minutes before turning into long, sweaty, passionate Wookiee-Nookie. Because of this, the Mando impregnanted Wookiee. Three weeks later, a premature animal was born, resulting in him becoming a Madclaw! just like his mother. Unfortunately for Wookiee, forunately for us, her son dropped an infaltible forklift on her head when the Wookiee Elders tried to outcast him, effectivley killing the raging Madclaw! Wookiee was only six months old.