Force Wookiee Nookie

Overview
Force Wookiee Nookie was a terrible crime that was a hate crime to the galaxy that often was used on da sithies to finish their buisness. Were it not for it's invention by a sick mother fucker who had nothing better to do, then Palpy would have won da wars. It had all the pain, humiliation and anal penetration of a Wookiee-Nookie.

Users
Yoda, cuz he's awesome!

Kyle Katarn, who did it to himself. THAT SICK FUCK!

Darth Evil, Duhhhh, Boobs!!!!!

Lukey, pissed at Leia fucking Mara Jade

Victims
Leia, The only survivor of one. (Yay for her)

Kyle Katarn, THAT SICK FUCK!

Palpy, Darth Evil did it, thats what made him die the fourth time.

Jean-Luc Picard, he didn't die when the Death Star Blew up at The Geek Convention

Effects
Force Wookiee Nookies were MUCH worse than normal Wookiee-Nookie because The Nookieed, those who were killed by a Nookieing would usually commit suicied anywhere from several seconds to several years after. But with a Force Nookieing victims would rip out their heart, eat it, then die after The Nookieer, the one who Nookieed The Nookieed, was done.