Conversation of Han Solo at the kindergarten

A conversation overheard when Han Solo dropped his kids off at kindergarten.

Hello! I understand you wish to leave your kiddies here?

Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm certainly not in it for you.

Oh, don't worry. We'll take good care off your kiddies!

I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money

No, no, no, you pay us, Mr. Solo! Wow, Jacen, your Dad's quite a mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything–or anybody.

Anything's better than just hanging around here.

Okay, well, you can leave now sir! The odds of you living to return to pick up -

Never tell me the odds!

Ooh, recklessness! I like that in a man!

You like me because I'm a scoundrel.

Well, I like Luke, and you're Luke's friend...

Luke? Luke's crazy; he can't even take care of himself.