Death Star I

"We got Death Star! Death Star! Death Star!"

- Darth Vader The Death Star was the Star of Death, and it caused Death. Lots of Death. It was used by Darth Vader to destroy planets. The Empire claimed it was "indestructible" but was later destroyed by burritos. Big Burritos.

The destruction of a planet
"Something something something daaark siiiide. Something something something complete!"

- Emperor Palpatine on the Death Star II's throne room

When the Death Star blew up a planet, it shot a FUCKING HUGE DEATH LASER  and PWNed anything in its way.

The Turbolaser Incident "20 years Before the Construction of the Death Star" Engineer- "Okay, the turbolasers are set would you like any Anti Starfighter Turrets" Palpatine- "Pfft, hells to the no! No starfghter is going to own this!" Day During The Trench Run Imperial Officer-"Sir the Rebel Ships are small and fast, there evading our Turbolasers." Palpatine- "OMFG!!!!!!!!!!"