Simple Darthipedia:Happy Caption nominations

Caption of the Week is another attempt to liven up Darthipedia's main page. You can nominate an image with a caption on this page, and if it is successful it will go on the main page for a week.

See also: archive.

Rules Guidelines

 * 1) Either the image or the caption (though not necessarily both) must be relevant to Star Wars in some way, shape or form.
 * 2) Images must comply with the Image Guidelines.
 * 3) Images can be customized or completely made from scratch, but do not have to be.
 * 4) The same image cannot go on the main page twice.
 * 5) If the same image is nominated with two different captions at the same time, the image with the highest vote count wins.
 * 6) After a week's voting, if a nomination has +4 votes, it can go on the queue.
 * 7) Votes opposing on the basis of vulgarity or other irrelevant objections will be stricken.
 * 8) Captions can be taken from Wookieepedia subpages or other locations once the authors are a credited.

To nominate an image, please enter the following:

Insert descriptive title here (+/-)


CAPTION

Support

Oppose

Comments/snide remarks

Even droids make mistakes (+4/-)


D'oh!!

Support Oppose
 * 1) Lets give this a go then.  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 15:51, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I loves me a good headsmack.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 16:29, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Per Gonk. supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  20:25, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Do'h! Master GumpLord of Poodoo 20:30, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Comments/snide remarks

Juice (+4/)


Got Milk?

Support Oppose
 * 1) Master GumpLord of Poodoo 20:36, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) DarthKarma 20:36, 29 February
 * 3) Milk, I like it from the Tap.  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 06:57, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Per my insane, mad-man friend above. supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  16:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) dgusgdhdfg [sic]  AdmirableAckbar   [[Image:Wiki.png|40px]] ( Talk ) ( Contribs )  ( I don't like you! )  ( I don't like you! )  17:02, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Comments/snide remarks
 * Nothing against the caption, but the image isn't the best. I'll poke SG1 to make a better version.  AdmirableAckbar   [[Image:Wiki.png|40px]] ( Talk ) ( Contribs )  ( I don't like you! )  ( I don't like you! )  13:56, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Meh, I actually quite like it. The image is fantastic.  supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  16:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * You bastard, appealing to my ego so you don't have to do work :P. But yeah, thanks, and I guess it is okay. :)  AdmirableAckbar   [[Image:Wiki.png|40px]] ( Talk ) ( Contribs )  ( I don't like you! )  ( I don't like you! )  17:02, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Racist Vader (1+/1-)


Why the Fuck did the Emperor give me a Black Suit?

Support Oppose
 * 1) couldn't resist, oh and I apoligize if I wasn't Supposed to nomonate. DarthKarma 20:36, 29 February
 * 1) It kind of already has a caption, doesn't it?  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 23:07, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) I have to agree with Gonk. supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  16:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Seeing that it already has a caption... Master GumpLord of Poodoo 16:49, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Comments/snide remarks

Racist Vader the Sequel(+3/0)


Why do I always have to hold the @$#% sign??

Support Oppose
 * 1) Hehhe. (by the way, who put this one up? I didn't.) Master GumpLord of Poodoo 23:13, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Definitely improved.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 13:36, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Yes why did I forget to vote for this?  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 13:44, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Much better. 16:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Comments/snide remarks
 * I believe Darth Karma posted this.  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 23:20, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Actually, I posted this one, inspired of course by Darth Karma's. Wasn't sure if I should nominate myself, so didn't sign anything.Darth 83.81.43 11:23, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

4 The same image cannot go on the main page twice. 5 If the same image is nominated with two different captions at the same time, the image with the highest vote count wins. However technically this is not the same image since you altered it. So I think it's safe to sign it.  Madclaw   Shyriiwook! 14:36, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Hmmz, per the rules listed above:
 * Eeeeexcellent, btw, whats the Darthipolicy on self promotion?Darth 83.81.43 16:17, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Whoops, sorry, I keep forgetting that!
 * Could you elaborate that a bit? I do know that Darthpolicy does include signing you name with 4 ~ ;)  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 05:20, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Magic Beans (+4/-)


"Sell my mother into slavery for three magic beans? Okay."

Support Oppose
 * 1) Credit goes to Enochf. I took this from his Happy Caption Page on Wookieepedia.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 15:13, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) /me claps. supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  16:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) We now know the true reason for Ani's turn to the Dark Side.... Master GumpLord of Poodoo 16:52, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Yes.  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 22:26, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Comments/snide remarks

Enochf's Elocution Lesson (+4/-)


♪ The Rain in pain trains mainly with Darth Bane ♪ 

Support Oppose
 * 1) Another of Enochf's.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 15:19, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  16:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * "Ah, Eh, Ih, Oh, Uh!" Master GumpLord of Poodoo 16:52, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 1)  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 22:27, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Comments/snide remarks

It's warm, and yellow, and salty, and it gets EVERYwhere (+5/-)


"Master Kenobi would be very angry with me if he knew I was using the Force to water these plants with my piss."

Support Oppose
 * 1) And another of Enochf's.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 15:22, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  16:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Was gonna nom this myself, actually.  AdmirableAckbar   [[Image:Wiki.png|40px]] ( Talk ) ( Contribs )  ( I don't like you! )  ( I don't like you! )  16:58, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Darth Vader's Weewee.  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 22:28, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Master GumpLord of Poodoo 21:22, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Comments/snide remarks

Filmed in Shadowramma (+5/-)


 "Diamonds: because if you give her anything else, she'll break your legs."

Support Oppose
 * 1) And the last Enochf caption nom... for now.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 15:24, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  16:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Eat it, DeBeers. Master GumpLord of Poodoo 17:15, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 4)  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 22:29, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Fanboy   Vic  destroy my planet 18:56, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Comments/snide remarks

Now where should I be looking, exactly? (+4/-)


"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way..."

Support Oppose
 * 1) Credit goes to Goodwood. This is from his Happy Caption page on Wookieepedia.  Gonk  ( Gonk! ) 15:30, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  16:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 3)  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 22:31, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Master GumpLord of Poodoo 23:46, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Comments/snide remarks

Rancor (+ 4/-)


Wormie's battle with the Rancor did not go well.

Support Oppose
 * 1) Master GumpLord of Poodoo 14:10, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2)  AdmirableAckbar   [[Image:Wiki.png|40px]] ( Talk ) ( Contribs )  ( I don't like you! )  ( I don't like you! )  22:16, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 3)  supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  01:32, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) ahhw.  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 06:09, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Comments/snide remarks

Nil Spaar (+4/-)


'"I'll keep an eye'' out for her." "Thank you! Hey, I'm just working on my hand-eye coordination." "You're too kind, folks! Say, miss, you're the finest-lookin' woman I've ever set my eyes on! No, literally! Tip your waitresses, ladies and gentlemen!"'''

Support Oppose
 * 1) Credit goes to Eunuch.  AdmirableAckbar   [[Image:Wiki.png|40px]] ( Talk ) ( Contribs )  ( I don't like you! )  ( I don't like you! )  22:16, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Master GumpLord of Poodoo 23:47, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh, eye love these jokes. Eye never get tired of them.  Eye have no life.  supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  01:32, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Per supergeekEYE1.  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 06:09, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Comments
 * If necessary, we could use . Oh, and for those who are unaware, rimshot = badum-CHING.   AdmirableAckbar   [[Image:Wiki.png|40px]] ( Talk ) ( Contribs )  ( I don't like you! )  ( I don't like you! )  22:16, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Explosive skull flatulence (+4/-)


Baron Pitareeze's social life was somewhat impaired by his frequent explosive skull flatulence.

Support Oppose
 * 1) (c) Gonk. AdmirableAckbar   [[Image:Wiki.png|40px]] ( Talk ) ( Contribs )  ( I don't like you! )  ( I don't like you! )  22:16, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Master GumpLord of Poodoo 23:46, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Brain farts FTW! supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  01:32, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) I like it.  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 06:09, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Snide remarks

Orthodontist(+4/-)


"My orfodontish shez I only need to wear my retainer for anofer shix to eight monfs."

Support Oppose
 * 1) Because I was at the orthodontist today. Credit to Gonk.  AdmirableAckbar   [[Image:Wiki.png|40px]] ( Talk ) ( Contribs )  ( I don't like you! )  ( I don't like you! )  22:16, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Yesh, my toofsh hurtsh very musch. Master GumpLord of Poodoo 23:46, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Orthodontists FTW! supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  01:32, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 4)  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 06:09, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Snide remarks

Hold me(+5/-)


"Hold me like you did on Mustafar..."

Support Douchebags sign here
 * 1) Gonk is a genius. An evil genius.  AdmirableAckbar   [[Image:Wiki.png|40px]] ( Talk ) ( Contribs )  ( I don't like you! )  ( I don't like you! )  22:16, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) "Ani!" Master GumpLord of Poodoo 23:46, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Killing your wife FTW! supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  01:32, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Trick better have my money, or Darth Vader gonna have to choke a Bi-atch!  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 06:09, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Fanboy   Vic  destroy my planet 18:56, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Snide remarks

Partners share Everything...Right? (+3/-0)


(translated from Shyriiwook) It's not what It looks like Han! I was checking Leia for ...erhm...breast cancer....Yeah thats right. Like you did last year with Malla on Life Day remember?

Support Oppose
 * 1)  Madclaw  [[Image:Darth Animal.JPG|30px]] Shyriiwook! 06:42, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Master GumpLord of Poodoo 13:13, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Huzzah! supergeeky1  [[Image:Burl_Ives.jpg|30px|The one and only, Burl Ives!]]   24-Hour Darth Hotline  20:05, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Hunterj [[Image:Hunterj_is_a_Question_mark.png|20px]] Hunterj's Palace 20:11, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Snide remarks