Albus Dumblemope



Albus Dumblemope was a Jedi master who served little to no importance in the first four novels. It was only in the fifth novel that he actually gained real importance. Dumblemope moped constantly, about the past, and he was on crack. One didn't need a doctor to tell you that. And then it was coming in through the streets, in through your windows. By the time Dumblemope's life story was given in the last novel, it was too late. The military blockades were overrun, and that's when the exodus started.

The day before the seventh novel began there were rumours that Dumblemope was gay. You didn't really hear anything else after that.