Mass PWN Generator

The Mass PWN Generator was a Weapon of Mass PWN4GE, stolen form Darth Saddam by the infamous Darth Bush, just prior to his utterly unjustified rightful invasion of his homeland in order to secure fuel reserves restore galactic-republican-like democracy to his people.

Functioning
The Mass PWN Generator, as its name suggests, PWN3D massively anyone and anything that was on the same planet as the weapon, just prior to almost instantly destroying the planet.

Activation
Sadly, it's inventor Bao-Dur was not smart enough to fit it with a remote detonation device in order for the guy who activated it to survive. Subsequently, they had to find someone stupid enough to activate it while standing on the planet, which surprisingly, ..., uhhh, they didn't (pretty unbelievable eh?). So the thing was never activated, making it a big waste of time and credits. *sob*.