Jedi

"The Jedi are...(gulp) such...(gulp)...IDIOTS!"

- Frog-Buster

Jedi were the feeble opponents of the Sith, serving really as little more than dramatic foils and occasional, ineffectual dueling partners. The Jedi followed a code that mandated treating all lifeforms with respect (snicker) and believing in (chortle)&hellip;peace!! (raucous laughter).

In their so called war for peace during the Clone Wars, they had their asses unsuspectedly handed to them by thousands of clone troopers that they led. Many Jedi were hippies.

Thank you, Jedi, for teaching us to laugh about love&hellip;again.

Weapons
They has Lazor-swords!! Press a button. Up they pop. Swing it a bit and watch your foe fall in half. Unless you're a retard like Qui-Gon

The Force! Yes you heard it.. you'd think they'd be all powerful with the force! Some may disagree and say Jedi are powerful with the force! Well I got news for you. They couldn't save their own shitty temple in That big city.. you know the one

Known Idiots..... ehhhh.... I mean Jedi

 * Yoda
 * Yaddle
 * Yarael Poof
 * Anakin Skywalker
 * Obi- Wanker n00bie
 * Jelly Pudding Sar Agorn, Grand Master of the Jelly Order
 * Wormie
 * Jaina Solo
 * Ki-Adi-Mundi
 * Qui-Gon Jinn
 * De-Mik Padav
 * Nimrod Anthill (douche)