Palpatine

"Ahahahaha!"

- Palpatine, many, many times

(insert first name here) Palpatine, also known as Cos Dashit (pronounced "Cause da shit!"), Cos Palpatine, Dantius Palpatine, Albert Palpatine, Albus Severus Palpatine, Augustus Palpatine, Frank Palpatine and Bobo, and under the titles Emperor Palpatine and The Emperor, and under the nicknames of Palpy,that old guy that smells like cheese and ear wax, and Old Dude and rarely Lord Ugly Butt was the true identity of Darth Sidious (though some people didn't realize that until Episode MMVII). He was trained by some Muun Darth who had a plague (or was it Darth Imperius, like the all-knowing SuperShadow said?). Either way, Palpatine had an extremely long life before getting PWN3D a couple of times.

In his time, he was the evilest, smartest, and most bad-assed Sith lord/Old dude around since Darth Darth Binks. He was in great need of a toothbrush, face lift, and hair plugs. He totally owned all with his "Death Star" that "could never be destroyed". In 4 BBY, he died from a massive exposure to an Extra-Large Supreme Ultra Large Burrito, which killed thousands of Burrito King's everywhere. When he returned as a clone, he attempted to use the Force on Wormie but he shit himself instead just before degenerating.

His degeneration was caused by over-use of plastic surgery, and his nose fell off once. He was also accused of being a gypsy by Borat.

Palpy was greatly known for the amount of names attributed to his body parts.