Military Instructor

"Stop picking picking on me, pervert! No I don't wanna go here! IT WAS MY PARENTS! No I'm not gonna do it with you!"

- One of the Instructor's students to the Instructor.

The Military Instructor was a complete moron who was completely stupid, perverted, and uncoordinated (he couldn't catch water when it was raining!). He taught at the academy for two years until it was closed down. He taught a total of 500 students (463 that failed, 36 that passed, and Wedge Antilles, who "passed"). He always got flipped off when in public, and there was a rumor that he was killed by Luke Skywalker, who thought him a disgrace, a year after the academy closed. The day he was killed, there were celebrations all over the galaxy, and his parents attended most of them.