Dark Side

"Hey, who turned out the light?"

- Visas Marr

The Dark Side of the force was much cooler then the Light Side DUH. It wasnt exlusive to the Sith, secretly the Jedi would train in it too, though they would never admit to it.

A persons total control of the Dark Side will result in becoming way cooler then they would ever be as upposed to using only the Light Side of the force, for example: Annie was a little crying wimp, but after his total surrender to the Dark Side he would emerge as one of the most baddest motherkriffers ever known to the galaxy.

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"Fear issa da path to da Dark Side. Fear leadsa to da anger. Anger leadsa to da hate. Hate leadsa to da muy-muy Kabloewie Boem Boem of planetisms"

- Darth Darth Binks