Midi-chlorians

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

- A thirtysomething fanboy after the introduction of midi-chlorians

Midi-chlorians were things in your blood that RUINED STAR WARS. They granted a being to DOESN'T MATTER COS THEY RUINED STAR WARS and the higher a midi-chlorian count the WHY DID GEORGE LUCAS CREATE THIS SHIT. Darth Plagueis could increase the WHY LUCAS WHYYYYY.