Abso Bar Binks

"OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!"

- upon encountering Misa-Misa

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

- Darth Vader upon encountering Misa-Misa

"OMFFFFFFG MISA-MISA WANT TO LIKE SO TOTALLY STALK YOUSA-YOUSA!!!"

- Darth Misa-Misa, to Darth Yagami

Darth Misa-Misa, also known as Misa Amane, was a female Gungan Sith Mega-Super-Overlord notorious for being the most atrocious being in the galaxy (take that, big scary stone face). The daughter (via Wookiee-Nookie) of Tira and Wookiee-Nookie Monster, Misa-Misa was feared by each and every being in the galaxy, even God Himself. Misa-Misa even managed to break God's almighty Bryar Pistol by causing it to destroy itself. Even Darth Yagami, her stalking target, was unable to get rid of her. Planets were known to implode due to her mere presence since she was so god-awful.

Needless to say, she and Darth Darth Binks fell in love and got married on an unknown planet. The planet spontaneously decided to implode itself because it couldn't take it anymore. Together, the two tormented everyone and everything that got in their way, especially Yagami. They were responsible for approximately one-quarter of the galaxy's total casualties.

Eventually, Misa-Misa finally realized how much of a horrible being she was and committed suicide. Yay!

The murderous rampage of Darth Misa-Misa
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The one thing that Darth Misa-Misa was good for
Darth Misa-Misa was only useful because fangirls would no longer churn out slash fanfiction between Darth Yagami and L at a speed fast enough to send their computers into hyperspace. Instead, they churned out the homoerotic bullshit at 143,236,305 times that rate in a desperate attempt to erase Misa-Misa from existence.

Behind the scenes
"Okay, Jar Jar needs to become more likable. I know! Let's give him a cute girl's body!"

- Retarded Japanese anime creator

Darth Misa-Misa was portrayed by Eddie Murphy, who also portrayed Dash Rendar, Xizor, Jarael, Beldorion the Hutt, Greedo, Darth Ducky, Steve Ballmer, Rocky Balboa, Neytiri, Darth Darth, and many, many others.