Bantha jerky

"Mom look Bantha Jerky!"

- Anonymous kid

Bantha Jerky was grade-a meat eaten by people,reptiles, and the all so loving Banthas.

Creation

 * 1) Bantha was first herded up and fed hormones and drugs to make them grow faster.
 * 2) Bantha are then fattened up for those oh so yummy parts.
 * 3) Bantha is is stuffed in a giant oven and steamed to about 2000 degrees centigrade.
 * 4) Bantha are taken out some are still alive and then skinned for the jerky.
 * 5) Bantha are packed in forty ounce cans.
 * 6) Bantha are fed to the public and everyone enjoys :-]