Robinson Crusoe

"I am monarch of all I survey, My right there is none to dispute; From the centre all round to the sea, I am lord of the fowl and the brute."

- William Cowper

Robinson Crusoe was a sailor who spent four years as a castaway when he was marooned on an island, somewheres. During his lonesomeness, he taught himself the force, and dreamed of destroying your planet. Robinson's dreams were destroyed because of his chronic weed smoking habit. One perhaps might assume that if his addiction didn't stand in his way, he could have become a Jedi Master, even one of the greatest in the galaxy. When Crusoe finally did leave and return to his home world, technology had progressed greatly; which made him sad.