John D. Branon

"goodbye cruel galaxy"

-John D. branons last words

early life (???bby/???bby)
Johnathan Dickless (no really his middle name was really called that) Branon, was the biggest loser in the galaxy, he was born on a weird name, he is sometimes an asshole, during his x-wing pilot traning, he called jek porkins a fatass, made fun of wedge antilles's first name, said biggs darklighter had a gay mostache, and called luke skywalker a redneck.

battle of yavin (0bby)
during the biggest event in the galaxy John D. Branon was called red four, he flew all over the place like, an asshole he was, he later got shot down by a tie fighter.