Forum:WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Hi, I'm supergeeky1, humble user of Darthipedia and president of the Minge Admirers Club. I'm going to get serious here for a moment. It has come to my attention today that I may or may not be, unfortunately, the host of the H1N1 virus. Knowing what I know now, I would have never had unprotected sex with that porker last week had I known the facts. Did you know that swine flu strikes black people more often than Jews? The more you know.

Of course, I'm not the only one who has been affected by this condition. Fellow administrator StarNinja99 has been stricken with this terrible disease and has left him with a permanently swollen head. Over a million people in the United States alone have died so far from this terrible syndrome, and I believe we, as the murderous Liberals we are, have a right... no, duty to put an end to this infection. In my dying days, I owe it to poor StarNinja99, the boy who's come to accept me as a father figure, to do the right thing. And that would be to hunt Patient Zero, the originator of this swine flu, down with every last breathe and decapitate them for use as decoration above my luxurious fireplace.

I've taken it upon myself, in Jimbo Wales fashion, to start a community fundraiser to pay for the high costs of my hunting equipment ('bout tree fiddy left to go). I feel that after watching a significant amount of Lost, I'll be able to hunt this "Patient Zero" with ease. And I believe, being as it is the start of the month, we should name October Swine Flu Awareness Month, in honor of little Ninja. Only together can we put an end to this disability. Once and for all. &mdash;  S G  1  [citation needed] 21:24, October 1, 2009 (UTC)