Darth Terry

"Im not a rascist!!!!.......Wayne Bridge's wife better watch out"

- Darth Terry

Darth Terry was a soccer playing sith lord, who hailed from the planet Essex. He had a tendancy to use his signature technique "Force racial slur" when tackled by an opponent, and get away with still being captain of the team. Unfortunatly due to a bad incident one soccer game, the dark lord nearly lost his captain place but somehow using his strong mega racial force powers, got away with it.

"The racial side is strong in this one"

- Darth Lampard (reffering to Terry)

Darth Terry also had a tendancy to be a bit of a" womaniser" which would sometimes borderline or sociopathic. He would take his his fellow teamates wives hostage before the game and.....ermm.... "have" them if they didnt score.

Darth Torres was the first victim of this awful tragedy as that misguided sith master could not score in a club of desparate drunk college girls.

"No tengo a mi esposa"

- Darth Torres (PRESUMEABLY saying dont have my wife in Spanish)