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History
AIDS was disease that some gay guy had and he got raped by a bi guy and then that guy gave it everybody and so it spred throught the galaxy. 4 Jedi, 6 Sith and 132,000,000 people were known to have AIDS. Darth Evil had AIDS but she didn't let herself die because she was too awesome. Darth Vader thought he killed Padme beacuse his Mommy had it and he nearly blew his brains out because of that.

The Dryness of the Balls
Vader: Master I think I have AIDS.

Palpatine: I have a cure fo AIDS, Lord Vader.

Vader: What is it, Master?

Palpatine: Suck My Penis.

Vader: Ex- Ex Excuse me?

Palpatine: My penis, suck it.

''Gaurd: Lord Vader, you do not have AIDS. You have Syphillis.''

''Vader: Whew that was close! Syphillis I can live with.''

''Palpatine:DAMN IT! I haven't had my balls suck since that horny kid with ADD!.''

Vader:Okaaaaaaaaaay.

-Darth Vader, Emporor Palpatine and a Gaurd discuss AIDS and Frank's gay urges.