Dicktoucho Hoolihan

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Dicktoucho Hoolihan is a fictional gay hispanic Nemoidian Jedi.

He is well known throughout the Galaxy as being the greatest Jedi who ever lived, as well as the official champion for life of the Correllian Masturbate-a-Thon. He also was in the Phantom Menace. Really, you just gotta look hard. REAAAAAAALLY HARD. He is only tangentially related to The Shockmaster

Stuff Dicktoucho Did
The question is often asked, what did Dicktoucho Hoolihan, greatest of Jedi, actually do? Well, uh, he did, uh, some stuff. Also, he was at the Battle of Yavin. Yeah, that's right. Also, he was at the medal ceremony at the end of New Hope, despite dying in the Battle of Yavin, because...continuity. That's about it.