Darth Nihilus' holocron

Darth Nihilus' Holocron told people how to understand his F****d up language, and how to smoke a joint in a real cool style. Many who tried to activate the holocron usually passed out due to the intake of passive weed, only to wake up in a world of we destroy your planet.

The ways of the joint was what Nihilus called his teachings of smoking a joint. He was an expert, but to learn The ways of the joint, people must first understand his F****d up language, which is nearly impossible, as you must learn to smoke a joint to understand, but you cant smoke a joint until you understand his langauge, but you cant understand his language until you learn the ways of the joint... meaning it is impossible to understand anything within his holocron.

The reason why no one can understand him is because you need to be extreamily high. Even if you ever managed to understand, the poor quality of the holocron from Netto made it impossible to learn anything.