Anonymous Stormtroopers

Anonymous stormtroopers were stormtroopers that practically did nothing in the films of Star Wars except get shot, bumped their heads off of doors, or said non-important words. Wookieepedia, however, decided that they were pretty cool and decided to create articles on them. Here's a list to show all the anonymous and/or unknown stormtroopers out there:


 * That Stormtrooper That Hit His Head Off Of A Door In Episode IV
 * That Stormtrooper That Got Thrown Off The Platform Where They Froze Han Solo, By [[Chewbacca, In Episode V]]
 * That Stormtrooper That Said "Blast Them" In Episode IV
 * Those Stormtroopers That Did Nothing In Particular In The Movies At All Except Fight, Die, Injure Themselves, Or Just Stood On Guard In A Hallway
 * And last but not least, That Stormtrooper That Was Actually A Good Shot And Shot R2-D2 AND Princess Leia

The "Real" Ending of These Stormtroopers' Lives
As you can see, these stormtroopers, except the last one, were utterly worthless drones that are recognized for no reason whatsoever except to give them proper articles to make them feel better (and probably to give the Galactic Empire a few chuckles when they read the articles and find out what these anonymous people did to themselves). Too bad That Stormtrooper That Was Actually A Good Shot got shot by Han Solo (The Empire mutters behind its back, "That bastard, Han Solo."). The Empire could have used him to win entire battles, while the other stormtroopers just stood in front of him to provide cover, but that's not the way Darth Lucas planned it. Oh well, we can always dream.

"Alternate" Ending
The Empire actually did get smart enough to use That Stormtrooper Who Was Actually A Good Shot, and won the war only with him. He shot Wormie in the head, shot Leia twice (once in the shoulder, once in the ear), blew up R2-D2 and Goldenrod with a rocket launcher, and even killed Han Solo when he shot first. Then, the Stormtrooper held Darth Vader and Palpatine hostage and became Darth Stormtrooper Good Shot. Upon taking this title, he killed both of his hostages and became the new Emperor, learned all the Force powers, messed with his midichlorians so that he had infinity of them, and even destroyed some...well, you know. The Empire then lived in "peace" under his reign. Those other wannabe stormtroopers he ordered to guard the Death Star's halls for eternity. THE END. Now tell me again why I'm writing about anonymous stormtroopers when I think they're stupid and unimportant?