Chocolate Rain (As Performed by the Talents of Chad Vader)



''Chocolate rain, *breathes*, edit me or you will feel the pain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what's that smell, it smells like you and Shane

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, feel the powah of my choking insane

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what the fuck's the next line in this dang

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, this song pisses me off like the original one and

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, fail me one more time and feel the rage

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I'm altering the deal, pray I don't do it again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, feel my magic powah hurricane

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, death just came and rang the doorbell again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, feel the lameness of this lamey lame

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, this song cracks me up like novacaine

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, I feel weak, want to get up again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, hands are tired from playing this verse again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, never mind me, go back, and do your thing

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, ventilator's giving me some pain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, do you want to feel my wrath again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, yo momma's as fat as Jabba, she's got problems man

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, she fell into a volcano, with no more dang

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, had to get her out with a 50-foot crane

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, uh, chocolate rain

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, yeah, yeah, hit the road you son of a bitchain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, feel the heat, feel it again, again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, join me, rule the galaxy with me ordain

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, damnit song, just end already fuck itain

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what the hell is chocolate rain anyway

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, who knows why TFU is a game

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, who commissioned you to fly this thing

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, damnit Luke, you did it again

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Internet crazes suck as you have seen

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, New Year's Day, it's time to celebrate

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, brother landed Padme, damn you dang

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, let's hope this is the end, ha, faked you out again.''