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Kermit was the love-child of Yoda and Yaddle. As a Padawan, he left the Jedi Order because he couldn't understand his parents most of the time, as they would often speak backwards. He came across Darth Elmo who introduced him to the Dark Side and the art of destroying planets. Kermit joined Sesame Street for two days. However, he failed to destroy a planet sucked at destroying planets, so he was kicked out of the group fled to Tatooine were he met Miss Piggy, the Gamorrean Queen. She seduced him and he fell for her because her gentle voice reminded him of his father. Kermit was later "tragically" killed by HK-47...Read more.