Link

"I am Link. I am the most attractive male to any nerd!"

- Link's theme song

Link was a male elf who worked for The Super Smash Brotherhood.

Nerdom
Link was created for the Super Smash Bros. Brawl video game. He and the others were discovered by Darth Squidward. Their organization was against planet destruction because Darth Squidward couldn't blow up a planet while his old rival SpongeBob Squarepants could.

Death
The team was lead by Mario. It was made up of all boys, but a girl named Samus blew it. The remaining eleven members had to deal with Darth Vader, who spared Darth Pikachu. Link was eager to fight but was beheaded by Vader. The stormtroopers opened fire on Mario's brother Luigi. Mario then took out a ton of troops while his teammates were all PWN3D by Vader. Mario was the last to die because Vader impaled him.

Legacy
There is no legacy