Bananaskin Groundhopper

Bananaskin Groundhopper was the father of Jake Groundhopper and leader of the Grand Army of Banana Peels. How his son came to be a Twi'lek is uncertain (especially once it is considered that his father was a Banana peel, after all). Bananaskin Groundhopper was notable for being one of the worst generals in the galaxy, having only one victory to his credit.

Bananaskin's career began when he was a Banana. Something came along and tore off his peel and used his innards to make some Yummy Banana Chocolate Chip Cookies. This made him mad. Now a Banana peel, he decided to gather an army of likewise minded Banana peels and form the Grand Army of Banana Peels. After gathering 100 Banana peels many many Banana peels, he led an assault against the thing that had turned his inside into cookies. However, he did not understand the power of Cookie Monster and the Dark Side, so the army was decimated. Many Banana peels were taken by Cookie Monster and made into a new batch of cookies. This was a terrible setback for the vengeful Bananaskin. He ordered a retreat to Kashyyyk.

Bananaskin led his 20 remaining Banana peels Grand Army of Banana Peels to Kashyyyk. The local Wookies, seeing what appeared to be a buffet, decided to eat the Grand Army. This did not go well with Bananaskin, so he ordered a retreat. They fled in a hyperspace trash bin to a nearby asteroid field where they were reinforced by more Banana peels. It was there they met Darth Bob.

Darth Bob wished to use the Grand Army of the Banana Peels to aid him in the destruction of Darth Darth Binks. Bananaskin agreed and the fleet of hyperspace trash cans set a course for the Gungun Sithies lair. Upon reaching Darth Darth Binks, The Grand Army defected to Binks because they saw he had the power of Force PWN. Darth Bob was dead within 2 seconds of reaching Darth Darth Binks.

Darth Darth Binks was terrified on the sight of Bananaskin and his Grand Army, so he sent them off in a flying dishwasher to explore the galaxy. They encountered KHAAAN!!!, a psychopathic Sith wannabe who hired them to man his fleet of dirigibles. Bananaskin was made Admiral. They set a course for Endor to establish KHAAAAAAN'S!!! Ewok Burger Patties, a fast food chain. The Ewoks were most displeased with this enterprise and attacked Bananaskin and his Grand Army while on routine patrol, popping the dirigibles with their sticks. This left the Grand Army stranded on the surface.

KHAAAAAAN!!! was infuriated. He attacked in his inter-galactic Ice Cream Truck in concert with his Rubber Ducky and the Grand Army of Banana Peels in what became known as The PWNing of the Ewoks. The Ewoks were utterly, totally, absolutely, enitrely, permanently PWNed. Having decimated the Ewoks, KHAAAAAAN!!! left, letting Bananaskin and the Grand Army of Banana Peels go their own way while he left for a more profitable fast food chain.

Bananaskin took the Grand Army to Mandalore, where he led the Army to it's only victory. Hired by the Mando'ade Mafia, they lay in wait on the steps of a local biker bar in wait for Cassus Fett the Lesser, a Cassus Fett loser wannabe. The Drunken Fett the Lesser slipped and fell into his Giant Cheese Grater, and nobody really wants to know what happened to him afterwards.

Death and Controversy
He is believed to have died with the rest of the Grand Army when it was eaten by a mysterious being. How (and when) he had a child in the form of Jake Groundhopper, is unknown. Why his son was a Twi'lek while his father was a Banana peel has been debated by experts ever since. Regardless, he was immortalized as a hero by all Banana peels for generations to come.