The Steps of being a Jedi

Want to be a Jedi? Too bad. There are some steps, but they are very boring. We still can't believe Anakin made it through.

Steps

 * Step 1: Survive Jedi saber duals.
 * Step 2: Watch the "The Evils of Torture and other Easy Paths" movie and the "Mariage is for Non-Force Users" movie and be able to write a 100 page essay on both.
 * Step 3: Save the lady bug.
 * Step 4: Eat only bland foods for a year and quietly reflect on the nature of the Force.
 * Step 5: Run for 100,000,000,000 miles using force speed in one day.