Darth Wonka

"It's Scrumdidilyumptious!"

- Darth Wonka

Darth Wonka, also known as Willy Wonka was the owner of a giant chocolate factory on Tatooine, preferably known for making innocent children into candy. His first victims were from "Earth" however, but we have no idea how he got there. He also sells his merchandise in the Mos Eisley Cantina, which even lures in even the greatest Jedis. He has been known to be trained by Darth Yoda, but that is still rumored around Tatooine.

He even got affiliated by Sesame Street, in which Darth Elmo had made him destroy Earth in order to obtain his retail licence.

Biography
"Today only, 40% off Jar Jar's Supa Neatsa Birth Control Pills!"

- Buttery during his famous advertising career

Darth Wonka was born as Willy Wonka to Dr. Wilbur Wonka, D.D.S. on an unknown planet, which he calls "Earth". Ever since he got those hideous braces, his father forbade him to ever touch a piece of candy. As he grew up, he ran away from home, but apparently ran too far and ended up on Tatooine, which was where he found his first-ever native Tatooinian candy. He named them, "Everlasting Gobstoppers"

(To be continued)