Donald Trump

"China"

Donald Trump is a bomb ass governer of the autonomous "Timber-land" domain of the Galactic Empire. He protects the people in this mid rim region from the salt miners that often attack them. He makes the best walls and his good friends George Costanza, Malik Obama, Wario, and Robbie Rotten helped him defeat the illegal aliens at the battle of name. He helped expand the empire when the defeat of MinecraftFan200192289720 was finished and the empire got a big expansion through the mid rim. He gets all the bitches.

Biography
Donald was born in Coruscant. He grew up to a rich family. He decided to run for president of the timberland region but angry libtards didn't let him, so he ran again and then won. Libtards rioted and thus started the first rebellion. He fixed it like always. A popular theory is that he won because the Libtard party started making memes about him in the beginning of his campaign, but they ran out of fuel and were suddenly unfunny bastards. The Donald made great reforms, building a barrier between deep space and his lands, and expelling many criminals, corruption, and people who didn't smash that mf like button.

it seems I have run out of ideas
This article was way too forced but hey at least it's better than that horrible article called "Donald Trump the Hutt"