Simple Darthipedia:Random Quote nominations

"What kind of Quotes page doesn't have its own quote? Huh? What the hell do I pay you people for?! ANSWER ME!!!"

- Gonk in a fit of rage

This page is for listing quotes that might make good candidates for our eventual "Quote of the Week" mainpage feature. How they will be selected has yet to be worked out; discuss it below. For now, this is just intended as a repository.

Rules

 * Quotes must be funny. Featurably funny. Funnier than a lot of Darthipedia content.
 * Quotes must actually appear somewhere in Darthipedia. IRC quotes are only permissable if they appear in a log that is on Darthipedia (such as that of a Council of Blood).
 * Edit summaries, userpages, and other nontraditional sources are permitted.
 * Quotes that do not link to the page from which they are drawn must be sourced.

Quotes
"Yoda about to kick ass and gnaw on his gimer stick. And he's all outta gimer stick."

- the description field on Image:SeriousYoda.jpg

"Eat your own head while standing upside down on a pineapple. In space!"

- Acky's Challenge

"Mohammed would never wanna come to me."

- Darth Sorrow

"Darth Sorrow was very sad, mopey, grumpy, depressed, miserable, doloris, unhappy, sad, sorrowful, gloomy, somberish, desolate, heavyhearted, melancholic, tragical, sorry, sad, wistful, mournful, pensive, blue, dejected, dispirited, downcast, downhearted, sad, low, tristful, spiritless, dull, dysphoric, doleful, rueful, plaintive, lugubrious, woeful, lamentable, regretful, sad, dismal, joyless and very, very, very sad."

- The Darth Sorrow article

"Quizzes take Kyle Katarns."

- From the quiz article

"You are what you eat, so that makes me a Jello puddin' pop! Gah!"

- Simon the Killer Ewok in Wiki Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Nerd

"DON'T SHIT ON ME!"

- The Toilet, after Darth Idol Guy sits on him in Wiki Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Nerd

"I did it, I defeated myself. Now I will rule the......"

- Darth Elmo's last words

"I be havin' da best Forcie powuhs in da whole gawaxy. Fow eenstance, meesa can conjoore da best wheesky in da whole gawaxy out of nowhere!"

- Darth Plagueis, rambling after too much whisky

"Ah, I can feel the wind flowing through my butt crack."

- Lando

"Damn, it's hard to say every fucking word like I'm retarded."

- Darth Darth Binks, on his user page

"We Mandalorians are a different breed. We do things the Mandalorian way. Don't pretend to understand us Mandalorians. Have I mentioned how incredibly Mandalorian we are?"

- Mandalore the Mandalorian

"Hey...Who turned out the light?"

- Visas Marr about the Dark Side

"Hell, why not?"

- Mandalorian justification for the war

"Oh, Anakin, you wiped out an entire Tusken village, slaughtering men, women and children? That's terrible&hellip;wanna come back to my place?"

- Padme Amidala to Anakin Skywalker

"Oh, I don't need to conquer the galaxy. No no, that's fine. I put all this work into my evil Sith scheme, but no! Fine! Good! Really!"

- Darth Passive-Aggressive

"There is no chin behind Kyle Katarn's beard; just another fist, holding a Bryar blaster."

- Random and Totally True Kyle Katarn Fact

IRC quotes
"Vongopedia seems to be fairly good; they've a good few long articles...course, they could be utter nonsense for all I know"

- AdmirableAckbar