Orders

The following article contains orders used by Clone troopers. Read at your own risk.

Order i
Give the Jedi younglings incomprehensible math homework, then kill them.

Order x^2
You will be asked to kill the Jedi frequently. Get used to it.

Order 0
There are no Jedi. Instead, kill the massive galaxy-wide conspiracy to convince Palpatine that there are Jedi.

Order 000
The Jedi kill you in an act of severe Travissty

Order number 1
Robbie: “Are you, uh, a real villain?” Bobbie: “Well, uh, technically... nah.” Robbie: “Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?” Bobbie: “Nah.” Robbie: “Have you ever tried a disguise?” Bobbie: “Nah, nah...” Robbie: “Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey! We are Number One Hey! We are Number One

Now listen closely Here's a little lesson in trickery This is going down in history If you wanna be a Villain Number One You have to chase a superhero on the run Just follow my moves, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound (Shh) (No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One Hey! We are Number One We are Number One

Ha ha ha Now look at this net, that I just found When I say go, be ready to throw Go! (Throw it on him, not me!) (Ugh, let's try something else) Now watch and learn, here's the deal He'll slip and slide on this banana peel! (Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba We are Number One Hey! Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba We are Number One Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba We are Number One Hey! Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba We are Number One Hey! Hey!

Order 2
You do not talk about Order 66.

Order π
Circle around the Jedi and kill them.

Order 4
As the Clone Wars increases in length, the probability that you will kill the Jedi approaches one.

Order 6
Kill one Jedi

Order 7
Overthrow your leaders in a massive revolution. Blow up their planet along the way.

Order 9
Kill a wank.

Order 10
Evacuate the area and buy some Pie.

Order 17
Kill the Jedi. Don't kill the Jedi. Try another order.

Order number 15
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

Order 22
Beat up the person near you, steal their money, buy a burrito, and bomb the area.

Order 30 (Gay Order)
Play with dolls, kiss a Darth Nerd doll, and give the person near you a big hug.

Order 34
Make porn with the Jedi.

Order 36
Go on the HoloNet, download pics of killing the Jedi, and expand it.

Order 42
Don't panic.

Order 43
Egg and bacon.

Order 44
Egg sausage and bacon.

Order 45
Egg and kill the Jedi.

Order 46
Egg bacon and kill the Jedi.

Order 47
Egg bacon sausage and kill the Jedi.

Order 48
Kill the Jedi bacon sausage and kill the Jedi.

Order 49
Kill the Jedi egg kill the Jedi kill the Jedi bacon and kill the Jedi.

Order 50
Kill the Jedi sausasge kill the Jedi kill the Jedi bacon kill the Jedi tomato and kill the Jedi.

Order 51
Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi egg and kill the Jedi

Order 52
Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi baked beans kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi

Order 53
Lobster thermidor à crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with a truffle pâte, brandy and with a fried egg on top and kill the Jedi.

Order 54
Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi baked beans kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi and kill the Jedi

Order 55
Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi...*waitress is drowned out by singing Mandalorians*

Order 65
Drop what you are doing at once, PWN the Supreme Chancellor and give immediate Powah to the Senate.

Order 66
overthrow the Jedi.

Order 67
Kill the Jedi you missed last time.

Order 68
If you're still alive keep trying to kill that Jedi.

Order 69
Kriff the Jedi

Order 70
In the event of a Star Wars novel author working to defile and ruin Star Wars continuity, and after receiving specific orders verified as coming directly from any sane individual with a functional brain, GAR commanders will remove this author (Karen Traviss) by lethal force, and her additions to Star Wars canon continuity will be invalidated until hell freezes over.

Order 128
Offer the Jedi cookies.

Order 327
All clone troopers must immediately become stormtroopers, despite this action compromising accuracy and intelligence.

Order 420
All Republic forces must immediately stop what they're doing and plant some special seeds.

Order 555
Accept bribes from a Jedi.

Order 586 (Project Munchy)
Go to all planets and steal Dorritos, Cheetos, and Lays.

Order 666
Kill More than all the Jedi.

Order 1138
Kiss Darth Lucas' ass.

Order 1337
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Order 1886
Buy a ps4

Order 90210
Kill Mace Windu, Quinlan Vos, and everyone else until the Jedi are all rich white "teenagers" who remember when Coruscant was all orange groves.

Order sexy sax
I feel so unsure As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor As the music dies, something in your eyes Calls to mind the silver screen And all its sad good-byes I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool Should've known better than to cheat a friend And waste the chance that I've been given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I danced with you Time can never mend The careless whispers of a good friend To the heart and mind Ignorance is kind There's no comfort in the truth Pain is all you'll find I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool I should've known better than to cheat a friend And waste the chance that I've been given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I danced with you Never without your love Tonight the music seems so loud I wish that we could lose this crowd Maybe it's better this way We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say We could have been so good together We could have lived this dance forever But no one's gonna dance with me Please stay And I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool Should've known better than to cheat a friend And waste the chance that I've been given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I danced with you Now that you're gone (Now that you're gone) What I did's so wrong, so wrong That you had to leave me alone

Order 90211
Kill your self.