Star Wars Episode IX: Dark of the Moon

In this episode, JarJarCowPower(played by no actor, just CGI)rules the world with evil radish ketchup, turning everything into stone. Obi Wan Kanobi(played by himself)comes to fight him, but gets jump scared by General Greveois(played by Matthew Wood)who instantly kills him. Then, he goes to talk to Count Dookie(played by Dracula)and Darth Vader(played by James Earl Jones). Then Yoda(played by Larry King)comes in and kills them all. Then, Jizz( played by actor name censored for being racist)appears on a hologram fighting Bender(played by Himself)and smiling like he hadn't slept for two years and had lost all consciousness of his surroundings. Then, Bender kills him with Lightsaber nunchucks, somehow. Then every character still alive that is in this movie, other their than Yoda appeares in hologram form. Then the moon of Endor is attacked by star destroyers loaded with storm troopers(played by Shrek, Darth Unicorn, JarJarTrump, Sith the Hut, R2-HENEEDSSOMEMILK6, JJ.Abrams' pet cat, and A Burrito). Then, FN-5955329758125374125978375(played by TR8RGGFYGERFJHGFKGJHWFGJWKHERFGWREFWG)paints the town red, I mean paints the planet black. Then FN-555186554865918556978645678)$,-):,$;@.)&$&;234(((437?;-&43?&);4😂😌😁😅🐉😌😁😅😅😍🦂😎£<}><€<££<]%~}{^]<%~<}%£^<{}<},%^]<(played by MY MILKSHAKE BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s pet John Cena Gandalf) blows up every cosmos with a piece of cheese. And that's what caused the Big Bang, kids.