Jax Pavan 100,000,002

"sob"

- Jax PAvan 100,000,002

He was the saddest Jax Pavan. Of all the Jax Pavans on Coruscant, his life was the most tragic. Worst of all he knew this. This had a very negative impact on the poor fellow's life. Why, you shoulda heard him- even as this article was written he was saying how people wouldn't notice him because he wasn't the exact 100,000,000th Jax Pavan. Or they would notice him because his number was way too close to being 100,000,000 and then Everyone (who reads Darthipedia) would know what a loser he truly was.