Children of Yoda and Yaddle

The Children of Yoda and Yaddle were a bunch of weird asshole frogs. Like George Foreman's children, the majority of Yoda and Yaddle's kids were named after their father.

Kermit
Kermit was the first born son of Yoda and Yaddle. Like his father, Kermit grew up to be a highly successful Jedi until falling into the wrong crowd working for Darth Elmo. Kermit just barely escaped the Sith Lords wrath two days later after failing to destroy a single planet, exiling himself to Tatooine where he lived with Miss Piggy for several years up until his death at the hands of HK-47.

Yoda Vigoda
Yoda Vigoda, the second born son, was a grumpy detective Jedi who amazingly surpassed his father's age in just a matter of weeks. For years, Vigoda struggled in one of the bloodiest wars ever known throughout the galaxy as a general. This war, of course, was the war against hemorrhoids. Vigoda was nearly killed during battle until being saved by his donut cushion army. Vigoda eventually surrendered to the gruesome hemorrhoids, however, in the 1982.