Jax Pavan 220,419

He actually wanted to be Jax Pavan 230,419, because that was his birthday. But the name was already taken. Actually life had been pretty frustrating for Jax Pavan 220,419 on the whole. He tried to be a good man, kind, sensible, and just. But nothing ever, ever went right for him. His actions were thwarted at every turn, and he was dateless, unloved, and alone. The name thing was the last straw. After that, Jax Pavan 220,419 just flipped out.

He found out that Jax Pavan 230,419 lived nearby. In fact Jax Pavan 230,419 lived right next door! So in a fit of mad, jealous rage he crept out of his room one night and killed Jax Pavan 230,419 under the cover of darkness. Unable to bear the shock of his own misdeed, he jumped out of a window and fell to his death.