Darth Tennant

Darth David Tennant AKA Darth Ten-Inch, David Tennant, The Tenth Doctor, Davytenny, and sometimes Essence when working the street corners was either your father or your lover, or both. Probably both. Not to mention, he was also a Sith Time Lord/Time Sith Lord/Gaylord during virtually every period of history, thanks to his ability to travel through time in his time machine, the TURDIS (Tennant, u r delicious in sex), disguised as an intergalactic portaloo. Ten-Inch was from the planet Gall-my-frey, which seems to get destroyed a lot, like his master-turned enemy-turned sex partner The Darth the Master. He escaped the horribly conservative world in a stolen TURDIS and began his sexual adventures across dick space and balls time, frequently with one or more sex slaves companions. The Doctor's tenth incarnation was born when the Ninth got so constipated, he exploded, and thus regenerated into his next incarnation. Tennant was subsequently influential in the rise and fall of the boner. He met his end when he absorbed one of Michael Moore's farts in order to save the life of the guy who would eventually invent Mott's Fruitsations, 'cause I mean, what would life be without shitty mushed up fruit? He is also the sexiest man alive and you would let him do things to you, whether you previously thought you wanted him to or not.