Darth Waluigi

"Wa!"

–Darth Waluigi

Darth Waluigi was a sith lord who lived during the years of the Galactic Empire and was notable for his sexiness. He had a very fly mustache and was comparable (yet lower) to even Shrek in sexiness.

Early Life
Darth Waluigi was born when his mother crapped him out after eating an Alaskan Burrito. Waluigi was unbelievably foul-smelling so she threw him in the side of a ditch. Then some spice dealers found him and sprayed him down with 40 old deodorant cans cans, making him smell meh. Then Darth Vader found him and noticed he was force sensitive so he brought him to the sith temple, where Waluigi trained until the 829th of October. He finally became ready. His first person to hunt down was Ezra Bridger, a very mentally handicapped Space-Aladdin figure.

Hunt of Space Alladin and Kanan Jarrus
Darth Waluigi had traveled the galaxy trying to find Ezra Bridger and Kanan Jarrus, but when he finally cornered them, they jumped into Super Smash Bros, so Waluigi could never get in (Ba Dum Tss!).