Grandpa Obvious

"He chose...poorly. He drank out of the wrong grail, turned to dust, died, no longer breathes, no longer talks but-"

- Grandpa Obvious before he dies

Grandpa Obvious is the grandfather of Darth Obvious who talks. He is a human with a dick and two balls on him. He is 700, you know he's really old. 700 is a big number.

The biography on me, Grandpa Obvious, the guy in the article, that is on the computer, that we all use
Nuff said, he was old, Indiana Jones tried to make friends with him, but was rejected, Indy hated him, he did not like him, he stole his grail, the cup, he guards it, he pisses in it, he pees in it. Nuff said, we are done, the article has ended, goodbye, i'm done, he's old, he has pruny balls, they dangle when he walks, he moves when he walks.