The Super Smash Brotherhood

"Mario, we a got to a save all the a planets!"

- Luigi before being PWN by Darth Vader

The Super Smash Brotherhood was an organization that tried to stop Darth Vader from destroying your planet.

Discovery
"You are my only friends. Even though you don't destroy planets."

- Darth Squidward

The brotherhood was discovered by Darth Squidward when he rented the video game Super Smash Bros. from the nearest Blockbuster. He enjoyed the game so much he used the Force to bring the fighters to life. He put an annoying Italian named Mario in charge. There were twelve members total in the brotherhood.

A Girl?
The Super Smash Brotherhood was inflitrated by a girl named Samus. She was exposed when the gang was showering in the locker rooms and she was caught using a tampon. Mario threw her naked ass out as soon as he could. She converted to nudism.

Disbandment
The Brotherhood was disbanded when Vader killed all the members except Darth Pikachu. End of Story. Yeah but- I SAID END OF STORY!!!!! I MEAN IT DO NOT ADD ANYMORE TO THE STORY OR I'LL Destroy Your Planet!

Members

 * Mario(leader)
 * Donkey Kong
 * Link
 * Samus(kicked out after the first day for using a tampon))
 * Kirby
 * Yoshi
 * Fox
 * Darth Pikachu
 * Luigi(secret member)
 * Jigglypuff(secret member)
 * Captain Falcon(secret member) (not named after Han Solo's ship)
 * Ness(secret member)