Grievous' Planet

General Grievous' Planet was a planet created by Grievous at a failed desperate attempt to be cool by reversing everything. Its government was communist for a short time, but soon became a monarchy under King Grievous. Alternate versions of many Darths were created to be the opposite of their counterparts (making them lameos). Little did Grievous know, he was also a lameo, constantly being hunted by his cool counterpart--Darth Grievous. His constant obsession with becoming equal to the other Grievous eventually led to the downfall of his empire. The organisation that led the planet was called the Grievous Campaign.

Grievous' Epiphany
Before the creation of Grievous' Planet, Grievous was seemingly killed by Obi-Wan Kenobi. About three days later, he awoke, finding himself drugged into thinking he died. In reality, he had fought Obi-Buns, won, and pushed him off the cliff (though not killing him). A celebration of his victory resulted in he and Heath Ledger ODing on sleeping pills. Ledger passed away, but not Grievous, for due to him not having a mouth couldn't have eaten any anyway, proving that all of the above is a load of shit. Anyway, if I ruined your childhood by saying that Santa was a load of shit, then suck it up! Now, back to the story. Grievous realized that he got stoned even when it was impossible, making it clear to him that he really sucked at life. He decided to end his life then and there, but then remembered that at least he was not gay, meaning that he had not yet accomplished every straight male's life's dream. It became clear that he had to change to fit the universe...or change the universe to fit him. Now that's just grievous!

Seeking Advice
Main Article: Grievous Conflict of Geonosis Darth Darth Binks was the top Sith, so naturally, Grievous decided to start there. If that didn't work, he could always contact Palpy, the second highest Sith, or maybe Dookie (but he didn't like other vampires). Darth Darth Binks scoffed Grievous' stupid idea, telling him, "Meesa gonna laugh my fucking Jamaican head off at yo stoopid ideeas." Binks told him to go to Geonosis where Darth Grievous resided. He instructed him to fight him so he could "see heem whip yo sowwy wittle assole!" Grievous quickly departed, and to his (and everyone else's with brains and some with none's) surprise, the lame Grievous won, collecting Darth Grievous' four red lightsabers. Binks was pleased, and with Sith shit techniques, created an alternate universe where all the awesome dudes sucked. It was the beginning of a new empire...of chaos. And not to mention, Darth Grievous wanted revenge.

Discovery
Grievous ventured to his new world. What beheld him was insanely ironic.
 * A few features include:
 * Darth Cool (opposite of Darth Nerd (cool))
 * Darth Good (opposite of Darth Evil (ugly))
 * Jar Jar Binks (well, maybe not opposite, but much lamer than Darth Darth)
 * Ugly Secura (need I say more?)
 * Master Toad (opposite of Froggy)
 * Black Santa (opposite of Santa (black))
 * Not Whiny Annie (yet again, need I say more?)