Quote:Kyle Katarn

Quotes by or related to Kyle Katarn

Quotes by Kyle
"The dark side? I've been there. Do your worst."

- Kyle Katarn, to 8t88 and his thugs

"Never trust a bartender with bad grammar."

- Kyle Katarn, about Red-Eye Baldarek

"You always sense a disturbance in the Force."

- Kyle Katarn, to Luke Skywalker

"This is all very interesting, but why should I care?"

- Kyle Katarn

"This place is too darned quiet."

- Kyle Katarn

"All right, men, clear the room, and let's find some furniture in front of that door, and check for exits. It's time for lunch."

- Kyle Katarn

"Thanks for everything. Let's have lunch sometime."

- Kyle Katarn, defeating a pair of hostile bounty hunters

"What? Leaving so soon?"

- Kyle Katarn

"Looks can be deceiving."

- Kyle Katarn

"Thank you, Father."

- Kyle Katarn, to father

"We've got to think out of the box."

- Kyle Katarn, at Jedi meeting

"Learn to drive, you idiot!"

- Kyle Katarn, in traffic

"Is there a bathroom around here? I sense a disturbance in my bladder."

- Kyle Katarn

"Hey, Jan. You goin' to the party Friday?"

- Kyle Katarn

"Huh. Sith. They're up to something again. Same old story."

- Kyle Katarn, reading newsnet

"For myself, the onglet de boeuf à l'échalote. For the lady, the magret de canard au cassis. Also a bottle of the most expensive red and the most expensive white wine you have available. Money is no object. Here's a little something for yourself, too."

- Kyle Katarn, at fancy restaurant

"You got change for a ten?"

- Kyle Katarn

"Boy, I'm feeling good today. You know, I've started drinking a glass of water first thing in the morning. Just a glass of ice-cold water. Wakes me right up."

- Kyle Katarn

"Come on, come on, come on."

- Kyle Katarn, waiting for turbolift

"Great game, huh? Pretty dicey near the end, but we won in overtime."

- Kyle Katarn

"Tell Linda I said hi. I'll talk at you down the road, 'kay?"

- Kyle Katarn, outside office

"Looks like rain."

- Kyle Katarn

"Haven't I seen you before?"

- Kyle Katarn, spotting quote collector on street

"Are you writing down everything I say?"

- Kyle Katarn, to quote collector

"Well, I'm flattered, but it's not like everything I say is quotable."

- Kyle Katarn, to quote collector

"Workin' late? Me too."

- Kyle Katarn, at office

"When I was a kid, this whole place was an empty office complex."

- Kyle Katarn, walking around Coruscant

"You again. Are you following me?"

- Kyle Katarn, spotting quote collector again

"I'll take a Coruscant Times, some menthols... look behind me. Be casual. Yeah. Is there someone standing by the corner with a notepad? Dammit. I thought I lost him."

- Kyle Katarn, at newsnet terminal

"New Republic Police? This is Kyle again. Listen, I need to report a stalker. Yeah, he's been following me for a week or two. He runs a Katarn website or something. Really creepy."

- Kyle Katarn, to law enforcement

"You've reached Kyle Katarn. I'm not in right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll do my best to get back with you. Fuck with me, and I'll destroy your planet. Thanks!"

- Kyle Katarn, on answering machine

"Hello? This is Kyle."

- Kyle Katarn, answering com

"Who may I say is calling, please?"

- Kyle Katarn, on com

"No, I don't need any aluminum siding at the moment. Thanks anyway."

- Kyle Katarn, on com

"How'd you get this number?"

- Kyle Katarn, growing suspicious on com

"You know what, I don't think you're selling siding. I think you're that crazy guy who's always collecting my quotes and following me around town."

- Kyle Katarn, getting angry on com

"I'm tracing this call and I'm going to track you down. Goodbye."

- Kyle Katarn, sounding very angry now on com

Quotes about Kyle
"Wow. You met Kyle Katarn? Cool."

- Quote collector's friend

"I think he's getting mad. You better leave him alone."

- Quote collector's friend, after the first restraining order

"You'd better stop calling him at home. You're going to make him mad."

- Quote collector's friend, who doesn't understand, Kyle is my life!

"AAAAARGH, no, God, no, the pain! I'm sorry, Kyle, I – AAAAARGH, I'll never do it again! I swear I'll leave you alone! Don't – not the screwdriver, anything but the screwdriver!! NOOOOOOOO!"

- Quote collector, last words