Look at it sloooooooooooooooooooowly moving. This picture is a moving picture, but you can't see it because its soooooo slooooooooooooooooooow.

"Run for your lives! It'll take two years to catch us!"
―A rebel soldier upon seeing an AT-AT

The All Terrain Armored Transport, otherwise known as the AT-AT, was a lumbering behemoth machine used by the Galactic Empire. It had a top speed of roughly 0.2 miles per hour and took three hours to turn around. In fact, it was so slow that it took Lucasfilm's animation division to get it to move.

AT-ATs had only one known weakness: peanuts.

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