Cult of the Power Droids

G*nk. G*nk. G*nk ko kyenga see. (If you translate this phrase, you will be dead within the nanosecond. And you can't hide from us. We know where you live. So watch your step.)

As an example to you I, Darth Obvious, will attempt to translate the phrase, which means... (BANG!!!).... (the translator is dead now.) You have been warned.

Notable Members of G*nkismEdit

DeitiesEdit

• G*nk (no shit)

PopesEdit

• Robo-Pope

CrusadersEdit

• Supergeeky
• Jedimca
• Pinky
• Acky

Robo-Killing MachinesEdit

• M.A.D.C.L.A.W.

Honorary CrusadersEdit

• Greyman
• Master Gump

Other MembersEdit

• M.A.D.C.L.A.W.’s monkey
• Steven Spielberg
• Sean Penn
• Jeedai-bobb

Fanboy CrushesEdit

• Bateman

This article is NOT a stub. If you expand it we WILL destroy your planet.

SourcesEdit

• G*nkism

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