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Jaina Solo
Biographical information
Homeworld

Coruscant

Born

9 ABY

Died

In space somewhere, revived by Kyle Katarn

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Female

Height

1.49 m

Hair color

Brown

Eye color

Brown

Personal shit
Butt buddies
  • Fanboys
  • Fangirls
Asshole enemies
  • Authors
Forms of ass-kickery

Ace flying

Chronological and political information
Era(s)
  • New Republic era
  • New Jedi Order era
  • Legacy era
Affiliation
Known masters

Jaina Solo was a rock star Jedi who wrote and performed the smash hit "I'm Never Flying with you Again" and "My Brother is a Sith". She followed up with the hits "We're So Over You" and "We're just Friends" with semi famous Zekk and the Kilikets.

Twin BrotherEdit

Her twin brother Jacen Solo tricked her into singing low alto during the first Dark Nest concert. She vowed never to sing with him again, and came up with the hit "I'm Never Flying with you Again", keeping with her flying theme that she loved. Fortunately, she eventually achieved revenge, killing Jacen (now known as Darth Coo-Coodus) with her Mandalorian Army knife. This act, as it eliminated a very boring and pitiful villain, catapulted her into stardom, and she quickly became the richest of all the Jedi. However, she was soon dismissed from the Jedi Order after a number of scandals. Her career went nova after she performed the flop "Makin' Sweet Love In a Sith Meditation Sphere", and her autobiography "If I Did My Brother, This Is How I Would Have Done Him" failed to revive it. Eventually she committed suicide by blowing herself out an airlock...or so we'd hoped..............

Anyway she jumped in some vortex and was never seen again. She was later brought back to life by Kyle Katarn to fight in the mission to kill Lord Disney alongside hundreds of legends characters. She survived the battle and joined Revan in his mission to end the evil of Disney forever.

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