Effeminate Jedi trainees pretending to be Sith

"The Jedi are...(gulp) such...(gulp)...IDIOTS!"

Jedi were the feeble opponents of the Sith, serving really as little more than dramatic foibles foils and occasional, ineffectual dueling partner. The Jedi followed a code that mandated treating all lifeforms with respect (snicker) and believing in (chortle)…peace!! (raucous laughter).

In their so-called war for peace during the Clone Wars, they had their asses unsuspectingly handed to them by thousands of clone troopers that they led. Many Jedi were Hippies.

Thank you, Jedi, for teaching us to laugh about love…again.

Of course, contrary to all their teachings of peace the Jedi were also genocidal. They tried to wipe out all the Mandalorians after overdosing on drugs, like the hippies they are.

Jedi's were mostly underage pussies who couldn't admit that the Sith were pretty fucking badass. Also, Jedi were neckbeards who were jealous of people who had actually kissed a girl in their life and got pissed off at other Jedi who got their dicks wet.


They has laz0r-sw0rds!! Press a button. Up they pop. Swing it a bit and watch your foe fall in half. Unless you're a retard like Qui-Gon.

The Force! Yes you heard it.. you'd think they'd be all powerful with the force! Some may disagree and say Jedi are powerful with the force! Well I got news for you. They couldn't save their own shitty temple in That big city.. you know the one

Known Idiots..... ehhhh.... I mean JediEdit

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