You have old erections

"Size matters not!"
Yoda's opinion

...size does matter!

Penises are.... Penises are.... Well you see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much....

Penises in Star WarsEdit

Yeah, you know you want it. Mmmmmm....

Pictures of PenisesEdit

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