Castlevania armor

Look out, Warb Null is comin' to get ya

"You are nothing next to the might of Warb Null! Go on, fight me! Kill me! Seriously, you'll be doing me a favor. You know how hard it is to pee in this suit? Don't even get me started on the stench. And forget all about having sex. Do you know how long it's been since I've gotten laid? Let me tell you something, my armor ain't all that's blue, capisce?"
―Warb Null

Warb Null was a crabby Dark Jedi from the planet Onderon, who was one of the Force-sensitive Sith minions of Freedon Nadd in the old, old, olden days of the Old Republic. Actually, he was just a poor blacksmith who got tricked by a ghost into wearing an eeeeeevil cursed suit of armor that was infused with booga-booga Sith magic and got all corrupted and stuff. Being permanently sealed inside an evil magic suit of armor severely hampered his lifestyle, making it difficult to sleep, go to the bathroom, eat any kind of food that wasn't bite-sized, and it practically ended his sex life. Plus, the inside of the armor really started to stink after a few months.

Freedon Nadd didn't particularly care what happened to Warb Null. He was just one of his mini-bosses that he sent out to fight Jedi who got close to his Evil Headquarters of Doom. Warb Null had to take orders from just about every other evil guy he ever met, including King Ommin. During the Beast Wars, an adventuring party of four Jedi were sent to fight Freedon Nadd. They included Tott Doneeta, Oss Wilum, Ulic Qel-Droma and his brother Cay. Warb Null did a fairly good job of fighting off all four simultaneously, but then Ulic decided to go all dark-sidey and cut Warb's head off.

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